Hey there, fellow crewmates and imposters!

If you’ve ever played Among Us, you know how tense and suspenseful it can be. But let’s face it, sometimes we need a good laugh to break up all that backstabbing and finger-pointing.

That’s where these hilarious Among Us jokes come in handy! I’ve gathered over 177+ of the funniest quips, puns, and one-liners about our favorite space-themed social deduction game.

In this post, I’ll share jokes that’ll have you giggling in the cafeteria, chuckling through tasks, and maybe even make you forget about that body in electrical.

So, strap in and get ready for a collection of jokes that are truly out of this world!

Some Super Amazing Among Us Jokes You Need to Know

Crewmate vs. Impostor Jokes

1. Why did the impostor bring a ladder to the spaceship? He wanted to reach new heights of deception!

2. How do you know if your crewmate is actually an impostor? They’re always fishing for compliments!

3. What’s an impostor’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it’s full of sus-pense!

4. Why don’t impostors like to play hide and seek? They’re always found out!

5. How does an impostor order at a restaurant? “I’ll have what they’re having!”

6. What do you call an impostor who’s bad at lying? An honest mistake!

7. Why did the crewmate bring a dictionary to space? To look up the definition of “sus”!

8. How do impostors stay in shape? They do lots of sus-pensions!

9. What’s an impostor’s favorite food? Fake-on and eggs!

10. Why don’t crewmates trust atoms? They make up everything, just like impostors!

11. What’s an impostor’s favorite dance move? The electric slide… into the vent!

12. How do crewmates keep their spacesuits clean? They use the im-postor-izer!

13. Why did the impostor bring a pencil to space? To draw sus-picion!

14. What’s a crewmate’s favorite exercise? Task-robics!

15. How do impostors stay cool in space? They use vent-ilation!

16. Why don’t crewmates like to play cards with impostors? They’re always dealing from the bottom of the deck!

17. What’s an impostor’s favorite subject in school? Drama!

18. How do crewmates greet each other in space? With an astro-NOT you!

Sus Moments

19. Why did Red call an emergency meeting? Blue looked a little sus-picious!

20. What do you call it when everyone’s acting sus? A sus-picion party!

21. Why did the crewmate fail their task? They were too busy being sus-picious of others!

22. What’s the most sus room on the spaceship? The sus-pense room!

23. How do you make a crewmate sus? Just add water… to their helmet!

24. Why did the impostor wear sunglasses? To avoid eye con-sus!

25. What’s an impostor’s favorite season? Sus-ummer!

26. How do you know when a crewmate is lying? Their nose grows… sus-piciously long!

27. What do you call a group of sus crewmates? A sus-pect list!

28. Why did the crewmate bring a magnifying glass to space? To investigate sus-picious behavior!

29. What’s an impostor’s favorite type of clothing? Dis-guise!

30. How do you make a crewmate less sus? Give them a sus-pense of disbelief!

31. What’s an impostor’s favorite fruit? Sus-berries!

32. Why did the crewmate bring a lie detector to space? To catch sus-picious statements!

33. What do you call a sus moment that turns out to be nothing? A false sus-larm!

34. How do impostors stay under the radar? They keep a low sus-file!

35. What’s an impostor’s favorite board game? Sus-Clue-do!

36. Why did the crewmate bring a mirror to space? To check if they looked sus!

Emergency Meeting Jokes

37. Why did the crewmate call an emergency meeting in the cafeteria? They couldn’t decide between the fish or chicken!

38. What do you call an emergency meeting that no one shows up to? A lone sus-picion!

39. Why did the impostor hate emergency meetings? They always felt like they were on trial!

40. How many crewmates does it take to call an emergency meeting? Just one, but everyone will think they’re sus!

41. What’s the worst time to call an emergency meeting? When you’re the impostor!

42. Why did the crewmate call an emergency meeting in electrical? They wanted to shed some light on the situation!

43. What do you call a crewmate who always calls unnecessary emergency meetings? The boy who cried sus!

44. Why did the impostor love emergency meetings? It was their chance to throw others under the space bus!

45. How do you know if an emergency meeting is going to be boring? When it starts with “I saw someone vent, but I don’t remember who”!

