Bingo halls can be quiet and serious places. But who says we can’t add a little laughter to the game? I know how much fun it is to play bingo, and I bet you’d love to spice things up with some jokes.
That’s why I’ve compiled this list of over 251+ bingo jokes for all ages. From clever puns to silly one-liners, these jokes will keep you and your fellow players smiling between calls.
In this article, I’ll share my favorite bingo jokes, sorted by category. You’ll find clean jokes for kids, witty wordplay for adults, and everything in between.
Whether you’re a bingo newbie or a seasoned pro, prepare for some chuckles that will be a hit on your next game night.
Super Funny Bingo Jokes to Brighten Your Day
Classic Bingo Jokes
1. Why did the bingo card go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling very well!
2. What do you call a bingo player who’s always lucky? A dauber-do-gooder!
3. How do bingo players stay in shape? They exercise their calling muscles!
4. Why was the bingo hall so cold? Because every number was below zero!
5. What’s a bingo player’s favorite day of the week? Windsday!
6. Why did the bingo player cross the road? To get to the B side!
7. What do you call a bingo player who never loses? Mythical!
8. How do bingo players communicate? They use their dauber code!
9. Why was the bingo card arrested? It was caught marking!
10. What’s a bingo player’s favorite type of music? Hip-dauber!
11. Why did the bingo player bring a ladder to the game? She heard it was a high-stakes match!
12. What do you call a bingo player who’s always grumpy? A sour dauber!
13. How do bingo players stay cool in summer? They sit under the B-52 fan!
14. Why was the bingo card always tired? It was working around the clock!
15. What’s a bingo player’s favorite fruit? Daubberries!
16. How do bingo players travel? By dauber-decker bus!
17. Why did the bingo player go to the gym? To work on her card-io!
18. What do you call a bingo player who never showers? B.O. 47!
19. How do bingo players cut their hair? With dauber-ended scissors!
20. Why was the bingo card always broke? It spent all its money on chips!
21. What’s a bingo player’s favorite season? Fall, because the numbers are always dropping!
22. How do bingo players stay warm in winter? They wear dauber-breasted coats!
23. Why did the bingo player go to the dentist? To get a new set of numbers!
24. What do you call a bingo player who’s always late? A slow dauber!
25. How do bingo players keep their cards clean? With dauber-gent!
26. Why was the bingo card always smiling? It had a winning personality!
Bingo Number Jokes
27. Why was B7 afraid of B8? Because B8 B9!
28. What did O69 say to I20? “Nice to meet you, I’m a little older!”
29. Why was G59 always happy? Because it was prime time!
30. What’s N44’s favorite movie? “The Number 23”!
31. Why did I16 break up with I17? It wasn’t ready for a long-term commitment!
32. What’s O75’s favorite exercise? Jumping jacks, of course!
33. Why was B1 always lonely? Because it was the odd one out!
34. What’s G46’s favorite food? Square root vegetables!
35. Why did N38 go to the gym? To work on its figure!
36. What’s I29’s favorite dance? The cha-cha-cha slide!
37. Why was O70 always confused? It was in its prime but past its prime!
38. What’s B15’s favorite subject in school? Geometry, it’s well-rounded!
39. Why did G55 never get invited to parties? It was always in the middle of things!
40. What’s N42’s favorite book? “The Life of Pi”!
41. Why was I18 always excited? It just became legal!
42. What’s O61’s favorite game? Flip the script!
43. Why did B4 feel left out? Everyone else was odd!
44. What’s G50’s favorite TV show? “The Price is Right”!
45. Why was N33 always dizzy? It kept spinning around!
46. What’s I25’s favorite holiday? Silver jubilee!
47. Why did O72 never get a job? It was two tired!
48. What’s B12’s favorite vitamin? Itself, of course!
49. Why was G57 always stressed? It was caught between a rock and a hard place!
50. What’s N39’s favorite dance move? The reverse moonwalk!
51. Why did I22 feel special? It was two-two good to be true!
52. What’s O65’s favorite pastime? Telling dad jokes!
Bingo Caller Jokes
53. Why did the bingo caller lose his voice? He was a little hoarse from all the neighing numbers!
54. What do you call a bingo caller who’s always cold? A chilly willy with a numb-ber!
55. Why did the bingo caller start a band? He wanted to make some real noise!
56. What’s a bingo caller’s favorite type of joke? A pun-ber one!
57. Why did the bingo caller go to the gym? To work on his core numbers!
58. What do you call a bingo caller who’s always hungry? A number cruncher!
