Parents often struggle to find age-right humor that gets their first-graders giggling without being too silly or too grown-up.

Children at six and seven years old have a special kind of funny bone that needs just the right jokes to tickle it. They want jokes that make them feel smart and ones they can share with friends at lunch.

This collection of jokes for 6-7 year olds solves that problem by giving parents and teachers a handy list of clean, age-right humor that kids can understand and retell. The jokes help build speaking skills and confidence.

The following sections contain 345 jokes sorted by type. Readers will find knock-knock jokes, animal jokes, food jokes, and more that have been tested on real kids to make sure they hit the mark.

How to Choose the Best Jokes for Young Kids

Picking jokes for children between six and seven years old takes a bit of care. Adults need to think about what makes these young minds laugh and what helps them grow.

Kids in this age group often enjoy jokes with clear punchlines they can understand and tell others. They still see the world in simple terms, but love feeling smart when they “get” a joke.

The right jokes for this age also help build language skills and social bonds with other children.

• Easy to understand: Select jokes with clear punchlines that children can follow without much explanation. The humor should be direct and not rely on complex wordplay or knowledge beyond their years.
• Clean content: Choose jokes free from rude words, mean themes, or scary ideas. Young kids repeat what they hear, so the jokes should be something parents feel good about their children sharing.
• Short and simple: Pick jokes that use short sentences and common words. Children at this age can hold only so much information at once, so jokes with long setups often lose their interest.
• Learning moments: Find jokes that teach something while making kids laugh. Jokes about animals, numbers, or letters help build knowledge while bringing smiles to young faces.
• Relatable topics: Select jokes about things kids know from their daily lives, like school, pets, food, or family. When jokes connect to their world, children laugh more and remember them better.
• Positive messages: Choose jokes that make people feel good and avoid those that make fun of others. Young children learn social rules through humor, so jokes should show kindness and respect.
• Visual elements: Look for jokes that children can act out or draw. Kids often process information through movement and pictures, making jokes with visual parts more fun for them.

Best Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds to Laugh out Loud

When it comes to making 6–7-year-olds laugh, silly, simple jokes work wonders. At this age, kids enjoy clever wordplay, goofy punchlines, and lighthearted humor that’s easy to remember and fun to share.

That’s why this joke collection is organized into five playful categories; each tailored to the things kids already find funny, like animals, food, and school.

Whether it’s for lunchbox laughs or giggles at bedtime, this list promises endless entertainment and plenty of “tell it again!” moments. Let the laughter begin!

