Are you tired of the same old jokes that fall flat? Do you feel like your humor has gone into a black hole?
I know the struggle. It’s hard to find fresh material that gets people laughing. But don’t worry, I’ve got something that’ll make your friends say, “Beam me up!”
Get ready for a close encounter of the hilarious kind! I’ve rounded up 177+ alien puns that are truly out of this world.
From UFO ones to extraterrestrial wordplay, this collection will have you and your crew rolling with laughter.
So, buckle up and prepare for takeoff – these puns are about to abduct your funny bone!
List of Alien Puns for Every Occasion
1. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien!
2. How do aliens pay for things? With star bucks!
3. What’s an alien’s favorite sport? Spaceball!
4. Why did the alien cross the galaxy? To get to the other side of the Milky Way!
5. What do you call an alien’s X-ray? A UFO-tograph!
6. How do aliens make their tea? With unidentified steeping objects!
7. What’s an alien’s favorite dance? The moonwalk!
8. Why don’t aliens use phones? They prefer space calls!
9. What’s an alien’s favorite snack? Satellite chips!
10. How do aliens stay fit? They planet!
11. What do you call an alien who can’t keep a secret? A blabbermouth from outer space!
12. Why did the alien bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
13. What do you call an alien with a time machine? A time traveler from outer space!
14. How do aliens take selfies? With a light-year stick!
15. What’s an alien’s favorite type of music? Space jam!
16. Why don’t aliens eat at fast food restaurants? They prefer flying saucers!
17. How do aliens keep their antennas clean? With space shampoo!
18. What do you call an alien magician? A space illusionist!
19. Why don’t aliens use umbrellas? They have flying saucers!
20. How do aliens send mail? Through the space post!
21. What’s an alien’s favorite board game? Cosmic monopoly!
22. Why don’t aliens wear hats? They’re afraid of cap-sizing their spacecraft!
23. How do aliens brush their teeth? With moon paste!
24. Why did the UFO get pulled over? It was speeding in a no-fly zone!
25. What do you call a UFO with a broken engine? A flying saucer-er!
26. How do aliens navigate through space? They use star charts!
27. What’s an alien’s favorite car? A flying saucer-baru!
28. Why don’t UFOs ever land at airports? The parking fees are astronomical!
29. How do aliens order their coffee? With flying saucers!
30. What do you call a UFO crash landing? A close encounter of the thud kind!
31. Why did the alien spacecraft need a tune-up? It was making funny noises!
32. How do aliens keep their UFOs clean? They use asteroid spray!
33. What do you call a UFO pilot who’s always late? A procrastronaut!
34. Why don’t UFOs have windshield wipers? They use force fields!
35. How do aliens fuel their UFOs? With rocket sauce!
36. What do you call a UFO with a leaky fuel tank? A dripping saucer!
37. Why did the alien get a job at NASA? For the space-ial benefits!
38. How do aliens communicate with Earth? Through space-mail!
39. What do you call a UFO’s GPS? A galaxy positioning system!
40. Why don’t UFOs have license plates? They’re unidentified!
41. How do aliens measure distance in space? In light-beers!
42. What do you call a UFO’s headlights? Unidentified flying objects!
43. Why don’t aliens use turn signals? They prefer random acts of guidance!
44. How do UFOs park in tight spaces? They use their tractor beams!
45. What do you call a UFO’s rear-view mirror? A behind-sight!
46. Why don’t aliens need seat belts? They have anti-gravity technology!
47. What do you call an alien invasion in a bakery? A flour saucer attack!
48. Why did the aliens invade the library? They heard humans had universal knowledge!
49. How do you stop an alien invasion? With an anti-alienator!
50. What do you call an alien invasion in a jewelry store? A gem-vasion!
51. Why did the aliens invade the gym? They wanted to pump humans for information!
52. How do you confuse invading aliens? Show them a roundabout!
53. What do you call an alien invasion at a fruit farm? An unidentified fruiting object!
54. Why did the aliens invade the clock factory? They wanted to control time!
55. How do you repel an alien invasion? With space repellent!
56. What do you call an alien invasion at a comedy club? A laugh-saucer attack!
57. Why did the aliens invade the music store? They wanted to create universal harmony!
58. How do you describe an alien invasion gone wrong? A space-tastrophe!
59. What do you call an alien invasion at a car dealership? A UFO-verdrive!
60. Why did the aliens invade the art gallery? They wanted to see the universal masterpieces!
61. How do you rate an alien invasion? On a scale from Earth to Mars!
62. What do you call an alien invasion at a hair salon? A close encounter of the perm kind!
63. Why did the aliens invade the zoo? They wanted to study the wildest life forms!
64. How do you survive an alien invasion? By planet carefully!
65. What do you call an alien invasion at a textile factory? A close encounter of the thread kind!
66. Why did the aliens invade the ice cream shop? They wanted a taste of the Milky Way!
67. How do you negotiate with invading aliens? Through intergalactic diplomacy!
68. What do you call an alien invasion at a karaoke bar? A singing saucer attack!
69. Why did the aliens invade the coffee shop? They needed a strong brew to fuel their invasion!
70. What did the human say to the alien at the bar? “Your place or mine? I’m flexible on the planet.”
71. How do aliens greet humans? With a space shake!
72. Why don’t aliens understand human jokes? They have a different sense of humor-oid!
73. What did the human chef say to the alien diner? “Would you like your steak rare or well-done on both sides?”
74. How do aliens and humans communicate? Through universal translation devices!
75. Why don’t aliens and humans play poker together? The aliens always have poker face!
76. What did the human teacher say to the alien student? “Your homework is out of this world!”
77. How do aliens and humans settle disputes? Through intergalactic mediation!
78. Why don’t aliens and humans go bowling together? The aliens always get a perfect score with their gravity control!
79. What did the human doctor say to the alien patient? “I’m sorry, but your insurance doesn’t cover inter-dimensional ailments.”
80. How do aliens and humans exchange currency? Through the intergalactic exchange rate!
81. Why don’t aliens and humans go to the movies together? The aliens always spoil the ending with their time-travel abilities!
82. What did the human tour guide say to the alien tourists? “And on your left, you’ll see the iconic landmarks of Earth… oh wait, you’ve probably seen them all from space already.”
83. How do aliens and humans share music? Through universal playlists!
84. Why don’t aliens and humans go to the gym together? The aliens always win at weightlifting in Earth’s gravity!
85. What did the human fashion designer say to the alien model? “I’m sorry, but we don’t have anything in your shade of green.”
86. How do aliens and humans celebrate holidays together? With a cosmic party!
87. Why don’t aliens and humans go fishing together? The aliens always use their tractor beams to catch the biggest fish!
88. What did the human comedian say to the alien heckler? “Tough crowd, I guess my jokes just don’t translate across the universe.”
89. How do aliens and humans play sports together? With universal rules!
90. Why don’t aliens and humans go camping together? The aliens always bring their high-tech gear and ruin the ‘roughing it’ experience!
91. What did the human barista say to the alien customer? “I’m sorry, we don’t serve drinks at absolute zero temperature.”