59. Why did the bingo caller become a meteorologist? He was great at predicting when numbers would rain down!
60. What’s a bingo caller’s favorite type of music? Number one hits!
61. Why did the bingo caller start meditating? To find his inner number!
62. What do you call a bingo caller who’s always late? Behind the eight ball!
63. Why did the bingo caller become a math teacher? He was great at breaking down numbers!
64. What’s a bingo caller’s favorite dance? The number jive!
65. Why did the bingo caller start a garden? He wanted to grow his own number plants!
66. What do you call a bingo caller who’s always happy? A jolly good number!
67. Why did the bingo caller become a chef? He knew how to spice up the numbers!
68. What’s a bingo caller’s favorite book? “The Number’s Game”!
69. Why did the bingo caller start painting? He wanted to add some color to the numbers!
70. What do you call a bingo caller who’s always tired? A slumber number!
71. Why did the bingo caller become a therapist? He was good at helping people work through their number issues!
72. What’s a bingo caller’s favorite sport? Number-one tennis!
73. Why did the bingo caller start a podcast? He wanted to talk numbers all day long!
74. What do you call a bingo caller who’s always angry? A number-grump!
75. Why did the bingo caller become a detective? He was great at cracking number codes!
76. What’s a bingo caller’s favorite dessert? Number crumble!
77. Why did the bingo caller start a savings account? He wanted to make his numbers count!
78. What do you call a bingo caller who’s always nervous? A number-jumbler!
Funny Bingo Puns
79. I tried to play bingo underwater once, but I was out of my depth!
80. My friend’s so good at bingo; he’s got a sixth sense for numbers. You could say he’s got ESP-N!
81. I wanted to be a professional bingo player, but I just couldn’t make the marks!
82. The bingo hall was packed last night. It was a full house!
83. I’m not saying I’m addicted to bingo, but I might need some dauber rehab!
84. My bingo skills are so bad I couldn’t even win in a one-person game!
85. I tried to teach my cat to play bingo, but she kept feline asleep!
86. The bingo caller’s jokes were so bad we all groaned in number!
87. I’m so good at bingo, they call me the Dauber Whisperer!
88. My friend’s bingo strategy is flawed. I keep telling him, “You’re barking up the wrong tree!”
89. I love playing bingo so much, you could say I’m head over heels in dauber!
90. The bingo hall’s air conditioning broke down. It was a real sweat-stake situation!
91. I tried to play bingo on a boat once, but I got seasick. Talk about rocking the boat!
92. My bingo partner is so lucky; she’s always in the right place at the right time. You could say she’s got all her ducks in a row!
93. I’m so bad at bingo, I couldn’t even win if I bought all the cards!
94. The bingo caller was so boring we all fell into a number slumber!
95. I tried to play bingo while skydiving once. Talk about high-stakes gaming!
96. My friend’s so obsessed with bingo, she dreams in numbers. Talk about counting sheep!
97. I tried to play bingo in a hurricane once. It was a real whirlwind of a game!
98. The bingo hall’s food was so bad, we all lost our appetites. Talk about a numbers crunch!
99. I’m so addicted to bingo my family’s planning an intervention. They’re calling it “Dauber Duty”!
100. My bingo strategy is foolproof. I always bet on black… and white… and red… and blue…
101. The bingo caller was so monotonous, we all fell into a trance. Talk about being under his number spell!
102. I tried to play bingo while running a marathon once. Talk about a number game!
103. My friend’s so good at bingo; she can predict the numbers before they’re called. She’s a regular number psychic!
104. I love bingo so much I named my dog Dauber. Now he comes running every time I yell, “Bingo!”
Bingo Jokes for Kids
105. Why did the bingo card go to school? To get better at math!
106. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite snack? Chips and dauber!
107. Why was the little bingo ball sad? It didn’t get picked for the game!
108. How do bingo players eat their soup? With a dauber spoon!
109. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite pet? A dauber-man pinscher!
110. Why did the bingo card wear glasses? It couldn’t C19 clearly!
111. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite superhero? Dauber-man!
112. Why did the bingo ball go to the doctor? It was feeling a little round!
113. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chip and dauber!
114. Why was the bingo card always late for school? It kept oversleeping its numbers!
115. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite cartoon? Scooby-Dauber-Doo!