Knock-Knock and Wordplay Jokes

1. Why Did the Teddy Bear Say No to Dessert? Because He Was Stuffed!
2. What Do You Call a Dinosaur that Is Sleeping? a Dino-Snore!
3. Why Did the Student Eat His Homework? Because His Teacher Said It Was a Piece of Cake!
4. Knock Knock. Who’s There? Cow Says. Cow Says Who? No, Cow Says Moooo!
5. What Do You Call Cheese That’s Not Yours? Nacho Cheese!
6. Why Don’t Eggs Tell Jokes? Because They’d Crack Each Other Up!
7. Why Did the Banana Go to The Doctor? Because It Wasn’t Peeling Well!
8. What Kind of Tree Fits in Your Hand? a Palm Tree!
9. What’s Brown and Sticky? a Stick!
10. What Did One Plate Say to The Other? Lunch Is on Me!
11. Why Can’t Your Nose Be 12 Inches Long? Because Then It Would Be a Foot!
12. What Do You Get when You Cross a Vampire with A Snowman? Frostbite!
13. What’s Fast, Loud, and Crunchy? a Rocket Chip!
14. Why Did the Cookie Go to The Nurse? Because It Felt Crummy!
15. What Kind of Shoes Do Ninjas Wear? Sneakers!
16. What Do You Call a Funny Mountain? Hill-Arious!
17. Why Can’t You Give Elsa a Balloon? Because She’ll Let It Go!
18. What Did the Zero Say to The Eight? Nice Belt!
19. What Kind of Key Opens a Banana? a Monkey!
20. What Do You Get when You Tell a Joke While Jumping? a Punch-Liner!
21. What Did the Pencil Say to The Paper? I Dot My I’s on You!
22. Why Do Ghosts Like to Ride Elevators? It Lifts Their Spirits!
23. Why Did the Music Class Bring a Ladder? to Reach the High Notes!
24. Why Don’t Skeletons Fight Each Other? They Don’t Have the Guts!
25. Why Did the Golfer Wear Two Pairs of Pants? in Case He Got a Hole in One!
26. Why Was the Calendar so Popular? It Had a Lot of Dates!
27. how Do Cows Stay up To Date? They Read the Moos-Paper!
28. What Do Clouds Wear Under Their Shorts? Thunderwear!
29. Why Was the Belt Arrested? for Holding up The Pants!
30. What Kind of Music Do Mummies Listen To? Wrap Music!
31. What Did the Traffic Light Say to The Car? Don’t Look, I’m Changing!
32. What Do You Call a Rabbit Who Tells Jokes? a Funny Bunny!
33. Why Did the Melon Jump Into the Lake? It Wanted to Be a Watermelon!
34. Why Did the Vampire Start a Letter with “tomb It May Concern…”? He Liked Formalities!
35. What Kind of Candy Do Astronauts Like? Mars Bars!
36. What Do You Call a Bear Caught in The Rain? a Drizzly Bear!
37. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes? Fsh!
38. how Do You Make a Lemon Drop? Just Let It Fall!
39. What Does a Robot Frog Say? Rib-Bot!
40. What Did the Paper Say to The Pencil? Write On!
41. Why Did the Fork and Spoon Break Up? They Just Didn’t Gel!
42. What Did the Popcorn Say to The Butter? You Make Everything Butter!
43. What Do Planets Like to Read? Comet Books!
44. What Do You Call a Snail Who Drives a Race Car? a Snailor!
45. What Do You Call a Peanut in A Spacesuit? an Astro-Nut!
46. Why Was the Pencil Tired? It Had Too Many Points to Make!
47. What Kind of Bird Never Needs a Haircut? a Bald Eagle!
48. Why Did the Crayons Go on Strike? They Were Tired of Being Pushed Around!
49. What Do You Call a Cat on A Trampoline? a Purrr-Jumper!
50. Why Don’t Skeletons Go Swimming? They Don’t Have the Guts!

51. What Do You Call a Magician at The Beach? a Sand-Wizard!
52. Why Don’t Pancakes Tell Jokes? They’d Just Waffle On!
53. What Do You Call a Sleeping Donut? a Snoozle!
54. Why Did the Ghost Skip Lunch? It Couldn’t Stomach Anything!
55. Why Did the Bubblegum Cross the Road? It Was Stuck to The Chicken’s Foot!
56. What’s a Robot’s Least Favorite Chore? Human Math Homework!
57. What Do You Call a Snowman in July? a Puddle!
58. Why Did the Pencil Cross the Road? Because It Was Feeling Sketchy!
59. What’s a Dog’s Favorite Instrument? the Trom-Bone!
60. What Kind of Flower Grows on Your Face? Tulips!
61. What’s a Snake’s Favorite Class? Hiss-Tory!
62. What Do You Call a Bear Who Loves Rain? a Drizzly Grizzly!
63. What Kind of Cereal Do Cats Eat? Mice Krispies!
64. What Did the Ghost Say when He Won a Race? I’m Boo-Tiful!
65. Why Did the Cloud Break up With the Wind? It Felt Blown Off!
66. What Do You Call a Singing Computer? A-Dell!
67. What Do You Call a Nosy Pepper? Jalapeño Business!
68. What Did the Calculator Say to The Student? You Can Count on Me!
69. What Does a Pencil Do on Vacation? Draws a Crowd!

