Want to make your crush laugh? It’s tough finding the right words when your heart beats faster around them. Many people freeze up or tell jokes that fall flat, leaving awkward silences.

Here’s the good news – humor helps create real connections between people.

This collection of 254 clean, fun jokes will help you start conversations naturally. These aren’t just random jokes – they’re carefully chosen to be appropriate, memorable, and, most importantly, actually funny.

From clever wordplay to silly puns that show your playful side, you’ll find jokes that match your personality.

These jokes work great for texting or chatting in person. The key is picking ones that feel natural to you.

Let’s help you win some laughs and maybe even their heart!

Laughter: Your Secret Weapon in Making Hearts Skip a Beat

Laughter creates a special bond between two people.

When someone makes you laugh, your brain releases feel-good chemicals that help you feel closer to them.

Small jokes and funny comments help break the ice and make talking easier.

Making your crush laugh shows them your fun side without trying too hard. It lets them see you’re someone who can bring joy and light moments into their day.

Good humor tells them you’re smart, quick-thinking, and confident – qualities that most people find very likable.

Funny chats also help both of you feel relaxed and natural around each other. When you share a laugh, it creates happy memories tied to you.

Your crush will look forward to talking with you because you make them smile. Plus, humor helps you stand out from others who might be too serious or shy.

Remember – genuine laughs build real connections!

Cute Jokes to Break the Ice

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
3. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
4. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
5. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
6. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
7. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
8. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
9. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
13. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
14. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
15. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
16. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
17. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
18. What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
19. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish!
20. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.
21. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
22. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
25. What did the cupcake say to the frosting? I’m stuck on you.
26. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
27. What did the clock say to the wall? “I’m hanging out with you.”
28. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
29. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
30. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
31. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
32. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
33. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
34. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops.
35. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
36. How do cows stay up to date with the news? They read the moo-spaper.
37. What did one pencil say to the other? You’re looking sharp!

Funny One-Liner Jokes to Tell Your Crush

38. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
39. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
40. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
41. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
42. I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.
43. I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
44. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
45. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
46. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
47. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
48. I once got into a fight with a broken pencil. It was pointless.
49. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
50. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
51. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
52. I was going to tell a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
53. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
54. I have a photographic memory, but I forgot to bring the camera.
55. I had a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
56. The guy who invented Lifesavers candy made a mint.
57. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me ads for vacations.
58. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
59. I’m a huge fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable!
60. The problem with candy jokes is they’re either sweet or corny.
61. I once tried to catch some fog. I mist.
62. I couldn’t figure out how to get my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
63. Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
64. I love my job, but it’s just the work that I can’t stand.
65. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
66. I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
67. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
68. I used to play sports, but then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
69. I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
70. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
71. I’m not great at math, but I know that 3.14159% of sailors are pi-rates.
72. I had to quit my job at the donut factory. I was getting tired of the hole thing.

Sarcastic Jokes for The Bold

73. Oh, I’m sorry. Did I give you the impression that I care?
74. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
75. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
76. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
77. I’m trying to lose weight, but I’m on a “see food” diet.
78. I’m not sure if I’m overthinking or just thinking too much.
79. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
80. I’m not a morning person, I’m not an afternoon person either.
81. You know, I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
82. If I had a dollar for every time I ignored you, I’d be rich by now.
83. I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today.
84. I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
85. The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
86. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately disagreeing with you.
87. You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
88. Sure, I’ll help you out. The same way I help out my Wi-Fi when it’s acting up: by ignoring it.
89. I have a lot of patience… but not for you.
90. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
91. My imaginary friend says you have serious issues.
92. You really brighten my day. You know, like a dumpster fire.
93. I don’t need your attitude; I’ve already got one.
94. If I wanted your opinion, I’d ask for it.
95. The only time I have time for you is when you’re not talking.
96. I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my peace of mind.
97. I’d explain, but I don’t feel like making it easier for you to misunderstand.
98. I’m not procrastinating, I’m just creatively avoiding doing things.
99. You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.
100. I’ll stop giving advice when you stop asking for it.
101. I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
102. I didn’t say you were stupid, I just think you’re trying your best.
103. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
104. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were an expert in everything.
105. You’ve got the right to be upset. Just make sure it’s about something important.
106. I’m not saying you’re a problem, but if you were one, I’d consider you unsolvable.
107. Your opinion is as irrelevant as the last time I checked my phone.
108. Your level of enthusiasm is so contagious, I feel my enthusiasm draining away.
109. I’m not ignoring you, I’m just waiting for you to say something interesting.
110. Your common sense is so rare, it should be a superpower.

Knock-Knock Jokes for A Classic Touch

111. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
112. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
113. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo!
114. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
115. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked!
116. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
117. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home?
118. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you going to let me in?
119. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
120. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
121. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I prefer Google.
122. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
123. Knock knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with this joke?
124. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
125. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream so you can hear me!
126. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
127. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?
128. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
129. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me later!
130. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful, I’m trying to tell a joke!
131. Knock knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
132. Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash!
133. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
134. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lola. Lola who? Lola lot of fun here!
135. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sophie. Sophie who? Sophie I can’t get in!
136. Knock knock. Who’s there? George. George who? George you been doing all day?
137. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey’s on the door!
138. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Sam to you, open the door!
139. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door, I’m freezing out here!
140. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You just said it!
141. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hershey. Hershey who? Hershey a funny knock-knock joke!
142. Knock knock. Who’s there? Penny. Penny who? Penny for your thoughts?
143. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bobby. Bobby who? Bobby me a gift!
144. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold you for making me tell a joke!
145. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ava. Ava who? Ava nice day!
146. Knock knock. Who’s there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you do if you don’t open the door?

