Looking for a collection of tooth-related jokes that will make everyone smile?

This blog brings together 450 of the most entertaining dental puns and jokes that will make you smile from molar to premolar. From wisdom teeth wisecracks to cavity comedy, this list has something for every dental situation.

Dental professionals report that sharing these jokes helps put nervous patients at ease and creates a more relaxed atmosphere in the waiting room. Plus, research shows that humor can reduce anxiety before dental procedures by up to 20%.

Let’s get started with these dental jokes – no cavities in this humor, just pure fun that will have everyone grinning from molar to molar.

Best Places to Use Puns

• Dental offices make perfect spots for these puns – they help break the ice and calm nervous patients.
• You can write them on appointment reminder cards or post them on waiting room walls. Many dentists add these jokes to their newsletters, too.
• School science fairs about dental health give kids a chance to learn while laughing. Parents find these puns handy when teaching little ones about brushing their teeth.
• Social media posts about dental care need a touch of humor. Dental hygienists share these puns during cleaning sessions to distract patients.
• Birthday cards for dentists or dental staff become more personal with a tooth-related joke inside. Even dental product reviews can be spiced up with clever tooth wordplay.

These puns work anywhere people talk about teeth – which is pretty much everywhere!

Floss Boss Puns

1. Floss like a boss!

2. Keep calm and floss on.

3. Flossophy of life: No plaque allowed!

4. Floss it or toss it!

5. I’m the Floss Boss, no plaque stands a chance.

6. A day without flossing is a day lost-ing.

7. Flossing is my superpower. What’s yours?

8. Flossing: The only thread you actually need.

9. Stay flossy, my friends.

10. Life’s too short for bad breath—floss!

11. You miss 100% of the plaque you don’t floss.

12. Don’t rush, just floss!

13. Flossing: It’s not an option, it’s a necessity.

14. Be a boss, and floss!

15. Not flossing? That’s pretty plaque-luster.

16. Floss like nobody’s watching.

17. Ain’t no plaque high enough!

18. Let’s talk about the flossibilities!

19. Flossing: It’s all about the string theory.

20. Floss today, smile tomorrow.

21. More floss, less mess!

22. Keep your smile bright—floss morning and night.

23. If you want to shine, floss every time.

24. Tooth be told, flossing is the best!

25. When in doubt, floss it out.

26. Flossing: It’s not just for perfectionists.

27. There’s no loss in a little floss.

28. Flossing is a small act with big impact.

29. Don’t be cross, just floss.

30. Flossing: The real string theory!

31. If you ignore flossing, it’ll come back to bite you.

32. Floss and fabulous!

33. Flossing is my cardio.

34. Always be flossing.

35. I’m on a plaque-free diet.

36. Let’s floss things up a bit.

37. Floss now or pay later.

38. Flossing keeps the dentist at bay.

39. You can’t handle my floss game.

40. Smiling is contagious—so is flossing.

41. Floss once, stay fresh twice.

42. Floss now, thank yourself later.

43. Get with the floss program.

44. No plaque, no problem.

45. Floss me once, shame on you. Floss me twice, shame on plaque.

46. Flossing: Your smile’s best friend.

47. Say no to cavities, say yes to flossing!

48. No floss, no gloss.

49. My smile shines brighter than my future—thanks to flossing!

50. Flossing: The unsung hero of dental care.

51. Floss warriors never surrender!

52. Let’s talk about plaque, baby.

53. Don’t let plaque cramp your style—floss it away!

54. Flossing is the VIP pass to a dazzling smile.

55. Floss smarter, not harder.

56. There’s no such thing as too much flossing.

57. Floss today, avoid the decay!

58. Flossing: The great equalizer.

59. Don’t be lazy, floss daily.

60. Floss game: Stronger than my willpower.

61. Who needs diamonds when you have a plaque-free smile?

62. I came, I saw, I flossed.

63. Flossing is the first step to world domination.

64. Flossing: The ultimate glow-up.