Animal Jokes to Animal Kingdom

70. What do You Call a Bear with No Teeth? a Gummy Bear!
71. Why did the Chicken Cross the Playground? To get to The Other Slide!
72. How Do You Catch a Squirrel? Climb a Tree and Act Like a Nut!
73. What do You Call a Pig that Knows Karate? A pork Chop!
74. What did One Wall Say to The Other? I’ll Meet You at The Corner!
75. What kind of Dog Loves Bubble Baths? A Shampoo-Dle!
76. What do You Call a Cold Dog? A chili Dog!
77. Why Do Seagulls Fly Over the Sea? Because if They Flew Over the Bay, They’d Be Bagels!
78. How Do Bees Brush Their Hair? with Honeycombs!
79. What kind of Dog Can Do Magic? A Labracadabrador!
80. What do You Call a Sleeping Bull? A bulldozer!
81. What kind of Dog Does Magic Tricks? A Labracadabrador!
82. What Do You Call a Happy Cowboy? a Jolly Rancher!
83. Why Did the Bee Get a Bad Grade? It Was Always Buzzing Around!
84. Why Did the Fish Blush? Because It Saw the Ocean’s Bottom!
85. Why Don’t Elephants Use Computers? They’re Afraid of The Mouse!
86. Why Don’t Leopards Play Hide-And-Seek? Because They’re Always Spotted!
87. Why Did the Lion Eat the Tightrope Walker? He Wanted a Well-Balanced Meal!
88. Why was the Baby Strawberry Sad? Because Its Parents Were in A Jam!
89. Why Did the Cat Bring a Smartphone? to Take Paw-Traits!
90. Why did the Spider Go on The Computer? To check its website!
91. What’s a Cat’s Favorite Dessert? Mice Cream!
92. What Kind of Bugs Are Good at Math? Count-Erpillars!
93. What do You Call a Crab Who Likes to Play Baseball? A pinch Hitter!
94. What did the Frog Say to The Fly? You’re Really Bugging Me!
95. What kind of Bird Works at A Construction Site? A crane!
96. What do You Get when You Cross a Sheep and A Kangaroo? A woolly Jumper!
97. What Do You Call a Dog that Designs Buildings? a Bark-Itect!
98. What Do Cows Say when They’re Confused? Moo?
99. Why Was the Owl Always Invited to Parties? Because He Was a Real Hoot!
100. What do You Get if You Cross a Cow and A Duck? Milk and Quackers!
101. Why Did the Squirrel Bring a Suitcase? It Was Going on A Nut-Cation!
102. What’s a Frog’s Favorite Drink? Croak-A-Cola!
103. Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road? to Get to The Shell Station!
104. What’s a Turtle’s Favorite Dance? the Shell-Shuffle!
105. What’s a Ghost’s Favorite Animal? a Scare-Dy Cat!
106. What do You Call a Snowman with A Six-Pack? An abdominal Snowman!
107. What Do Bees Do if They Want to Use Public Transport? Wait at The Buzz Stop!
108. What kind of Dog Is Great at Science? a Lab-Report Retriever!
109. What did the Snail Say when It Rode on A Turtle’s Back? Wheee!
110. What’s a Cat’s Favorite Button on The Remote? Paws!
111. Why Did the Owl Bring a Backpack? for Its Hoot-Work!
112. Why did the Horse Go Behind the Tree? To change His Jockeys!
113. What Do You Call a Bird Who Can Fix Anything? Duck Tape!
114. Why was the Giraffe Bad at School? It Always Stuck Its Neck Out!
115. What kind of Dog Can Use the Computer? A Click-Spaniel!
116. Why Did the Alligator Wear a Vest? Because He Was an Investigator!
117. What do You Get if You Cross a Rabbit and A Snake? A jump Rope!
118. What’s a Cow’s Favorite Instrument? the Mooo-Sic Box!
119. Why was the Bat so Bad at Baseball? It Flew Off the Handle!
120. What Do Frogs Wear on Their Feet? Open Toad Shoes!
121. What do You Call a Monkey Who Loves Chips? A snack-gorilla!
122. Why did the Cow go to Space? To see the Moon!
123. Why Don’t Frogs Sit on Chairs? They Prefer to Leap!
124. What Do Fish Use to Get Around Town? Carpools!
125. Why did the Dolphin Cross the Ocean? To get to The Other Tide!
126. Why Did the Sheep Go to The Party? Because It Was a Baa-Sh!
127. What Do You Call a Rabbit with Fleas? Bugs Bunny!
128. Why did the Ant Sit in The Fridge? To stay Cool!
129. What Do You Call a Dog Who Gets Good Grades? a Smart Pup!
130. what Do You Get when You Cross a Cat and A Lemon? a Sour Puss!
131. why Did the Duck Get a Time-Out? It Was Being a Wisequacker!
132. what Kind of Lion Doesn’t Roar? a Dande-Lion!
133. why Did the Baby Cow Cry? Because Its Mom Was at Steak!
134. what Do You Call a Horse Who Lives Next Door? a Neigh-Bor!
135. why Did the Shark Cross the Road? to Get to The Other Tide!
136. why Was the Skunk Invited to The Party? Because He Brought the Funk!
137. why Did the Chicken Join a Band? Because It Had the Drumsticks!
138. what Do Snowmen Do in Their Spare Time? Just Chill!