46. What’s an impostor’s least favorite phrase during an emergency meeting? “I saw them vent!”

47. Why did the crewmate call an emergency meeting right after the game started? They wanted to say “hi” to everyone!

48. What’s the most common lie told during emergency meetings? “I was doing tasks in electrical!”

49. How do you make an emergency meeting more exciting? Add a dance-off to determine who’s sus!

50. Why did the crewmate call an emergency meeting in admin? They couldn’t swipe their card!

51. What’s the quickest way to end an emergency meeting? Admit you’re the impostor!

52. Why did the impostor call an emergency meeting? To create chaos and con-fusion!

53. How do you know if an emergency meeting is going well? When everyone agrees on who to eject… except you!

54. What’s the best excuse to give during an emergency meeting? “I was watching the security cameras… I swear!”

Vent Jokes

55. Why don’t impostors like to vent their feelings? They’re afraid someone might catch them!

56. What’s an impostor’s favorite type of music while venting? Heavy metal!

57. How do impostors stay in shape? They do vent-ilates!

58. Why did the impostor bring a book while venting? For some light reading between murders!

59. What do you call an impostor who gets stuck in a vent? Vent-ually caught!

60. How do impostors celebrate after a successful vent kill? With a vent-ory dance!

61. Why don’t crewmates like to clean the vents? They’re afraid of finding skeletons in there!

62. What’s an impostor’s favorite snack while hiding in vents? Vent-ies!

63. How do impostors stay cool while venting? They use the AC-vent!

64. Why did the impostor bring a GPS to the spaceship? To navigate the vent system!

65. What’s an impostor’s favorite movie genre while hiding in vents? Sus-pense thrillers!

66. How do impostors communicate while in vents? They use the vent-ercom system!

67. Why did the impostor bring a pillow to the vent? For some com-vent-able hiding!

68. What’s an impostor’s favorite sport while in vents? Vent-nis!

69. How do impostors keep track of time while venting? They use a vent-ual timer!

70. Why don’t impostors like to vent on cold days? They’re afraid of catching a draft!

71. What’s an impostor’s favorite drink while hiding in vents? Vent-i lattes!

72. How do impostors stay fit while venting? They do vent-ilated exercises!

Tasks and Sabotage Jokes

73. Why did the impostor sabotage the lights? To brighten up their day!

74. How do crewmates multitask? They don’t – that’s kinda sus!

75. Why did the crewmate fail at wiring? They got their wires crossed!

76. What’s an impostor’s favorite task to fake? Medbay scan – it’s the perfect cover-up!

77. Why did the crewmate bring a plunger to space? In case of a commode crisis!

78. How do impostors sabotage communications? They give everyone the silent treatment!

79. Why did the crewmate struggle with the card swipe? They had a magnetic personality!

80. What’s an impostor’s favorite sabotage? O2 – it really takes your breath away!

81. How do crewmates fix the reactor? With a lot of patience and a dash of panic!

82. Why did the impostor sabotage the doors? They wanted to give everyone a warm welcome!

83. What’s a crewmate’s least favorite task? Anything in electrical – it’s shockingly dangerous!

84. How do impostors sabotage without getting caught? They blame it on technical difficulties!

85. Why did the crewmate bring a fire extinguisher to space? In case their mixtape was too hot!

86. What’s an impostor’s favorite tool for sabotage? A monkey wrench – it really throws a spanner in the works!

87. How do crewmates stay motivated during long tasks? They remind themselves it’s for the greater good… hopefully!

88. Why did the impostor sabotage the cafeteria? They wanted to spice things up!

89. What’s a crewmate’s favorite task? Trash disposal – it’s rubbish, but someone’s gotta do it!

90. How do impostors sabotage without raising suspicion? They do it im-poster-ously!

Color-Related Jokes

91. Why is Red always sus? Because they’re always caught red-handed!

92. What’s Blue’s favorite movie? The Blue’s Clues!

93. Why does Green hate being an impostor? They’re not very good at lying – they always turn a shade paler!

94. What’s Yellow’s favorite fruit? Lemon, of course – they’re a sucker for sour jokes!

