Want to make your guy smile? It’s tough to find the right words when texting him. You stare at your phone, type something, delete it, and then try again.

Nothing sounds good enough. You worry about coming across as too forward or not funny enough.

Good news! Flirty texts that make him laugh can spark interest and show your playful side. Humor breaks down walls and creates a fun connection between you two.

The right message can turn his bad day around and keep you on his mind.

I’ve put together 173 texts that hit the sweet spot between flirty and funny. These messages will help you stand out and get him looking forward to your next text.

How to Flirt via Text: Tips for Making Him Laugh

Texting has changed how we connect with people. It’s now the main way we flirt and show interest.

When you add humor to your flirty texts, you create a fun bond that makes him want to keep the conversation going.

Here are some tips to help you craft texts that will make him smile:

• Keep it short and sweet. Long messages can feel overwhelming. A quick, clever text often works better than a paragraph.
• Use inside jokes that only the two of you share. This creates a special connection and reminds him of fun times you’ve had together.
• Try playful teasing, but be gentle. Light jokes about something he said or did can be flirty without crossing lines.
• Ask funny “what if” questions to get his imagination going. “What if we were the last two people on a deserted island but there was still WiFi?”
• Send a joke related to something he loves. If he’s into sports, movies, or has a hobby, a joke about that shows you pay attention to his interests.
• Use emojis to add emotion, but don’t overdo it. One or two can enhance your message without making it look cluttered.
• Share funny observations about your day. Simple moments from your life can spark conversation and show him your sense of humor.
• Time your texts well. A funny message during his lunch break or after work when he’s relaxing can be perfect timing.
• The best flirty texts come from a place of originality. The goal isn’t to impress him with complex jokes but to create a light, fun connection that makes him look forward to hearing from you.

Flirty Texts to Make Him Blush

1. I can’t stop thinking about you.

2. You always know how to make me smile.

3. Can’t wait to see you again. I miss you already.

4. Just the thought of you makes my heart race.

5. I bet you’re looking extra cute today.

6. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

7. I love the way you laugh.

8. How do you always know exactly what to say to make my day better?

9. You have no idea how badly I want to kiss you right now.

10. Your texts are the highlight of my day.

11. I’m really starting to like you… A lot.

12. You’re making it hard for me to concentrate on anything else.

13. I wish you were here with me right now.

14. You look so handsome in that picture. Can’t wait to see you in person.

15. I can’t decide if I want to kiss you or just keep talking to you all night.

16. Are you always this irresistible, or is it just when I’m around?

17. I’m counting down the minutes until I get to see you again.

18. You’re always on my mind. Can’t help it.

19. I think you might be trouble… But I like it.

20. You must be a thief because you stole my heart.

21. I love it when you make me laugh. But I love it even more when you make me blush.

22. Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.