65. The best-kept secret to a killer smile? Flossing.

66. I floss so much, even my dentist is impressed.

67. Flossing is just self-care for your teeth.

68. Flossing is proof that small habits make a big difference.

69. A floss a day keeps the cavities away.

70. Flossing is my happy place.

71. No floss, no sauce.

72. More flossing, fewer fillings!

73. I don’t always floss, but when I do, my teeth thank me.

74. Keep your smile high maintenance—floss daily.

75. Get that plaque out of here!

76. Make flossing great again!

77. I floss, therefore I am.

78. Be a legend—floss religiously.

79. It’s not a flex unless you floss.

80. Your future self will thank you for flossing today.

81. If you’re going to do one thing for your teeth today, make it flossing.

82. Flossing is like investing—it pays off later.

83. The road to a perfect smile is paved with floss.

84. Floss now, celebrate later.

85. Only legends floss twice a day.

86. A plaque-free mouth is a happy mouth.

87. Floss: Because brushing alone is not enough.

88. Stay plaque-free, stay worry-free.

89. Flossing is not an option, it’s a requirement.

90. Floss or face the consequences.

91. Flossing: The unsung hero of oral hygiene.

92. Be a boss, and keep the floss.

93. Never underestimate the power of floss.

94. The future is bright, and so are my teeth—thanks to flossing!

Tooth Fairy Tales Inspired Puns

95. Once upon a tooth…

96. Happily ever after… with no cavities!

97. The Tooth Fairy’s favorite bedtime story: “Floss in Wonderland.”

98. Mirror, mirror on the wall; who has the cleanest teeth of all?

99. Goldilocks and the Three Molars.

100. Jack and the Floss Stalk.

101. The Cavity and the Beast.

102. The Three Little Molars.

103. Sleeping Cavity—waiting for a dentist’s kiss!

104. Rapunzel, let down your… toothbrush!

105. The Enchanted Floss.

106. Beauty and the Plaque.

107. The Gingerbread Man’s dentist said, “You need filling!”

108. Flossarella lost her crown at midnight.

109. Pinocchio’s nose grows when he says, “I floss every day!”

110. Molar Hood and the Plaque Wolf.

111. The Little Brushmaid.

112. The Tooth Fairy’s Diary: Confessions of a Tooth Collector.

113. Hansel and Flossel.

114. Thumbflosser.

115. The Three Brushkateers.

116. The Princess and the Plaque.

117. The Cavity King.

118. The Fairy Flossmother.

119. Not by the enamel of my chinny chin chin!

120. A tale as old as plaque.

121. The Tooth Fairy and the Seven Smiles.

122. The Elves and the Toothmaker.

123. Snow White and the Seven Gums.

124. Plaque-be-gone! The Fairy Tale Edition.

125. A molar in distress awaits her dental prince.

126. A smile is the fairest treasure of all.

127. When you lose a tooth, a fairy gains a coin.

128. The Flossing Pied Piper.

129. Tooth-topia: The Happiest Place on Earth.

130. “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Brush!”

131. No bad breath in this kingdom!

132. The Fairy Tale of the Lost Tooth.

133. Even dragons fear plaque breath!

134. No prince charming will save you from cavities—only your toothbrush can!

135. Maleflourish: The villain who never brushed!

136. When you wish upon a floss…

137. Rinse, brush, repeat: A magical spell.

138. A knight in shining enamel.

139. Cinderella never forgot to brush before the ball.

140. No plaque shall pass! (Gum-lord’s decree)

141. The Tooth Fairy’s favorite magic word: “Abracadabrush!”

142. The Little Molar Who Could.

143. Even trolls floss under their bridges.

144. Happily ever after starts with clean teeth.

145. A plaque-free smile is the greatest magic of all.

146. The land of fresh breath and white teeth.

147. A toothbrush in a stone: The next dental king!

148. Magic mirrors don’t lie—flossing is key.

149. “Floss, my pretty, floss!” – The Wicked Plaque Witch

150. The Beast’s biggest fear? Root canals!

151. Toothopia: The land of perfect smiles.

152. The Molar Chronicles.

153. Magic wands don’t remove plaque—brushes do!

154. The Secret Life of the Tooth Fairy.

155. Not all heroes wear capes—some wear dental coats.

156. “Brush, floss, sparkle, repeat” – Fairy’s Rule #1.