Food Jokes jokes for 6-7 year olds

139. Why Did the Tomato Turn Red? Because It Saw the Salad Dressing!
140. what Did the Banana Say to The Orange? You’re so A-Peeling!
141. what Kind of Key Opens a Banana? a Mon-Key!
142. what Do You Call Cheese that Isn’t Yours? Nacho Cheese!
143. what Did the Cupcake Say to The Fork? You Wanna Piece of Me?
144. why Did the Student Eat His Test? the Teacher Said It Was a Piece of Cake!
145. why Don’t You Ever Talk to A Burger? Because It Might Spill the Beans!
146. why Did the Jellybean Go to Art School? to Draw Some Sweet Lines!
147. what Kind of Water Doesn’t Freeze? Hot Water!
148. why Did the Grape Stop in The Middle of The Road? It Ran out Of Juice!
149. what Do You Get if You Sit Under a Cow? a Pat on The Head!
150. what Do Cookies Wear to School? Smartie Pants!
151. why Did the Donut Go to School? to Be a Smartie!
152. why Did the Orange Stop Rolling? It Ran out Of Juice!
153. what Did the Peanut Butter Say to The Bread? Quit Loafing Around!
154. why Did the Banana Wear Sunscreen? It Didn’t Want to Peel!
155. what Did the Apple Say to The Worm? You’re Eating Me out Of House and Core!
156. what’s a Skeleton’s Least Favorite Food? Spare Ribs!
157. why Did the Cookie Cry? Because Its Mom Was a Wafer Too Long!
158. why Did the Ketchup Sit Down? It Couldn’t Ketchup with The Others!
159. what Kind of Candy Do Astronauts Eat? Mars Bars!
160. what’s a Ghost’s Favorite Dessert? Boo-Berry Pie!
161. why Did the Grapes Stop Rolling? They Ran out Of Juice!
162. why Was the Baby Cookie Crying? It Lost Its Crumby Toy!
163. what Did the Pancake Say to The Syrup? I’m Flipping out Over You!
164. why Did the Ice Cream Truck Break Down? Because of The Rocky Road!
165. why Did the Melon Jump Into the Pool? It Wanted to Be a Watermelon!
166. why Did the Apple Sit Alone at Lunch? It Couldn’t Find a Core Group!
167. what Kind of Jam Can’t Be Eaten? a Traffic Jam!
168. what Does a Ghost Put on Its Toast? Boo-Berry Jam!
169. what Kind of Cookies Do Rich Kids Eat? Fortune Cookies!
170. what’s a Pizza’s Favorite Movie? Pie Hard!
171. what’s a Skeleton’s Favorite Snack? Spare Ribs!
172. what Kind of Fruit Do Twins Love? Pears!
173. why Did the Cupcake Go to School? to Become a Smartie Pie!
174. what Do You Get when You Mix a Dog with A Calculator? a Friend You Can Count On!
175. what Kind of Nuts Always Seem to Have a Plan? Maca-Strategy Nuts!
176. why Don’t Bananas Get Lonely? They Hang out In Bunches!
177. what Did the Jellybean Say to The Chocolate Bar? You’re so Sweet!
178. what Do You Call Fast Cake? a Pound Dash!
179. what Do You Call a Lollipop Who Sings? a Pop Star!
180. why Did the Bread Break up With the Butter? It Found Someone Butter!
181. what Kind of Pasta Can You Catch? Bow-Tie Noodles!
182. why Did the Soup Blush? Because It Saw the Salad Dressing!
183. what Do You Call a Potato with Glasses? a Spec-Tater!
184. why Did the Corn Get in Trouble? It Was Acting a Little Husky!
185. what Do You Call a Fruit that Tells Jokes? a Pun-Apple!
186. why Did the Donut Get in Trouble? It Couldn’t Glaze Over the Truth!
187. what Do You Call a Grape that Got Stepped On? Nothing — It Just Let out A Little Wine!
188. why Was the Steak so Good at School? It Was Well-Done!
189. what’s a Vampire’s Favorite Fruit? a Blood Orange!
190. what Do You Call a Pig Who Loves Dessert? a Sweet Hog!
191. why Did the Jellybean Go to School? Because It Wanted to Be a Smartie!
192. what’s a Pizza’s Favorite Song? Slice Slice Baby!
193. what Did the Mustard Say to The Ketchup? I’m on A Roll!
194. what Kind of Lunch Always Wins? a Wrap!
195. why Did the Pear Cross the Road? It Was with The Apple Gang!
196. why Was the Pie so Confident? Because It Knew It Was Filling!
197. what Did the Milk Say to The Cookie? You Complete Me!
198. why Was the Math Book Sad? It Had Too Many Problems!
199. why Did the Music Teacher Need a Ladder? to Reach the High Notes!
200. why Did the Kid Bring a Ladder to School? Because She Wanted to Go to High School!