92. How do aliens and humans exchange gifts? Through the intergalactic postal service!
93. What do you call an alien with a negative attitude? Pessi-Martian!
94. How do aliens stay cool? They use Mercu-ry!
95. What do you call an alien that’s always in a hurry? Satur-impatient!
96. How do aliens express agreement? They say “Alien-ough said!”
97. What do you call an alien mathematician? An algebrarian!
98. How do aliens show excitement? They get exci-tied!
99. What do you call an alien plumber? A pipe cleaner from outer space!
100. How do aliens describe something easy? They say it’s a piece of Jupi-torte!
101. What do you call an alien gardener? A plan-et expert!
102. How do aliens express surprise? They say “Oh my guava-ness!”
103. What do you call an alien chef? A sauce-erer!
104. How do aliens describe a boring party? They say it’s Neptu-dull!
105. What do you call an alien hairdresser? A comet-ologist!
106. How do aliens express confusion? They say “I’m feeling a bit Astro-nut!”
107. What do you call an alien photographer? A galaxy-rapher!
108. How do aliens describe something mysterious? They say it’s Uranus-ual!
109. What do you call an alien tailor? A Sat-urn and stitch expert!
110. How do aliens express gratitude? They say “Meteor grateful!”
111. What do you call an alien musician? A Marsician!
112. How do aliens describe a surprising twist? They say it’s an unexpected Pluto twist!
113. What do you call an alien mechanic? A flying saucer-vicer!
114. How do aliens express determination? They say “I’m going to plan-et and stick to it!”
115. What do you call an alien teacher? An edu-crater!
116. What did Yoda say when he saw the UFO? “Identified, flying object is.”
117. Why did the Vulcan break up with the human? The relationship wasn’t logical.
118. What did the Xenomorph say to the Predator? “You’re one ugly mother from another planet!”
119. Why didn’t the Borg assimilate the comedian? Resistance was futile, but the jokes were irresistible!
120. What did Marvin the Paranoid Android say about Earth? “It’s mostly harmless, but utterly depressing.”
121. Why did the Klingon become a gardener? To grow his own bat’leth bushes!
122. What did ALF say when he ran out of cats to eat? “I guess I’ll have to order in some Meow Mix.”
123. Why did the Dalek fail art class? It could only draw exterminate lines!
124. What did the Martian Manhunter say at the buffet? “I’ll have some more of that Oreo-shaped food, please.”
125. Why did Zoidberg become a doctor? Because why not Zoidberg?
126. What did the Asgardian say to the human? “Your planet is under my protection, but your fashion sense needs work.”
127. Why did the Thermian go to acting school? To learn how to portray a real person!
128. What did Paul the alien say when he got pulled over? “I was just trying to phone home, officer!”
129. Why did the Na’vi join a band? They wanted to create their own Avatar soundtrack!
130. What did Stitch say when he saw Earth for the first time? “Ih! Big water!”
131. Why did the Men in Black agent quit? He got tired of the memory-erasing paperwork!
132. What did the Ewok say when it joined a gym? “Yub nub? More like yoked nub!”
133. Why did the Cylon go to therapy? It had identity issues with its many copies!
134. What did Spock say when he tried Earth ice cream? “Fascinating. And illogically delicious.”
135. Why did the Ood become a phone operator? They already had the perfect headset!
136. What did the Vorlon say to the human who asked too many questions? “Understanding is a three-edged sword.”
137. Why did the Wookiee become a hairdresser? He was a natural at handling long, tangled hair!
138. What did Jar Jar Binks say when he became a chef? “Mesa make bombad space soup!”
139. Why did the alien break up with its partner? There was too much space between them!
140. How do aliens show affection? They give each other space hugs!
141. Why did the alien couple go stargazing? For some galactic romance!
142. How do aliens propose? They ask, “Will you be my space mate?”