157. Tooth Fairy’s favorite bedtime snack? Sugar-free dreams.

158. Every hero has a sidekick—yours is your toothbrush!

159. A kingdom without plaque is a happy one.

160. Be our floss! Be our floss! Put our plaque-free to the test!

161. The Fairy Flossmother grants you a sparkling smile.

162. “And the fairy godmother said… brush twice a day!”

163. A dragon’s biggest weakness? Bad breath!

164. The magical scroll of oral hygiene!

165. Even wizards fear cavities.

166. “A little fairy dust and a lot of floss!”

167. The quest for the lost molar!

168. A prince’s greatest weapon? His dazzling smile!

169. Magic spells won’t fix cavities—flossing will!

170. The enchanted toothbrush grants whiter teeth.

171. “No plaque shall pass!” – The Dental Wizard.

172. Knights of the Round Brush.

173. The gumdrop forest is full of sugar-free treats!

174. If Sleeping Beauty had flossed, she’d still have all her teeth.

175. A toothbrush as mighty as Excalibur!

176. The Kingdom of Clean Teeth.

177. Even ogres brush before bedtime.

178. Plaque trolls live under neglected gums.

179. Every happily ever after starts with good oral hygiene.

180. “One brushstroke to rule them all!”

181. The Royal Dentist of fascinated smiles.

182. The secret to Cinderella’s glow-up? A brighter smile!

183. Flossed and found—another fairy tale ending!

184. The brush that saved a kingdom.

185. Gumdrop Lane: The place where no one forgets to floss.

186. The sparkling tooth prophecy.

187. The Fairy Tale Floss Kit—every hero needs one!

188. The Curse of the Plaque Monster.

189. The Fairy Queen’s decree: “Floss or face the plaque!”

Puns Related to Molars that Spread Magic

190. Abracadabrush!

191. Plaque-be-gone!

192. The wand chooses the wizard, but the toothbrush chooses the smile.

193. The great and powerful Molar!

194. The Tooth Fairy’s magic wand is made of floss.

195. Presto plaque-o—be gone!

196. Captivated enamel never decays.

197. Spells don’t work on cavities—floss does!

198. The Sorcerer’s Toothpaste.

199. A plaque-free smile is the greatest magic of all.

200. You don’t need a magic wand, just a toothbrush!

201. Hocus Floss-us!

202. Even wizards need to brush.

203. Beware of the Cavity Curse!

204. The fascinated floss never runs out.

205. Smile charms work best when you floss.

206. No spell can undo a cavity—only a dentist can.

207. Merlin’s secret to a white smile? Brushing daily!

208. The Molar Wizard’s Guide to Flossing.

209. Sorcery can’t fix bad breath—mouthwash can!

210. “Expelli-plaque-us!”

211. A glowing smile: The best magic of all.

212. Magic mirrors love bright teeth.

213. The Fairy Flossmother grants you a dazzling smile.

214. Wizards fear only one thing—root canals!

215. One brush to rule them all.

216. A magical mouth makes for a mystical smile.

217. The Philosopher’s Floss.

218. Spells won’t whiten your teeth—whitening toothpaste will!

219. Molar potions for a perfect smile.

220. The Amulet of Fresh Breath.

221. A wizard’s best-kept secret? Daily flossing!

222. Dental magic keeps your smile shining bright.

223. Even sorcerers carry floss in their robes.

224. You don’t need a potion, just proper hygiene!

225. A glowing spell for a glowing grin.

226. The Spellbook of Oral Care.

227. Vanishing plaque—now that’s real magic!

228. “Cavities begone!”—Every dentist’s favorite spell.

229. A molar mystery worthy of a wizard’s study.

230. Wands don’t fight plaque—brushing does!

231. Every magical kingdom needs a dentist.

232. The Magic Toothbrush of Destiny.

233. Fairy tale smiles are made with good habits.

234. A bright smile is the best magic.

235. The Secret Scroll of the Tooth Wizard.

236. Even dragons fear cavity breath.

237. Wizards know: A strong toothbrush is stronger than any spell.

238. Cursed with cavities? Time for a dental wizard!

239. The Great Plaque Vanisher!

240. “Alaka-floss!”

