Who doesn’t love fall? From gourd-geous wordplay to acorn-y jokes that’ll make you groan (in a good way!)
Here are 189 autumn puns that’ll leaf you rolling with laughter. So grab your favorite fall drink, get cozy, and let’s jump into this pile of autumn puns that’ll make you fall head over heels.
Spice up your Instagram captions or just want to crack up your friends during your next pumpkin patch visit, this blog has got you covered.
Ready to get this party startled? Let’s fall into it!
Perfectly Carved Pumpkin Puns
1. You’re gourd-geous!
2. That’s a pump-king sized problem
3. Let’s patch things up between us
4. Orange you glad it’s autumn?
5. You’re the pick of the patch
6. I’m carving out some time for you
7. Gourd times never seemed so good
8. Life with you is gourd-geous
9. Let’s squash these bad vibes
10. I’m falling for your autumn charm
11. You make my heart pump-kin
12. Gourd vibes only
13. Patch you in a minute!
14. Stem-thing tells me we’re meant to be
15. You’re looking boo-tiful today
16. I’m vine with that
17. Autumn make you smile
18. Seed you later!
19. Looking fa-boo-lous!
20. You’re un-patch-able
21. Gourd-bye for now!
22. I’m harvest in love with you
23. Oh my gourd, you’re amazing!
24. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
25. Squash goals
26. Having a gourd time
27. Pumpkin spice and everything nice
28. You’re a-maize-ing
29. Hay there, pumpkin!
30. Living the gourd life
31. Pump-king of my heart
32. Squash ya later!
33. Let’s get this patch started
34. Gourd luck with that!
35. Patch me if you can
36. You’re one in a melon (pumpkin’s a fruit!)
37. Patch-ience is a virtue
38. Stem-body to love
39. Pumpkin to conclusions
40. Seed-ing is believing
41. Pump up the jam
42. Gourd forbid!
43. Jack-o’-all-trades
44. Patch your step!
45. Pumpkin the brakes
46. Stem-thing special
47. Gourd morning!
48. Patch me outside
49. Pump it up!
50. Gourd heavens!
51. Squash the competition
52. Vine not?
53. Stem the tide
54. Patch perfect
55. Gourd grief!
56. Pump and circumstance
57. Vine and dandy
58. Patch your dreams come true
59. Stem-pendous!
60. Gourd-ian angel
Leafy Autumn Puns For Fall
61. I be-leaf in you!
62. Leaf it to me
63. Unbe-leaf-able!
64. Leaf me alone
65. Don’t leaf me hanging
66. Turning over a new leaf
67. Leaf no stone unturned
68. Make like a tree and leaf
69. Leaf me breathless
70. Leaf through the memories
71. Leaf your worries behind
72. Autumn is tree-mendous
73. Leaf-ing on a jet plane
74. You won’t be-leaf what happened
75. Leaf it all behind
76. Fallen for you
77. Leaf your mark
78. Branch out a little
79. Maple you can help me
80. Leaf me be
81. Oak-ay, that works!
82. Time to spruce things up
83. Leaf while you still can
84. Getting to the root of it
85. Leaf-ing so soon?
86. Branch manager
87. Maple we should talk
88. Leaf nothing to chance
89. Fall-ing head over heels
90. Don’t leaf me this way
91. Leaf it or not
92. Taking a leaf of absence
93. Leaf no trace
94. What a re-leaf!
95. Leaf me your thoughts
96. Maple I suggest something?
97. Leaf me spellbound
98. Just leaf it be
99. Autumn-atic success
100. Leaf-ing your mark on the world
Fall Wardrobe Themed Autumn Puns
101. Leaf it to me to look this good
102. Autumn-atic style icon
103. Gourd-geous outfit
104. Sweater weather or not
105. Fall-ing in love with this look
106. Acorn-y sense of style
107. Pump(kin) up the fashion
108. Maple believe you’re fabulous
109. Fall for-age ahead in style
110. Don’t leaf home without it
111. Harvest the latest trends
112. Squash those fashion rules
113. Branch out with your style
114. Fall-ow your fashion dreams
115. Crisp and fold weather
116. Turn over a new leaf in fashion
117. Rake in the compliments
118. Fall head over heels
119. Autumn-ically fantastic
120. Pine for these looks
121. Hay there, fashionista
122. Scarfed and dangerous
123. Sweater late than never
124. Fall about that fashion life
125. Boot-iful autumn style
126. Let’s talk about the birds and the fleece
127. Hay-mazing outfits
128. Unbeleafably stylish
129. Patch me if you can
130. Getting figgy with it
131. Frost impressions matter
132. Fall-time fine
133. Autumn my way to the top
134. Knit picking your wardrobe
135. Fall of fame looks
136. Cider-ways glance at style
137. Fall dressed up
138. Wheat a minute, that’s stylish
139. Com-plaid with the trends
140. Harvest queen/king energy
141. Fall-proof fashion
142. S-wheat outfit
143. Corn-fident style
144. Fall out fashion star
145. Cozy does it
146. Fall in formation
147. Autumn-ate your wardrobe
148. Chilling like a villain
149. Fall right in style
150. S-carve out your look
Pop-Culture Themed Autumn Puns
151. “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a gourd”
152. “I’ll be harvest”
153. “You had me at fall-o”
154. “Here’s plucking at you, kid”
155. “May the fall be with you”
156. “Life is like a box of pumpkins”
157. “You autumn know about my secret”
158. “Leaf me an offer I can’t refuse”
159. “I see fall people”
160. “You’re gonna need a bigger rake”
161. “I feel the need… the need for seeds”
162. “To fall-finity and beyond!”
163. “I’ll be bark”
164. “Do you want to build a leaf pile?”
165. “Elementary, my dear Autumn”
166. “I’m fall-ing up here!”
167. “Say hello to my little harvest”
168. “There’s no patch like home”
169. “You can’t handle the fall!”
170. “I am your autumn”
171. “E.T. gourd home”
172. “You had me at fall-o”
173. “I’m the king of the fall!”
174. “Hasta la vista, summer”
175. “Why so harvest?”
176. “I see dead leaves”
177. “You’re gonna need a bigger cornfield”
178. “Here’s Johnny Appleseed!”
179. “I’ll be back… when fall comes”
180. “A fall divided against itself cannot stand”
181. “I love the smell of pumpkin spice in the morning”
182. “Winter is… not here yet”
183. “I’m falling, Jack!”
184. “Life, uh, falls a way”
185. “I’m autumn here!”
186. “Keep your friends close, but your gourds closer”
187. “Fall-sta la vista, baby”
188. “I’m the one who rakes”
189. “You’re gonna need a bigger pumpkin”
Wrappin’ Up!
There you have it – a slice of humor that hopefully made your day a little more flavorful! These puns might be cheesy, but hey, that’s the whole point of a pizza joke, right?
If these toppings of wordplay left you hungry for more, you might want to check out my other collection of sweet talks in “Punny Candy Puns You Need to Know.” Think of it as ordering dessert after your pizza!
Remember, life is too short for bland conversations.
If you’re breaking the ice at a party or adding some zest to your social media captions, these puns are your perfect pizza pocket jokes.