95. Why does Pink make the best crewmate? They always look at things through rose-colored glasses!

96. What’s Black’s favorite type of humor? Dark comedy!

97. Why does White always win as impostor? They’re a master of blank expressions!

98. What’s Orange’s favorite season? Fall – they love to blend in with the leaves!

99. Why does Purple make the best detective? They excel at putting two and two together!

100. What’s Brown’s favorite drink? Root beer – they like to stay grounded!

101. Why does Cyan make the worst impostor? They’re always feeling blue about lying!

102. What’s Lime’s favorite part of the ship? The greenhouse – it’s where they feel most fruitful!

103. Why does Tan always get voted out first? They blend in too well with the background!

104. What’s Maroon’s favorite game besides Among Us? Clue – they’re always ready to solve a mystery!

105. Why does Gray make the best mediator during meetings? They see everything in shades of gray!

106. What’s Coral’s favorite place on the ship? The aquarium – it reminds them of home!

107. Why does Banana Yellow always get caught as impostor? They slip up too easily!

108. What’s Fortegreen’s favorite task? Fixing wires – they love making connections!

Communication and Chat Jokes

109. Why did the impostor type in all caps? To SHOUT their innocence!

110. How do you know when a crewmate is lying in chat? Their messages get longer and more detailed!

111. Why did the crewmate bring a thesaurus to space? To find new ways to say “sus”!

112. What’s an impostor’s favorite chat abbreviation? IDK (I’m Definitely Killing)!

113. How do you spot a nervous crewmate in chat? They use way too many exclamation points!!!

114. Why did the impostor learn sign language? For silent kills!

115. What’s a crewmate’s favorite emoji during discussions? 🤔 (The thinking face – they’re always sus-picious!)

116. How do impostors communicate secretly? They use Morse code blinks!

117. Why did the crewmate bring a megaphone to space? To make sure everyone heard their accusations!

118. What’s an impostor’s least favorite phrase in chat? “Any last words?”

119. How do you know when a meeting is going nowhere? When the chat is filled with “sus” and nothing else!

120. Why did the crewmate learn to type faster? To out-chat the impostor!

121. What’s an impostor’s favorite form of communication? Body language!

122. How do crewmates express frustration in chat? They spam the report button!

123. Why did the impostor bring a dictionary to space? To look up new ways to say “It wasn’t me!”

124. What’s a crewmate’s favorite chat game during long tasks? I Spy… something sus!

125. How do you know when an impostor is panicking in chat? They start accusing everyone else!

126. Why did the crewmate bring emojis to space? To express their emo-sus!

Accusation Fails

127. Why did the crewmate accuse the plant in O2? It looked a little too green to be innocent!

128. How do you know when an accusation has failed miserably? When even the impostor feels bad for you!

129. Why did the crewmate accuse their own reflection? They thought they saw someone vent in the mirror!

130. What do you call it when you accuse the wrong person 10 times in a row? A sus-picion streak!

131. Why did the crewmate accuse the asteroid outside the ship? It was acting a bit too space-y!

132. How do you know when your accusation is about to backfire? When everyone in the chat types “…” at the same time!

133. Why did the crewmate accuse the security camera? It was always watching suspiciously!

134. What’s the worst reason to accuse someone? “Their color looks guilty!”

135. Why did the crewmate accuse the impostor… of being a great crewmate? Talk about a task fail!

136. How do you know your accusation was a complete fail? When you get ejected instead!

137. Why did the crewmate accuse the empty spacesuit? It was just hanging around suspiciously!

138. What’s the most embarrassing accusation fail? Accusing yourself by mistake!

139. Why did the crewmate accuse the ship’s computer? It kept saying “Error” – clearly a sign of guilt!

140. How do you recover from a failed accusation? Pretend your chat was hacked!

141. Why did the crewmate accuse the task list? It was clearly framing them!