School & Learning Jokes

201. why Was the Computer Cold? It Left Its Windows Open!
202. why Did the Kid Sit on The Clock? He Wanted to Be on Time!
203. why Don’t Scientists Trust Atoms? Because They Make up Everything!
204. why Was Cinderella Bad at Soccer? She Kept Running Away from The Ball!
205. why Did the Book Join the Police? It Wanted to Work Undercover!
206. why Was the Student’s Report Card Wet? It Was Below C-Level!
207. what Do Elves Learn in School? the Elf-Abet!
208. why Did the Broom Get a Promotion? It Swept the Competition!
209. what Do You Call a Nervous Javelin Thrower? Shakespeare!
210. why Did the Teacher Wear Sunglasses? Because Her Students Were so Bright!
211. what Did One Pencil Say to The Other? You’re Looking Sharp!
212. what Kind of School Do Surfers Go To? Boarding School!
213. why Did the Student Eat Glue? Because He Wanted to Stick to His Work!
214. what’s a Ghost’s Favorite Subject in School? Spelling!
215. why Did the Pencil Go to The Principal’s Office? for Drawing on The Desk!
216. what’s the Smartest Insect? a Spelling Bee!
217. what’s a Pirate’s Favorite Subject? Arrrrrrt!
218. why Was the Library so Tall? It Had so Many Stories!
219. what’s the Best Place to Grow Flowers in School? Kinder-Garden!
220. what Kind of School Does an Ice Cream Man Go To? Sundae School!
221. why Did the Math Teacher Go to The Beach? to Work on Her Tan-Gents!
222. why Don’t Books Ever Get Cold? They Have Too Many Covers!
223. what Kind of Room Has No Doors or Windows? a Classroom!
224. why Did the Chalkboard Break up With the Eraser? It Felt Wiped Out!
225. what Do You Call a Teacher Who Never Frowns? a Happy-Cationalist!
226. why Did the Kid Do Math on The Floor? the Teacher Said Not to Use Tables!
227. why Did the Computer Go to Therapy? It Had a Byte Problem!
228. what Does a Cloud Wear to School? Thunderwear!
229. what Do You Call a Worm Who Loves Math? an Alge-Bra!
230. what Did the Student Say to The Vending Machine? I Choose You, Snackémon!
231. why Do Pencils Always Win Races? Because They Draw Fast Conclusions!
232. why Did the Test Get a Detention? It Had Too Many Blank Spaces!
233. what Kind of Books Do Planets Like? Comet Books!
234. what Do You Call a Music Class on A Pirate Ship? Arrrrchestra!
235. why Did the Teacher Go to Space? to Teach the Star Students!
236. why Was the Chalk Always Tired? It Couldn’t Stop Going Back and Forth!
237. why Did the Desk Go to School? It Wanted to Stay on Top of Things!
238. what’s a Vampire’s Favorite Subject? Count-Ing!
239. what Did the Student Say to The Chalkboard? You’re Write for Me!
240. why Did the Calculator Break up With the Notebook? It Needed More Space!
241. what Do You Call a Clean Library? Dewey-Tiful!
242. why Was the Ruler Always so Calm? It Could Measure Every Situation!
243. what Kind of Fish Is a Great Teacher? a Schoolmaster!
244. why Don’t Glue Bottles Gossip? Because They’re Always Sticking to The Truth!
245. why Did the Backpack Feel Important? It Carried the Day!
246. why Don’t Students Trust Stairs? Because They’re Always up To Something!
247. what’s a Math Teacher’s Favorite Snack? Pi!
248. why Was the History Book so Dramatic? It Had Too Many Dates!
249. what’s the Quietest Subject in School? Mute-Sic!
250. why Do Teachers Love Jokes? Because They Always Make the Grade!
251. what Do You Call a School Supply that Loves to Sing? a Highlighter!
252. what’s a Scientist’s Favorite Game? Truth or Expire-Iment!
253. why Don’t Ghosts Get Bad Grades? Because They’re Transparent Learners!
254. why Did the Notebook Blush? It Had Too Many Personal Notes!
255. what Do You Call a Homework-Loving Superhero? Captain Assignment!
256. why Was the Locker Nervous? It Kept Everything Bottled Up!
257. why Did the Computer Join the Choir? It Had a Great Processing Voice!
258. why Did the Pen Fail Art Class? It Couldn’t Draw a Line!
259. what Do You Call a Class with Zero Mistakes? Flaw-Some!
260. why Did the Globe Get Promoted? It Was Well-Rounded!
261. why Was the School Bus Always on Time? It Had Perfect Drive!
262. why Did the Stapler Get an Award? It Held Everything Together!
263. why Did the Chalk Cross the Road? to Get to The Write Side!
264. what Do You Call a Test that Takes a Nap? a Snooze-Paper!
265. why Did the Gym Coach Bring a Pencil? to Draw up The Game Plan!
266. what’s Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? a Carrot!
267. why Did the Boy Throw His Clock out The Window? He Wanted to See Time Fly!
268. how Do You Make a Tissue Dance? Put a Little Boogie in It!
269. what Time Is It when The Clock Strikes 13? Time to Get a New Clock!