Punny Jokes to Tell Your Crush

147. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
148. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
149. I once tried to catch some fog. I mist.
150. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
151. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the penalty kicks.
152. I once got into a fight with a broken pencil. It was pointless.
153. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
154. I’m no good at math, but I can count on you.
155. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
156. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.
157. I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
158. I used to be a plumber, but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
159. I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
160. I’m trying to lose weight, but I’m on a “see food” diet.
161. The kleptomaniac couldn’t stop stealing my pens, but I’m sure he’ll write a good apology.
162. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
163. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
164. The person who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
165. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
166. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
167. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
168. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
169. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
170. I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
171. The mathematician’s plants don’t grow. They’re in square pots.
172. I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
173. I can’t believe I got caught playing chess with a librarian. They caught me checking mate.
174. The best way to watch a fly fishing tournament is live stream.
175. I once knew a guy who was addicted to brake fluid, but he said he could stop any time.
176. I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
177. My friend’s bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.
178. I don’t like to brag, but I can still remember my dad’s phone number from when I was a kid.
179. I used to be a carpenter, but I just couldn’t get the hang of it.
180. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
181. I’m terrible at math, but I can count on you.
182. I broke my finger last week, but on the other hand, I’m okay.
183. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Funny “Would You Rather” Questions

184. Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak or dance everywhere you go?
185. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
186. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
187. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button in your life?
188. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
189. Would you rather always have bad hair days or always have food stuck in your teeth?
190. Would you rather be able to talk to animals but they ignore you, or have animals talk back but only insult you?
191. Would you rather have a permanent clown face or a permanent smile?
192. Would you rather have the ability to fly but only at walking speed, or be able to teleport but only to places you’ve already been?
193. Would you rather live in a house made of candy or a house made of Legos?
194. Would you rather have unlimited pizza for life or unlimited tacos for life?
195. Would you rather never be able to use the internet again or never be able to watch TV again?
196. Would you rather wear clothes that are always one size too small or one size too big?
197. Would you rather never have to sleep or never have to eat?
198. Would you rather only be able to speak in rhymes or only be able to speak in riddles?
199. Would you rather have a robot that cleans for you or one that makes your bed?
200. Would you rather always have to sing “Happy Birthday” or always have to give high-fives to everyone you meet?
201. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
202. Would you rather have a nose that grows like Pinocchio’s every time you lie or ears that wiggle every time you tell the truth?
203. Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again or never have to stand in line again?
204. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 10 years into the future?
205. Would you rather have a magic carpet that can fly or a personal robot butler?
206. Would you rather never have to brush your teeth again or never have to shower again?
207. Would you rather have a pet monkey or a pet sloth?
208. Would you rather always have to wear mismatched socks or never be allowed to wear socks again?
209. Would you rather have your own private island or a penthouse in the middle of a city?
210. Would you rather be famous for something you didn’t do or infamous for something you did do?
211. Would you rather always have to wear clothes from a specific decade or only be able to wear pajamas?
212. Would you rather have a magical fridge that makes food for you or a magical closet that gives you any outfit you want?
213. Would you rather never be able to speak again or only be able to whisper?
214. Would you rather be able to hear everyone’s thoughts or be able to control everyone’s actions?
215. Would you rather be super strong but always clumsy or super fast but always exhausted?
216. Would you rather be able to control the weather or read minds?

Corny Jokes for a Laugh-Out-Loud Moment

217. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
218. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
219. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
220. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
221. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
222. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
223. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
224. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
225. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
226. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
227. What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
228. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
229. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
230. What did one pencil say to the other? You’re looking sharp!
231. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
232. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
233. What did the cupcake say to the frosting? I’m stuck on you.
234. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish!
235. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
236. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
237. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
238. How do cows stay up to date with the news? They read the moo-spaper.
239. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
240. What did the calendar say? “My days are numbered!”
241. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
242. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
243. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
244. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
245. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
246. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
247. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
248. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
249. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
250. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
251. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
252. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
253. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
254. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!

Wrapping It Up: Time to Make Them Smile!

Getting your crush to laugh isn’t about telling perfect jokes – it’s about showing your true personality through humor.

These 254 jokes give you plenty of options to start fun conversations and create happy moments together.

Pick the ones that match your style and make you laugh, too.

Ready to take your connection to the next level? Check out our other guides that’ll help you build a deeper bond:

• “Juicy Questions to Ask Your Crush.”
• “Romantic Text Messages that Will Make Her Want You Badly”
• “How to tell if your crush likes you?”

Remember – the best jokes come from being yourself and keeping things light. Share a laugh, create a connection, and let the magic happen naturally.