241. Smiles brighter than a wizard’s staff.

242. A spell for cavity protection.

243. Even wizards avoid sugar before bed.

244. The legendary Brush of the Ancients.

245. “Open wide and say ‘Abracadabra!’”

246. The Cursed Crown (caused by poor oral care).

247. Beware the fasinated sugar spell!

248. Molar sorcery—aka good hygiene!

249. Floss Potion #9.

250. Wizards prefer fluoride toothpaste.

251. A molar’s magic begins with good brushing.

252. The glowing tooth of legend.

253. The Spell of Eternal Fresh Breath.

254. Wizards use floss like a lasso of light.

255. You don’t need magic, just a dentist appointment!

256. “Flossium Leviosa!”

257. Even magic carpets can’t escape plaque buildup.

258. A wizard’s hat is nothing without a perfect smile.

259. No need for fairy dust—just brush and floss!

260. “The Tooth Guardian Spell protects against plaque!”

261. A little bit of magic, a little bit of mouthwash.

262. Plaque disappears like magic with daily brushing!

263. The Flossing Phoenix: Always comes back cleaner.

264. The Great Cavity Escape.

265. The best magic is a dentist’s touch.

266. Wizards smile with perfect teeth.

267. The fascinated Smile Amulet.

268. A wizard’s prophecy: “You must floss daily!”

269. Magic won’t remove tartar—only brushing will!

270. The secret to Merlin’s wisdom? Regular dental checkups!

271. The spell of tooth longevity.

272. The greatest treasure? A plaque-free smile.

273. Beware of Sugar Sorcery!

274. The Quest for the Flawless Molar.

275. A bright smile is a wizard’s real wand.

276. The Fairy Tooth Talisman.

277. A little mouthwash, a little wizardry.

278. Wizards have floss in their spell books.

279. The Cavity Curse is real—only brushing can break it!

280. The prophecy foretold: “Brush twice daily!”

281. The magical glow of well-cared-for teeth.

282. Only the Chosen One remembers to floss.

283. A wizard’s toothpaste is always fluoride-rich.

284. The brightest smiles belong to those who floss!

Brushing Related Puns

285. Brush up on your brushing!

286. A brush a day keeps the cavities away.

287. Keep brushing, keep shining.

288. Don’t let plaque crash the party—brush it away!

289. The early brusher catches the clean teeth.

290. Brush like nobody’s watching.

291. A minute of brushing, a lifetime of smiling.

292. No rush, just brush!

293. The more you brush, the more you glow.

294. Always brush before you hush!

295. Brush it real good!

296. Brush like a pro.

297. You can’t rush a great brush.

298. Brushing: The original self-care routine.

299. Brushing is an art—perfect your stroke!

300. Brush before bed, dream in white.

301. Brush ‘til your smile shines brighter than the sun.

302. Love yourself—brush your teeth.

303. Life’s too short for bad breath—brush up!

304. Your toothbrush is your best friend.

305. Fresh breath starts with a fresh brush.

306. Brush it off—literally!

307. If you love your teeth, brush them well.

308. Floss is the secret ingredient to brushing success.

309. Brushing: The ultimate morning ritual.

310. Wake up, brush up, glow up!

311. Brushing: The VIP treatment for your teeth.

312. A brush in time saves nine (cavities).

313. Shine bright like your teeth!

314. Keep calm and brush on.

315. Let’s brush away the blues.

316. Your teeth deserve a spa day—brush them well.

317. You brushed? High-five!

318. Brushing keeps the dentist happy.

319. The road to a dazzling smile is paved with brushing.

320. Brushing: A love letter to your teeth.

321. Brush it, don’t hush it!

322. Never go to bed angry… or without brushing!

323. Brush smarter, not harder.

324. Your future self will thank you for brushing today.

325. Nothing beats the feeling of a fresh brush.

326. A brush of luck for a happy smile.

327. Every smile begins with brushing.

328. Stay bright—brush twice a day.

329. Brushing isn’t optional, it’s essential!

330. Be proud of your brush game.

331. Brush today, shine tomorrow!

332. Brushing is a no-plaque zone!

333. Be bold, brush strong!

Brace Yourself Puns

334. Brush up, buttercup!

335. Brace yourself… for a stunning smile!

336. The future is bright… and so are my braces!

337. Getting braces? Align your expectations!

338. Braces: The roadmap to a perfect smile.

339. A little metal, a lot of magic!

340. Bracing for compliments!

341. Keep calm and brace on.

342. This smile is under construction.

343. Straight outta alignment—until now!

344. Brace yourself… for compliments!

345. Wires today, wow tomorrow!

346. My braces are grate!

347. Brace yourself… for the ultimate glow-up.

348. Braces: The silver lining of a better smile.

349. Metal mouth? More like money mouth!

350. I’m smiling wirelessly!

351. Crooked teeth? Not on my watch!

352. This path has braces of success!

353. Braces: The best kind of metal investment.

354. Let’s straighten things out.

355. My smile’s getting a bracelift!

356. Braces: The VIP pass to a Hollywood smile.

357. If smiles could kill… I’d be unstoppable post-braces.

358. Metal in my mouth, confidence in my heart!

359. Getting braces? Welcome to the wire side.

360. Braces: The only acceptable midlife crisis for a teenager.

361. This smile is tight! (Literally.)

362. Just here, pulling some strings—orthodontically speaking.

363. A little discomfort, a lifetime of perfect teeth.

364. My braces and I have an unbreakable bond!

365. cherish the braces!