Silly & Random Jokes

270. why Was the Belt Always Tired? Because It Was Stretched Too Thin!
271. what’s Black, White, and Red All Over? a Sunburned Zebra!
272. what Do You Call a Robot that Takes the Long Way Around? R2-Detour!
273. why Don’t You Ever See Hippos Hiding in Trees? Because They’re Really Good at It!
274. how Do You Stop a Bull from Charging? Cancel Its Credit Card!
275. why Don’t Ants Get Sick? They Have Tiny Anty-Bodies!
276. why Don’t Trees Joke Around? They Don’t Want to Leaf Anyone Out!
277. why Did the Snowball Get a Time-Out? It Had a Meltdown!
278. what Kind of Bugs Sing Rock Music? Beetles!
279. what Does a Jellyfish Do on Vacation? Goes with The Flow!
280. what’s a Vampire’s Least Favorite Food? Steak!
281. why Did the Ghost Go to School? to Learn how To Be Transparent!
282. why Don’t Flamingos Play Hide-And-Seek? Because They’re Always Spotted!
283. what Do Snowmen Eat for Breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
284. why Do Hummingbirds Hum? Because They Don’t Know the Words!
285. why Did the Monster Eat the Clock? He Wanted to Kill Time!
286. what’s a Ghost’s Favorite Ride at The Amusement Park? the Roller-Ghoster!
287. what Do You Call a Camel with No Humps? Humphrey!
288. what Did the Bat Say to The Other Bat? Let’s Hang Out!
289. why Did the Dog Go to School? to Become a Labra-Teacher!
290. what Do You Call an Elephant that Tells Jokes? an Ele-Funny!
291. why Was the Fish Late for School? It Got Caught in A Net!
292. what’s a Ghost’s Favorite Playtime Activity? Hide and Shriek!
293. what’s a Pirate’s Favorite Letter? You’d Think It’s R, but Their First Love Be the C!
294. why Don’t Pirates Shower Before Walking the Plank? They Just Wash up On Shore!
295. what Do You Call a Snail on A Ship? a Snailor!
296. why Did the Alien Go to School? to Learn Space-Ics!
297. why Did the Bike Fall Over? It Was Two-Tired!
298. what’s a Robot’s Favorite Snack? Computer Chips!
299. why Was the Moon so Grumpy? It Was Going Through a Phase!
300. why Did the Alien Break up With the Astronaut? It Needed Space!
301. why Was the Belt Arrested? for Holding up A Pair of Pants!
302. why Do Stars Never Get Tired? Because They Always Twinkle with Energy!
303. what Do You Call a Deer with No Eyes? No-Eye-Deer!
304. what Did the Stamp Say to The Envelope? Stick with Me and We’ll Go Places!
305. why Was the Book so Hot? It Was on Fire with Knowledge!
306. what Did the Shoe Say to The Foot? I’ve Got You Covered!
307. why Did the Pirate Get a Time-Out? He Was Acting Arrr-Gu-Mentative!
308. why Was the Tree Tired After School? It Had Too Many Branches of Homework!
309. what Do You Call a Sleepy Bull? a Bulldozer!
310. what Do You Call a Bear in The Rain? a Drizzly Bear!
311. why Did the Desk Get Detention? It Was out Of Line!
312. why Don’t Ghosts Go Skydiving? They’re Afraid of Falling Through!
313. why Did the Calendar Stay Away from The Notebook? Too Many Dates!