23. I can’t get enough of you.

24. You’re my favorite distraction.

25. If I said I was thinking about you, would you be flattered or scared?

26. I wish you were here to hold me right now.

27. Can you stop being so adorable? It’s making me want you more.

28. You have no idea how much I enjoy our conversations.

29. Just wanted to remind you that you’re amazing.

30. I’m not saying I’m in love with you, but I’m definitely falling for you.

31. You’ve got me smiling for no reason at all right now.

32. Can you come over? I think you’re the only thing I need right now.

33. If I were there, I’d be kissing you right now.

34. I’m not sure what I like more your smile or your voice.

35. You’re so hard to resist.

36. I’m so lucky to have met someone as amazing as you.

37. What would you say if I told you I wanted to kiss you?

38. You make me feel all kinds of things, and I love it.

39. I’m already thinking about the next time I get to see you.

40. You make my heart race in the best way.

41. I’m addicted to you.

42. Are you trying to make me fall harder for you? Because it’s working.

43. I think I’m starting to like you more than I probably should.

44. Can’t wait for the next time I get to hold you.

45. I’d love to just stay in bed with you all day.

46. I never thought I’d find someone as perfect as you.

47. You make it so hard to focus on anything else.

48. You’re like a drug, and I’m completely addicted.

49. How are you always so irresistible?

50. I can’t help but smile every time you text me.

51. You’ve got me thinking about you all day, every day.

52. What’s the one thing you’ve always wanted to do with me?

53. You make everything feel so much better when I’m around you.

54. The way you look at me drives me crazy.

55. How did you get so charming?

56. I just realized I’m smiling like a goofball because of you.

57. Your voice is my favorite sound.

58. You’re constantly on my mind in the best way.

59. I can’t stop replaying our last conversation in my head.

60. I love how much you make me laugh. You’ve got a way with words.

Flirty Texts to Him Laugh with Your Thoughts

61. I think I need a kiss from you to make my day complete.

62. I keep dreaming about you… and I like it.

63. If I were with you right now, I would never leave.

64. You’ve got my heart racing every time you text me.

65. I can’t wait to feel your arms around me.

66. You’re like the best kind of temptation.

67. I’m so glad you’re in my life. You make everything better.

68. You’re the reason I can’t stop smiling today.

69. I think I might be falling for you.

70. You’re making me feel all kinds of things that I didn’t expect.

71. Every time I look at you, my heart skips a beat.

72. I just want to be near you all the time.

73. Is it just me, or does everything feel better when you’re around?

74. You’ve got this incredible way of making everything feel amazing.

75. I love everything about you.

76. You always know how to make me blush.

77. If you keep looking at me like that, I might just kiss you.

78. I can’t wait to see you again.

79. You make it so hard to be away from you.

80. Can’t stop thinking about how great it feels when you touch me.

81. I don’t know how you do it, but you make everything feel perfect.

82. Every moment with you is a moment I want to remember forever.

83. Can we skip to the part where I’m kissing you already?

84. I think I could spend forever in your arms and never get bored.

85. You drive me crazy in the best way possible.

86. I could look at you all day and never get tired of it.

87. You’re my favorite reason to smile.

88. I can’t wait for our next escapade together.

89. You’re the best part of my day, every day.

90. I think I’m officially falling for you.

91. Your smile could light up an entire room.

92. If I could, I’d spend every minute with you.

93. The thought of kissing you has me smiling like a fool.

94. I love how you always know exactly what to say to make my day.

95. Every time I hear from you, my heart skips a beat.

96. You’ve got me hooked, and I don’t want to get off this ride.

97. You make everything feel so much better just by being near me.

98. How did I get so lucky to meet someone like you?

99. I can’t wait to see what the future holds with you.

100. I’m so glad you came into my life.

101. It’s impossible not to smile when I’m with you.

102. I could get used to being this close to you.

103. I love how you make me feel special.

104. Every time I look at you, I can’t help but smile.

105. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of being around you.

106. You’ve got me wrapped around your finger, and I’m not complaining.

107. You make it impossible not to fall for you.

108. I love how you always seem to know what I need.

109. You’re like a magnet—I can’t seem to stay away.

110. Your touch is all I need to make everything better.

111. Can’t stop thinking about how amazing it felt to kiss you.

112. You’ve got me feeling all sorts of ways, and I love it.

113. I never want to leave your side.

114. You make me feel like I’m the luckiest person alive.

115. I can’t stop replaying our last date in my head.

Flirty Texts for Him: LDR Edition

116. If I could, I’d kiss you right now.

117. I love how you make me feel like I’m the only person in the world.

118. You always know how to keep me on my toes.

119. I never want this feeling to end.

120. You’re exactly what I’ve been looking for.

121. I’m so glad we met.

122. You make me feel like I’m walking on air.

123. I never want to stop talking to you.

124. I think I’m starting to get addicted to your kisses.

125. Your smile is honestly my favorite thing in the world.

126. Can you stop being so cute? It’s distracting.

127. I’m so glad we found each other.

128. Your laugh is my favorite sound.

129. Every time I’m with you, it feels like the world just stops.

130. I can’t get enough of your kisses.

131. I’d drop everything just to spend time with you.

132. You always make me feel so good.

133. Every time you touch me, I get butterflies.

134. You’ve got me completely charmed.

135. I can’t stop thinking about you.

136. You make my heart race every time I see you.

137. I think about you more than I should.

138. You’ve got the kind of smile that makes my day.

139. I can’t wait to see you again. I’m counting down the days.

140. I don’t know what it is about you, but I can’t stay away.

141. You’ve got me hooked, and I don’t want to break free.

142. I think you’re the one who makes everything feel right.

143. The more I see you, the more I want you.

144. You’re exactly what I needed in my life.

145. I’m not sure if I want to kiss you or just cuddle up with you.

146. I love the way you make me feel special.

147. Your lips are driving me crazy.

148. I love being in your arms.

149. I think I’m falling harder for you every day.

150. I can’t wait for the next time I get to hold you.

151. You’re the kind of person I want by my side forever.

152. I never want to stop being close to you.

153. You make every day better just by being in it.

154. I think you’re the missing piece I’ve been looking for.

155. I never thought I could feel this way about anyone.

156. You’re making it hard for me to stay focused on anything else.

157. I love how much fun we have together.

158. Every time you smile at me, I feel like I’m the luckiest person alive.

159. I think I might be falling in love with you.

160. I can’t wait to spend more time with you.

161. You’ve got me hooked, and I don’t want to let go.

162. The way you make me feel is beyond words.

163. I’m starting to think about you even when I’m not with you.

164. I can’t wait to be in your arms again.

165. You make me feel so loved and cherished.

166. I can’t stop thinking about how perfect you are for me.

167. Every time I see you, I fall for you all over again.

168. I can’t get enough of you, and I don’t want to.

169. You’ve got me completely under your spell.

170. I can’t help but smile when I see your name pop up on my phone.

171. Every time you kiss me, I fall for you a little more.

172. I’ve been thinking about you all day… can’t wait to see you tonight.

173. If I were with you right now, I’d never want to leave.

To Conclude

Flirty texts can change your connection with him. The humor in these messages creates a special bond that goes beyond regular conversation.

Remember the main goal, to make him smile while showing your interest. When you send a funny, flirty text, you’re sharing a bit of your personality and creating moments that bring you closer.

What matters most is staying true to yourself. The best texts come from your own sense of humor, not from copying someone else’s words exactly.

Ready to try it out? Start with one of these texts today. See how he responds and adjust your approach based on his reaction. The right funny message might just be the start of something amazing between you two.

Want to learn more about upping your flirting game? Check out similar blogs: “245 Hot Flirty Quotes for Him to Ignite the Spark” and “Sassy Flirty Quotes to Step up Your Flirting Game.”

Don’t forget to have fun with it! After all, that’s the whole point.