Ever noticed how a perfect slice of pizza can turn a frown upside down? Now imagine combining that joy with some serious cheesy wordplay.

Here’s a collection of pizza puns that’ll make you laugh harder than watching someone’s struggle with stretchy mozzarella.

From “upper crust” society jokes to “saucy” one-liners, If you’re hosting a pizza party or just want to spice up your social media game, these puns are guaranteed to get more reactions than pineapple on pizza debates.

Ready to get a pizza the action? Let’s jump into these crusty classics!

Crusty Pizza Puns 

1. I knead you in my life

2. You’ve got a pizza my heart

3. In crust we trust

4. Let’s cut to the cheese

5. Things are getting saucy

6. You had me at pizza

7. I’m wheely into you

8. Slice to meet you

9. You’re a supreme being

10. Life is what you bake of it

11. Every pizza me loves every pizza you

12. I’m so cheesy when I’m with you

13. Rolling in the deep dish

14. You’re the anchovy to my pizza

15. Dough or die

16. Living life on the wedge

17. Feeling saucy today

18. Pizza the action

19. Flour power

20. Crust in time

21. Love at first slice

22. I’m pepperonly yours

23. We’re a slice made in heaven

24. Let’s taco ’bout pizza

25. Pizza my mind

26. This is how I roll

27. You’re the toppings to my crust

28. Olive you so much

29. Life is breader with pizza

30. Let’s get this party started, shall we crust?

31. Tough cookie? More like tough crust

32. Don’t be crusty with me

33. You’re my butter half… I mean, better half

34. Totally mushroom for improvement

35. I’m just here for the pizza the action

36. That’s the way the cookie crumbles… I mean pizza slices

37. What’s up, dough?

38. You want a pizza me?

39. Time to rise and shine

40. I’m having a meltdown (cheese reference)

41. Just another day in para-dice

42. You’re the cheese to my pizza

43. Don’t get too crusty about it

44. Slice to see you

45. Dough not disturb

46. I’m on a roll today

47. Things are heating up in here

48. Pizza cake!

49. Feeling extra cheesy today

50. That’s how I roll

51. You’re one in a melon… I mean million

52. Crust me, it’ll be fine

53. Living the upper crust life

54. Don’t get too saucy with me

55. All you knead is love

56. I’m having a pizza party and you’re invited

57. Let’s get this show on the dough

58. You’re the pepperoni to my pizza

59. I’m in a bit of a pickle… on my pizza

60. That’s the way the pizza crumbles

Silly Pizza Puns for Kids

61. What did the pizza say to the tummy? I’m stuffed!

62. Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling crusty!

63. What do you call a pizza that tells jokes? A corn-y pizza!

64. How does a pizza celebrate? It throws a pizza party!

65. What’s a pizza’s favorite game? Toppings and robbers!

66. Why did the pizza blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

67. What do you call a pizza who likes to dance? A pizza twirl!

68. Why did the pizza go to school? To get a slice of education!

69. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? Lord of the Onion Rings!