116. Why did the bingo ball go to the gym? To get in shape for the big game!
117. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite dinosaur? A Tyrannosaurus Decks!
118. Why was the bingo card scared of the dark? It couldn’t see its numbers!
119. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite flower? A dauber-delion!
120. Why did the bingo ball go to the beach? To work on its tan lines!
121. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite breakfast? Dauber and eggs!
122. Why was the bingo card always thirsty? It kept calling for O8!
123. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite sport? Dauber-minton!
124. Why did the bingo ball go to space? To see if there were any numbers on the moon!
125. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite candy? Dauber-mint!
126. Why was the bingo card always cold? It forgot to wear its number jacket!
127. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite movie? The Wizard of Daubers!
128. Why did the bingo ball go to the library? To read up on its numbers!
129. What do you call a bingo player’s favorite dance? The dauber shuffle!
130. Why was the bingo card always happy? It had a positive attitude!
Bingo Jokes for Seniors
131. I’ve been playing bingo so long, I remember when B1 was just a gleam in B0’s eye!
132. My hearing’s not what it used to be, but I can still hear “Bingo!” from a mile away!
133. They say bingo keeps your mind sharp. I must be razor-sharp by now!
134. I’ve got so many bingo daubers, I could paint the Sistine Chapel!
135. My doctor told me to exercise more, so I started playing speed bingo!
136. I’ve won so many bingo games, they’re thinking of renaming it “Margo”!
137. My grandkids think I’m addicted to bingo. I told them I could quit anytime I want… right after the next game!
138. I’ve been playing bingo so long, I can predict the numbers in my sleep!
139. They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but have you seen me with a bingo dauber?
140. I’ve got more bingo cards than I have grandkids… and that’s saying something!
141. My retirement plan? Win the big bingo jackpot!
142. I’ve been to so many bingo nights, they’ve given me my own parking spot!
143. My memory’s not what it used to be, but I never forget my lucky bingo dauber!
144. I told my kids I’m not spending their inheritance… I’m investing it in bingo!
145. I’ve got more bingo strategies than the military has battle plans!
146. My friends say I’m obsessed with bingo. I say, “B4 you judge, try it yourself!”
147. I’ve played so much bingo, I dream of five columns!
148. They say variety is the spice of life. That’s why I play bingo at three different halls!
149. I’ve got more bingo wins under my belt than my grandson has video game trophies!
150. My secret to a long life? A balanced diet of bingo and more bingo!
151. I’ve been playing bingo so long, I remember when O69 was just O68!
152. My arthritis acts up sometimes, but never when I’m daubing!
153. I told my doctor I get plenty of exercise… walking to and from the bingo hall!
154. I’ve got more bingo cards than I have wrinkles… and that’s a lot!
155. They say you can’t take it with you, but I’m hoping there’s bingo in heaven!
156. I’ve been playing bingo so long, I can hear the balls being mixed from three blocks away!
Bingo Jokes for Adults
157. I told my partner I was going to a bingo night. They said, “Oh, I didn’t realize you were into that kind of thing!”
158. Why do bingo players make terrible secret agents? They can’t help shouting when they’ve got the numbers!
159. I’m not saying bingo is addictive, but I’ve missed more anniversaries than numbers!
160. What’s the difference between a bingo player and a fish? One gets caught by hooks, the other by daubers!
161. I told my boss I couldn’t come to work because I was sick. Turns out, we both had bingo fever!
162. Why don’t bingo players ever get divorced? They know life’s too short to remarry!
163. I’m not saying I’m obsessed with bingo, but my safe word is B12!
164. What’s the difference between a bingo player and a dog? A dog knows when to stop scratching!
165. I told my therapist I was addicted to bingo. She said, “Well, at least you’re not gambling!”
166. Why do bingo players make terrible burglars? They always leave their marks behind!
167. I’m not saying bingo is my whole life, but my resume just says “Professional Dauber” under skills.
168. What’s the difference between a bingo player and a calendar? A calendar has dates!
169. I told my partner I was leaving them for bingo. They said, “I should have seen the signs!”
170. Why don’t bingo players ever get sick? They have excellent immune systems from all that dauber dipping!
171. I’m not saying I’m competitive at bingo, but I’ve been known to tackle people for shouting “Bingo!” before me.
172. What’s the difference between a bingo player and a vampire? One comes out at night for numbers, the other for necks!