143. Why did the alien fall for the astronaut? They had great chemistry in zero gravity!
144. How do aliens celebrate their anniversaries? With a trip around the sun!
145. Why did the alien dating app fail? Everyone was looking for their perfect Martian!
146. How do aliens flirt? They use pickup lines from across the universe!
147. Why did the alien couple break up? They couldn’t align their orbits!
148. How do aliens show they care? They send each other meteor showers of love!
149. Why did the alien refuse to date the human? The age gap was light-years apart!
150. How do aliens maintain long-distance relationships? Through wormhole video calls!
151. Why did the alien fall in love with the satellite? It was always there, revolving around them!
152. How do aliens comfort each other? With cosmic hugs and shooting star wishes!
153. Why did the alien couple decide to elope? To have a small, intimate ceremony in a distant galaxy!
154. How do aliens celebrate Valentine’s Day? With heart-shaped crop circles!
155. Why did the alien ask the human out? They wanted to explore new frontiers in dating!
156. How do aliens break up? They say, “It’s not you, it’s my species.”
157. Why did the alien fall for the astronomer? They always saw stars in each other’s eyes!
158. How do aliens show they’re “just friends”? They maintain a respectful orbit around each other!
159. Why did the alien join a dating site? To find their perfect match in the vast universe!
160. How do aliens deal with heartbreak? They take a solo trip through the asteroid belt!
161. Why did the alien couple decide to move in together? To share the same space station!
162. What do you call an alien’s workplace? An office space!
163. How do aliens clock in for work? They use light-year watches!
164. Why did the alien get fired from the restaurant? It kept serving unidentified frying objects!
165. What do you call an alien’s lunch break? A meteor meal!
166. How do aliens commute to work? They take the hover-ground!
167. Why did the alien quit its job at the calendar factory? It wanted more space for personal time!
168. What do you call an alien’s home office? A space station!
169. How do aliens handle work stress? They take deep breaths of cosmic air!
170. Why did the alien start a podcast? To broadcast on all frequencies!
171. What do you call an alien’s work uniform? A space suit!
172. How do aliens brainstorm at work? They have a meteor shower of ideas!
173. Why did the alien open a bakery? To make some extra-terrestrial dough!
174. What do you call an alien’s retirement plan? A 401-light-year!
175. How do aliens network for job opportunities? Through the intergalactic web!
176. Why did the alien become a weatherman? It wanted to predict meteor showers!
177. What do you call an alien’s productivity app? A task-tronaut!
178. How do aliens handle customer service? With universal patience!
179. Why did the alien start a moving company? It had experience with relocating entire planets!
180. What do you call an alien’s work-life balance? Cosmic equilibrium!
181. How do aliens conduct job interviews? Through space-to-space calls!
182. Why did the alien become a librarian? It wanted to organize the universe of knowledge!
183. What do you call an alien’s corporate ladder? A meteor climb!
184. How do aliens celebrate work anniversaries? With a trip around the galaxy!
Conclusion
Well, there you have it – a galaxy-sized collection of alien puns that are truly out of this world!
From wordplay to extraterrestrial love stories, we’ve covered it all. But why does this matter? Because laughter is a universal language, even across the cosmos!
These puns aren’t just for giggles; they’re your secret weapon for breaking the ice at parties, lightening the mood at work, or simply brightening someone’s day.
So, why not share your favorite alien pun with a friend? Or better yet, use one as a conversation starter with that cute Martian – I mean, person – you’ve been eyeing.
Remember, in the vast universe of humor, you’re now armed with some stellar material.
Keep spreading those laughs, Earthling!