70. Why did the pizza cross the road? To get to the other slice!

71. What do you call a pizza that sings? A pizza-rano!

72. Why was the pizza sad? It felt too crusty!

73. What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Baseballsamic vinegar!

74. Why did the pizza go to bed? It was knead-ing some rest!

75. What do you call a pizza superhero? Super Slice!

76. Why did the pizza laugh? Because it was topped with silly sauce!

77. What’s a pizza’s favorite subject? History, because it loves crusty old stories!

78. Why did the pizza win the race? Because it had extra toppings of speed!

79. What do you call a pizza that likes to swim? A pizza pool-oni!

80. Why did the pizza become a chef? Because it wanted to make some dough!

81. What’s a pizza’s favorite band? The Rolling Doughs!

82. Why did the pizza go to space? To see the Milky Whey!

83. What do you call a pizza magician? Houdoughy!

84. Why did the pizza join the circus? To be a pizza-forming artist!

85. What’s a pizza’s favorite book? The Tales of Crust and Present!

86. Why did the pizza become a painter? It wanted to create a master-pizza!

87. What do you call a pizza that tells time? A pizza clock-eroni!

88. Why did the pizza go to the gym? To get a better crust-line!

89. What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? Topping Day!

90. Why did the pizza become a gardener? It wanted to grow some fresh toppings!

91. What do you call a pizza that loves winter? A snow-zerella!

92. Why did the pizza go to the beach? To get a pizza the sun!

93. What’s a pizza’s favorite pet? A hamster-oni!

94. Why did the pizza become a detective? To solve the case of the missing toppings!

95. What do you call a pizza that loves to read? A bookworm-arella!

96. Why did the pizza join the band? It wanted to play the drum-sticks!

97. What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The slice-a slide!

98. Why did the pizza go to the dentist? It had a bad filling!

99. What do you call a pizza that loves to travel? A globe-trotter-oni!

100. Why did the pizza become a teacher? To spread a slice of knowledge!

Witty Pizza Puns To Dough It Up

101. You’re giving me a pizza anxiety

102. Let’s address the elephant in the pizzeria

103. My life is in shambles, just like this deep dish

104. I’m having an existential crust-is

105. This pizza is cheaper than therapy

106. In pizza veritas

107. Living la vida loaded (toppings)

108. My pizza brings all the boys to the yard

109. Call me by your topping

110. Netflix and chili flakes

111. Fifty shades of gruyère

112. The crust is yet to come

113. To pizza, or not to pizza, that is never the question

114. Keep calm and carry on eating

115. I cannoli have eyes for you

116. This pizza is testing my emotional intelligence

117. Single and ready to pringle… on my pizza

118. My pizza budget is higher than my 401k

119. Pizza is my love language

120. I’m in a committed relationship with carbs

121. This pizza costs more than my therapy session

122. Sorry I missed your call, I was having a moment with my pizza

123. My pizza doesn’t ask me why I’m still single

124. Living that upper crust lifestyle on a frozen pizza budget

125. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about pineapple

126. Pizza understands me better than my ex

127. This is my pizza and I’ll cry if I want to

128. I make pour decisions with my toppings

129. Relationship status: pizza with benefits

130. My pizza doesn’t judge my Netflix choices

131. Pizza is cheaper than divorce

132. This is what emotional support looks like

133. I’m having a mid-slice crisis

134. My pizza doesn’t need a social media presence

135. Living the quarter-life crust-is

136. This pizza is my retirement plan

137. Who needs therapy when you have extra cheese?

138. My pizza doesn’t care about my commitment issues

139. This slice is more reliable than my dating life

140. Pizza: the only relationship I can commit to

141. My pizza doesn’t ask about my five-year plan

142. This crust understands my trust issues

143. Pizza: because adulting is hard

144. My pizza doesn’t care about my instagram followers

145. This slice costs less than my dating app subscriptions

146. Pizza: the only thing I can depend on

147. My pizza doesn’t ghost me

148. This crust won’t break my heart

149. Pizza: cheaper than couples counseling

150. My pizza doesn’t ask about my career goals

151. This slice is more consistent than my workout routine

152. Pizza: the only commitment I need

153. My pizza doesn’t judge my life choices

154. This crust is more stable than my bank account

155. Pizza: because therapy is expensive

156. My pizza doesn’t care about my student loans

157. This slice understands my commitment phobia

158. Pizza: the only relationship without baggage

159. My pizza doesn’t ask why I’m still living with roommates

160. This crust is more reliable than my internet connection

161. My pizza doesn’t ask about my skincare routine

162. This crust is more stable than my mental health

163. Pizza: still cheaper than a destination wedding

164. My pizza doesn’t care if I’m wearing pants

165. This slice supports my questionable life decisions

166. Pizza: because dating apps are exhausting

167. My pizza doesn’t expect me to have my life together

168. This crust accepts my 3 AM existential crisis

169. Pizza: more reliable than my WiFi password

170. My pizza doesn’t judge my midnight scrolling habits

171. This slice understands my imposter syndrome

172. Pizza: cheaper than a gym membership I won’t use

173. My pizza doesn’t care about my credit score

174. This crust won’t tell me to get my life together

175. Pizza: more consistent than my sleep schedule

176. My pizza doesn’t ask if I’m seeing someone

177. This slice won’t lecture me about my spending habits

178. Pizza: because adulting is optional

179. My pizza doesn’t care about my LinkedIn profile

180. This crust understands my commitment to Netflix

181. Pizza: still cheaper than a house deposit

182. My pizza doesn’t remind me to drink more water

183. This slice accepts my questionable fashion choices

184. Pizza: more reliable than my alarm clock

185. My pizza doesn’t ask about my retirement plan

186. This crust understands my need for personal space

187. Pizza: because therapy waitlists are too long

188. My pizza doesn’t judge my spotify playlists

189. This slice gets my remote work lifestyle

190. Pizza: more stable than the housing market

191. My pizza doesn’t care about my screen time

192. This crust accepts my unmade bed

193. Pizza: cheaper than a weekend brunch

194. My pizza doesn’t ask about my pronouns

195. This slice understands my work-life imbalance

196. Pizza: more reliable than public transport

197. My pizza doesn’t care about my step count

198. This crust accepts my midnight snacking

199. Pizza: because dating in your 30s is hard

200. My pizza doesn’t need a social media detox

Topping It Up!

When it comes to pizza puns, we barely scratched the surface of this cheesy goodness. If you’re a pizza connoisseur or just someone who appreciates a good laugh with their slice, these puns are sure to add extra flavor to your conversations.

And if you’ve enjoyed this collection of pizza perfection, why not jump into our other pun-tastic ?

We recently shared fall-themed puns that are absolutely gourd-geous – perfect for pairing with your pumpkin pizza!

From “You had me at pizza” to “Crust me, it gets better,” these puns prove that humor, like pizza, is best served with a side of smiles.

So go ahead, take these puns for a spin, and remember – in a world of plain jokes, be extra cheesy!