173. I told my friend I was broke because of bingo. They said, “Well, at least you’re having a ball!”
174. Why don’t bingo players make good comedians? They always give away the punchline too soon!
175. I’m not saying I’m addicted to bingo, but my blood type is B-Positive!
176. What’s the difference between a bingo player and a politician? A bingo player actually delivers on their numbers!
177. I told my doctor I was hearing numbers in my head. He said, “Don’t worry, it’s just a bingo-induced auditory hallucination!”
178. Why don’t bingo players make good spies? They can’t keep their covers from being marked!
179. I’m not saying bingo is my only hobby, but my dating profile just says, “Looking for my B-4 ever”!
180. What’s the difference between a bingo player and a meteorologist? One predicts numbers; the other predicts whether!
181. I told my kids I was going to bingo night. They said, “Again? I thought you were joking the first 100 times!”
182. Why don’t bingo players make good librarians? They can’t stop shouting when they find the right numbers!
Bingo Jokes for Bingo Parties
183. Welcome to our bingo party! Remember, what happens at bingo night stays at bingo night… unless you win, then tell everyone!
184. Why did the bingo party go viral? Because everyone was having a ball!
185. How do you know you’re at a wild bingo party? When the daubers start flowing like wine!
186. What’s the first rule of a bingo party? You don’t talk about fight club… oops, wrong party!
187. Why was the bingo party so loud? Because everyone was yelling their numbers off!
188. How do you make a bingo party even better? Just add more cowbell… I mean, more balls!
189. Why did the introvert love the bingo party? It was the only place where yelling out random numbers was socially acceptable!
190. What’s the difference between a regular party and a bingo party? At a bingo party, everyone’s a winner… except when they’re not!
191. Why was the bingo party so colorful? Because everyone was feeling a little dauber-ious!
192. How do you know you’re at a classy bingo party? When the daubers are served in champagne flutes!
193. Why did the bingo party end early? Someone called “Bingo!” on the fun!
194. What’s the best way to crash a bingo party? Just yell, “Bingo!” and run in!
195. Why was the bingo party so tense? Everyone was on the edge of their seats… waiting for B12!
196. How do you know you’re at a hipster bingo party? When they’re using vintage bingo cards from before, bingo was cool!
197. Why did the bingo party need a bouncer? To keep out the rowdy checkers crowd!
198. What’s the most common pickup line at a bingo party? “Hey baby, wanna see my lucky dauber?”
199. Why was the bingo party so quiet? Everyone was holding their breath… and their daubers!
200. How do you know you’re at a millennial bingo party? When “Avocado Toast” is one of the prizes!
201. Why did the bingo party need a referee? To settle disputes over who shouted “Bingo!” first!
202. What’s the best theme for a bingo party? “Dauber Abbey”, of course!
203. Why was the bingo party so sticky? Someone spilled their dauber juice everywhere!
204. How do you know you’re at a bingo party in the digital age? When everyone’s using bingo apps instead of cards!
205. Why did the bingo party need a DJ? To drop the beats… and the balls!
206. What’s the worst thing you can do at a bingo party? Call “Bingo!” when you don’t have it… party foul!
207. Why was the bingo party so fit? Everyone was exercising their dauber arms!
208. How do you know you’re at a bingo party for foodies? When the prizes are all gourmet ingredients!
Short Bingo Jokes
209. Bingo is my cardio!
210. I’m not addicted to bingo, I can quit after one more game!
211. Bingo: Where B12 is more exciting than vitamin B12!
212. I don’t always win at bingo, but when I do, I yell really loud!
213. Bingo: The only place where I can daub in public!
214. My blood type? B-Positive… for bingo!
215. Bingo halls: Where silence is golden unless you’re winning!
216. I’m on a seafood diet: I see food, I eat it… then I play bingo!
217. Bingo: Cheaper than therapy, more fun than yoga!
218. I don’t need Google, I have bingo!
219. Bingo: Where O69 is always a crowd-pleaser!
220. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for bingo night!
221. Bingo: The original social network!
222. My spirit animal? A bingo dauber!
223. Bingo: Where “B4” isn’t just a vitamin, it’s a lifestyle!
224. I don’t need a gym, I lift daubers!
225. Bingo: The only place where I can mark my territory legally!
226. My retirement plan? Winning at bingo!
227. Bingo: Where “getting your numbers” is a good thing!
228. I’m not gambling, I’m investing in happiness!
229. Bingo: The ultimate ice breaker!
230. My love language? Bingo daubers!
231. Bingo: Where shouting random numbers is socially acceptable!
232. I’m not procrastinating, I’m practicing for bingo!
233. Bingo: The only place where I can be a professional dauber!
234. My superpower? Finding the winning bingo card!
Long Bingo Jokes
235. I once played bingo with a group of mimes. It was the quietest game ever! Every time someone won, they just silently waved their arms around. The caller had to guess if they were signaling ‘Bingo’ or just being expressive about the weather!