366. The wire to success starts here.

367. Braces: A tight-knit community!

368. The silver lining is in my mouth!

369. These wires are tied to greatness.

370. Just a little tightening to keep me on track!

371. Braces are the glow-up I never knew I needed.

372. Straightening things out… literally.

373. Braces: My personal alignment coach!

374. The secret to my future confidence? These brackets!

375. I’m in my braces era.

376. Every great smile starts with a plan.

377. Patience + braces = perfection.

378. Braces: Aligning my destiny.

379. The metal-mouth phase is only temporary—the glow-up is forever!

380. My smile is work in progress!

381. Tinsel teeth? More like trophy teeth in the making!

382. I don’t need to flex—my braces are already doing it for me!

383. Wires today, wonders tomorrow.

384. I’m wired for success!

385. Braces: The best investment for my face.

386. Who needs jewelry when you have braces?

387. Brace for impact—this smile is transforming!

388. My orthodontist is my tooth mentor.

389. The tightening sessions keep me humble.

390. Call me a superhero, I wear metal on my teeth!

391. My mouth is officially a highway to straightness.

392. Just a girl with braces and big dreams!

393. My smile is going through metal-morphosis!

394. Braces: The only fashion statement my teeth needed

395. Braced for the best version of me.

396. This glow-up is brought to you by my orthodontist.

397. The path to greatness is paved with brackets.

398. Braces: The train tracks to success.

399. I smile with bracket-tude!

400. Braces are proof that patience pays off!

401. Braces: My teeth’s personal trainers.

402. Every tightening session is one step closer to perfection.

403. Orthodontics: A science, a struggle, and a success!

404. These wires are straight-up magic.

405. The road to a straight smile is a little bumpy but worth it.

406. Braces make my smile grate!

407. If bling is in, then my braces are the ultimate flex.

408. Just a girl living her best bracket life.

409. Metal in my mouth, confidence in my step!

410. Can’t talk—too busy adjusting to my fabulous new smile.

411. You wire the best thing that happened to my smile!

412. My braces have more control over my life than I do.

413. I never knew how attached I’d get to my brackets!

414. I smile bracelessly in my dreams!

415. Braces: My ticket to a Hollywood-worthy grin.

416. Braces: The ultimate glow-up investment.

417. A perfect alignment is worth the wait.

418. Braces: The only pulling strings I’m interested in.

419. They say diamonds are forever, but so is a straight smile!

420. The only thing better than braces? The after pictures!

421. These brackets are chained to success.

422. Braces: The real straight talk!

423. The best things take time—just like my smile.

424. My orthodontist is my smile architect!

425. I’ve braced myself for this experience!

426. Braces: A small sacrifice for a lifetime of confidence.

427. The only time being wired is a good thing.

428. Just call me bracket queen!

429. Braces: A little metal, a whole lot of magic!

30. Brace yourself… for the ultimate smile transformation!

431. These brackets are my personal trainers for perfect teeth.

432. Braces: The only train tracks worth smiling about!

433. This metal-mouth phase is just the beginning of my glow-up.

434. My teeth are under construction—please excuse the wires!

435. Braces: Because perfection takes a little reinforcement.

436. Straight talk: Braces are worth it!

437. Braces—my 24/7 smile sculptors.

438. Wires today, wonders tomorrow!

439. Bracing myself for the compliments to roll in!

440. My mouth is in the metalworks factory.

441. Orthodontists: The engineers of beautiful smiles.

442. Braces: The realignment project of the century!