314. what’s the Best Way to Watch a Fly Fishing Tournament? Live Stream!
315. why Did the Cow Jump Over the Moon? to Get to The Milky Way!
316. what’s a Ghost’s Favorite Fruit? Boo-Berries!
317. why Did the Volcano Get Invited to The Party? Because It Was a Real Blast!
318. what Did the Cow Say to The Sleepy Calf? It’s Pasture Bedtime!
319. why Don’t You Ever Fight with A Cloud? It’ll Storm Out!
320. what Kind of Room Doesn’t Have Doors? a Mushroom!
321. why Did the Grapes Get Stepped On? Because They Couldn’t Wine Enough!
322. what Do You Get when You Cross a Vampire with A Teacher? Lots of Blood Tests!
323. what’s a Dog’s Favorite Movie? Pup Fiction!
324. what Kind of Ball Doesn’t Bounce? a Snowball!
325. what Do You Call an Ant Who Fights Crime? a Vigil an Te!
326. why Was the Moon Always Full? Because It Loved Snacks!
327. why Was the Computer Freezing? Too Many Cookies!
328. why Was the Ghost Such a Bad Liar? You Could See Right Through Him!
329. what Do You Call a Musical Pig? a Ham-Onica Player!
330. why Did the Corn Get Called Into the Principal’s Office? It Was Popping Off!
331. what Do You Call a Rabbit Magician? a Hare-Illusionist!
332. why Was the Balloon Nervous? It Was About to Pop the Question!
333. why Did the Shadow Fail the Test? It Couldn’t Focus in The Light!
334. what Do You Call a Fast Cake? a Pound Dash!
335. why Did the Scarecrow Skip Lunch? He Was Already Stuffed!
336. why Did the Vampire Eat Lunch Alone? He Couldn’t Find a Bite Buddy!
337. what Do You Call a Snowman in Summer? a Puddle!
338. what Do You Call a Ghost Who Plays Tricks? a Prank-Enstein!
339. why Did the Soccer Ball Quit the Team? It Was Tired of Being Kicked Around!
340. what Do You Call a Lion Who Tells Jokes? a Comedi-Roar!
341. what Does a Snail Say when It Rides on A Turtle’s Back? Wheeee!
342. what Do You Call a Bear in The Rain? a Drizzly Bear!
343. why Did the Jellybean Go to School? Because It Wanted to Be a Smartie!
344. what’s a Pizza’s Favorite Song? Slice Slice Baby!
345. what Did the Mustard Say to The Ketchup? I’m on A Roll!

Summing Up

Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds Do More than Create Laughter Around the Dinner Table.

They Build Speaking Skills, Boost Confidence, and Create Happy Moments Between Adults and Children. When kids Learn to Tell Jokes, They Practice Timing, Memory, and Social Skills without Even Knowing It.

The Jokes in This Collection Suit the Specific Humor Needs of First and Second Graders. They Avoid Complex Ideas yet Still Challenge Young Minds Enough to Feel Rewarding when Understood.

Parents who keep these jokes handy find they have a secret tool for turning frowns upside down during tough moments.

Teachers notice that joke breaks help students refocus on learning tasks. The right jokes work like little bridges between the adult world and the magical thinking of childhood, making everyone feel connected through shared smiles.