236. My grandma’s so addicted to bingo, she started seeing numbers everywhere. She tried to ‘daub’ her grandkid’s freckles, thinking they were a winning pattern. We had to explain that little Timmy wasn’t a walking bingo card!
237. I went to a bingo night at the zoo once. It was wild! The monkeys kept stealing the balls, the parrots were calling out random numbers, and the elephants used their trunks as daubers. In the end, a giraffe won because it had the best view of all the cards!
238. At my last bingo game, the power went out right as someone yelled “Bingo!” We spent the next hour arguing over whether it counted or not. By the time the lights came back on, we’d formed alliances, elected a bingo president, and drafted a constitution. Who knew bingo could be so political?
239. I once played bingo on a cruise ship during a storm. The balls were rolling everywhere, cards were flying, and people were sliding from table to table. By the end of the night, everyone had won bingo… and a case of seasickness!
240. My friend’s so superstitious about bingo, she has a whole ritual before each game. She wears her lucky socks, sits in her lucky chair, and rubs her lucky dauber on her lucky rabbit’s foot. Last week, she forgot the rabbit’s foot and won the jackpot. Now she’s convinced her unlucky items are actually lucky!
241. I played bingo at a retirement home once. It got so competitive that walkers were used as barricades, dentures were thrown as distractions, and hearing aids were turned off to avoid listening to the competition’s victory shouts. Those seniors don’t mess around when it comes to bingo!
242. At my local bingo hall, we had a caller who was also an aspiring rapper. He’d call out the numbers in rhyme: “B-9, feeling fine! I-22, what you gonna do?” It was entertaining until he got to O-69 and things got a bit too risqué for the church ladies in the front row!
243. I once went to a bingo night where the prizes were all white elephant gifts. I ended up winning a life-size cardboard cutout of Nicolas Cage. Now he watches me play online bingo at home. I swear his eyes follow the numbers as they’re called!
244. My uncle’s so obsessed with bingo, he tried to turn our family reunion into a giant bingo game. He assigned everyone numbers and kept yelling out names hoping to get five in a row. Aunt Betty was not amused when he shouted “B-64” every time she walked by!
245. I attended a bingo night at a cat café once. It was chaos! The cats kept batting the balls around, climbing on the cards, and one even ate a dauber. In the end, we just gave up and watched cat videos instead. Still, it was probably the most adorable bingo fail ever!
246. At my friend’s bachelorette party, we played bingo with a twist. Instead of numbers, we used the bride’s ex-boyfriends’ names. Let’s just say we learned a lot about her dating history, and “O-69” took on a whole new meaning!
247. I once played bingo in a haunted house. Every time someone yelled “Bingo!”, the lights would flicker and doors would slam. Turns out, the ghost was a sore loser in life and was determined to be one in death too!
248. My neighbor’s so addicted to bingo, she started training her parrot to be her bingo partner. Now, every time someone says a number, the bird squawks “Bingo!” We can’t tell if she’s winning more games or just causing more confusion!
249. I went to a bingo night at a fancy restaurant once. They replaced the traditional daubers with caviar and the bingo cards were made of edible rice paper. It was all fun and games until someone accidentally ate their winning card!
250. At my office’s bingo night, our boss decided to use work jargon instead of numbers. We had “B-Synergy”, “I-Think Outside the Box”, and “G-Give 110%”. The game lasted five hours because no one could figure out if they had a bingo or a motivational speech!
Conclusion
I hope you enjoyed this collection of bingo jokes! From classic puns to number gags, there’s something here for everyone. Remember, bingo isn’t just about winning – it’s about having fun and enjoying time with friends.
These jokes can help break the ice, lighten the mood, or give you a chuckle between calls.
So, what’s next? Why not share your favorite jokes at your next bingo game? Or better yet, try coming up with some of your own! Who knows, you might just become the resident comedian at your local bingo hall.
Keep daubing, keep laughing, and may your next “Bingo!” be just around the corner!