142. What’s the worst time to realize your accusation was wrong? Right after they’ve been ejected!

143. Why did the crewmate accuse the emergency button? It was too eager to be pressed!

144. How do you know your accusation skills need work? When the impostor starts giving you tips!

Victory and Defeat Jokes

145. What do you call an impostor who never wins? An im-poster child for failure!

146. How do crewmates celebrate their victory? With a space par-tay!

147. Why did the impostor cry after losing? They were spaced out!

148. What’s a crewmate’s favorite victory dance? The moon-walk!

149. How do impostors cope with defeat? They vent about it!

150. Why did the crewmate bring confetti to space? For a victorious blast-off!

151. What’s an impostor’s least favorite sound? The victory chime for crewmates!

152. How do you know when you’ve won too many times as crewmate? Your friends start calling you “Sus-perman”!

153. Why did the impostor start a band after losing? They wanted to make a comeback!

154. What’s a crewmate’s favorite victory meal? Astronaut ice cream, of course!

155. How do impostors handle a winning streak? They try not to get a big head… in space!

156. Why did the crewmate bring a trophy to the spaceship? To remind everyone who the real sus-star is!

157. What’s an impostor’s favorite consolation prize? A one-way ticket back to the lobby!

158. How do you know when you’ve lost too many times as crewmate? Your friends start calling you “Eject-or Seat”!

159. Why did the impostor take up gardening after losing? They wanted to turn over a new leaf!

160. What’s a crewmate’s favorite way to taunt a losing impostor? “Better luck next light years!”

161. How do impostors celebrate a narrow victory? With a sigh of re-leaf!

162. Why did the crewmate bring a camera to the victory celebration? To capture the mo-ment-us occasion!

Among Us Meme Jokes

163. Why did the impostor bring a plunger to electrical? They heard it was clogged with bodies!

164. How do you make an Among Us player instantly paranoid? Just say “red sus” and watch the chaos unfold!

165. Why don’t impostors like using the scanner in medbay? It reveals their true colors!

166. What’s an impostor’s favorite type of art? Sus-realism!

167. How do you know when a crewmate is too invested in the game? They start calling family dinners “emergency meetings”!

168. Why did the impostor bring a cookbook to the reactor? They wanted to cook up some trouble!

169. What’s a crewmate’s favorite ice cream flavor? Sus-berry swirl!

170. How do impostors stay entertained during long games? They play “I sus-py” with themselves!

171. Why did the crewmate bring a lie detector to space? To catch fibbing in zero gravity!

172. What’s an impostor’s favorite dance move? The sus-sa nova!

173. How do you know when you’re playing with a group of memers? Every chat message ends with “amogus”!

174. Why did the impostor bring a GPS to the spaceship? To find the nearest vent-rance!

175. What’s a crewmate’s favorite board game in space? Sus-Clue-do!

176. How do impostors keep their cool during accusations? They use their poker face-plate!

177. Why did the crewmate bring a magnifying glass to space? To look for mini crewmates!

178. What’s an impostor’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal… because it’s full of screams!

179. How do you know when you’re playing with a group of Among Us addicts? They start calling bathroom breaks “emergency meetings”!

180. Why did the impostor bring a journal to space? To keep track of their sus-picious activities!

Conclusion

Thanks for joining me on this hilarious journey through the world of Among Us jokes!

I hope these witty one-liners and puns had you laughing harder than an impostor caught red-handed.

Remember, laughter is the best way to ease the tension during those nail-biting games. Why not share some of these jokes with your crewmates during your next match? It might just throw the impostor off their game!

And hey, if you’ve got some killer Among Us jokes of your own, don’t be shy – share them in the comments below.

Who knows, you might even make the impostors crack up! Until next time, keep those tasks completed, your eyes peeled for sus behavior, and most importantly, keep laughing.

Stay silly, space beans!