443. Transforming my bite, one wire at a time.

444. Just out here living my best bracket life.

445. Smiling through the wire—literally!

446. The path to a perfect smile starts with braces.

447. I got 99 problems, but a crooked tooth ain’t one!

448. Braces: Proof that patience leads to perfection.

449. Rocking the tinsel teeth look with pride!

450. Nothing says “I’m dedicated” like a mouth full of metal.

Tips to Customize Your Tooth Puns

• Start with basic dental terms like brush, floss, molar, or cavity. Mix these words with common phrases to create something funny.
• Think about how words sound alike – like “tooth be or not tooth be,” playing on Shakespeare’s famous line.
• Keep your audience in mind when crafting puns. Kids might like simpler jokes about brushing teeth, while dental students could enjoy puns about complex procedures. Play with dental tools’ names too – they make great pun material.
• Short puns often work better than long ones. For example, “getting to the root of the problem” becomes funnier in a dental context. Use tooth-related words that have multiple meanings. Words like “plaque,” “crown,” and “filling” can create clever wordplay.

Simple is better – if you have to explain the joke, it might need work. Remember that the goal is to make people smile, not to show off your dental vocabulary.

When to Avoid Using Puns 

• Skip the jokes during emergency dental visits – nobody wants to hear puns with a toothache. Keep things professional when discussing serious dental problems or treatment costs.
• Medical consultations about severe oral health issues need straight talk.
• Patients dealing with dental anxiety might not appreciate humor before procedures. Some people feel sensitive about their dental problems, so avoid making light of their situation.
• Don’t use tooth puns during job interviews at dental offices – save them for after you’re hired. Medical conferences and formal presentations require professional language.
• Wait until patients finish crying or expressing concerns before adding any humor. Business meetings with dental suppliers need a serious approach.

If someone seems uncomfortable with dental humor, switch to regular conversation. Good judgment helps maintain trust between dental professionals and their patients.

Final Thoughts

Tooth puns add sparkle to dental conversations when used wisely.

They turn routine check-ups into moments of shared laughter and help build connections between dentists and patients.

While not every situation calls for dental humor, these puns have found their place in making oral health care more pleasant.

Want to keep the fun rolling? Our collection of puns doesn’t stop at teeth.

Check out our other guides filled with laughs – from sweet cherry puns to crunchy chip puns and even home-run baseball puns. Each collection brings its own flavor of humor to everyday conversations.

Remember, a good pun, like a healthy smile, brightens someone’s day.

So, next time you’re in the dental chair, share a joke. After all, dentists know that laughter is the best medicine – right after proper brushing and flossing!

Frequently Asked Questions

What Is the Slogan for Tooth Decay?

“The tooth hurts” is a popular play on words that makes light of cavities. It’s a funny twist on the phrase “the truth hurts” that dentists often use to bring humor to oral health talks.

What Is a Funny Word for Teeth?

“Chompers,” “pearly whites,” and “food crushers” are silly nicknames for teeth that people love to use. These playful terms make talking about dental care more fun and less formal.

What Is the Idiom of Tooth? 

“Like pulling teeth” is a common saying that means something is really hard to do. It comes from the old days when getting a tooth pulled was a tough experience – now it’s used to joke about difficult tasks.