Are gummy bears just candy, or can they make people smile in more ways than one?

Most people see these tiny treats as simple sweets, but they’re missing out on a whole world of laughter these colorful candies can bring.

Good news – we’ve put together the most complete collection of gummy bear jokes that will make both kids and adults grin.

From simple one-liners to sweet puns, these jokes add extra fun to everyone’s favorite chewy treats.

In this list, you’ll find 235+ jokes sorted into easy-to-browse categories. We’ve included classics, new favorites, and even some jokes perfect for birthdays and special events.

Get ready to share these with friends, family, or anyone who needs a sugar-coated laugh.

General Gummy Bear Jokes

1. Why did the gummy bear go to school? To get a little “bear”ducation!
2. What do gummy bears say when they finish their lunch? “I’m stuffed!”
3. Why do gummy bears never get lost? Because they always follow their “sweet” instincts.
4. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite game? Hide and “sweet” seek.
5. What do you call a fancy gummy bear? A “gummy” aristocrat!
6. How do gummy bears greet each other? With a “gummy” hug!
7. Why did the gummy bear refuse to fight? It didn’t want to “lose its flavor.”
8. How do gummy bears take care of their health? By getting plenty of “jelly” rest.
9. Why are gummy bears always happy? They have a “sweet” disposition.
10. What did one gummy bear say to the other? “Stop squishing me!”
11. Why did the gummy bear go to therapy? To work through some “tough” emotions.
12. What did the gummy bear say to the candy? “You’re so sweet, I’m jelly of you.”
13. What do gummy bears wear to work? A gummy suit and “jelly” tie.
14. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite subject? “Bear”y studies!
15. Why did the gummy bear join the choir? To sing “bear-itone”!
16. How do gummy bears stay in shape? By “jelly-cising” every day!
17. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite drink? “Gummy” lemonade.
18. Why did the gummy bear go on a diet? It was feeling a little too “chewy.”
19. How did the gummy bear celebrate its promotion? With a “sweet” party!
20. Why don’t gummy bears ever argue? They’re just too “chewy” to fight.

Animal-Themed Gummy Bear Jokes

21. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite animal? The “bear”!
22. Why did the gummy bear get a pet tiger? To keep it “sweet” and “sour.”
23. What do gummy bears say to pandas? “You’re the bear-y best!”
24. What did the gummy bear say to the lion? “You’re paws-itively ferocious!”
25. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite jungle animal? A “bear” of course!
26. Why did the gummy bear hang out with the rabbit? It liked hopping into trouble.
27. What do gummy bears say to cats? “You’re purrfect!”
28. Why did the gummy bear dress as a lion? To be a “sweet” roar!
29. What do you get when you cross a gummy bear and a bear? A “gummy-bear-y” good time!
30. Why don’t gummy bears like going to the zoo? Too many “grizzly” animals.
31. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite zoo animal? A “gummy” giraffe!
32. Why did the gummy bear go to the aquarium? To see the “jellyfish”!
33. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite pet? A “chew”y hamster.
34. What’s a gummy bear’s best friend? A “paw-some” bear.
35. Why do gummy bears like birds? They love the “tweet” sound.
36. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite sea creature? The jellyfish!
37. Why don’t gummy bears play poker with fish? Because they always “flounder”!
38. What did the gummy bear say to the kangaroo? “Hop on over here!”
39. Why do gummy bears never fight with snakes? They don’t want to be “squeezed” too tight.
40. How do gummy bears communicate with wolves? They send a “sweet” howl!

Food-Themed Gummy Bear Jokes

41. What do gummy bears have for breakfast? Gummy “bear”nflakes!
42. Why did the gummy bear make soup? To add some “sweet” flavor.
43. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite dessert? Gummy bear cake!
44. What did the gummy bear put in its coffee? Some “sugar.”
45. What do gummy bears put on their pancakes? Gummy “bear” syrup.
46. Why don’t gummy bears eat their vegetables? They prefer to be “sweet.”
47. How do gummy bears eat spaghetti? With “gummy” fork and spoon!
48. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite candy? “Chewy” chocolate!
49. Why did the gummy bear join the bakery? It wanted to make some “sweet” treats!
50. What do you call a gummy bear that’s always hungry? A “snack” bear.
51. Why did the gummy bear bring chocolate to the party? To “choco-late” the fun!
52. How do gummy bears eat ice cream? With a “gummy” spoon.
53. What do gummy bears drink with pizza? “Cheese” soda!
54. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite pizza topping? Jelly beans!
55. Why did the gummy bear go to the smoothie shop? To blend in.
56. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite fruit? A “bear”y smoothie.
57. Why did the gummy bear refuse to eat cake? It was “too chewy.”
58. How do gummy bears celebrate Thanksgiving? With a “gummy” feast!
59. What do gummy bears eat at a picnic? Gummy sandwiches.
60. Why did the gummy bear visit the bakery? To buy a “gummy” muffin!

Holiday-Themed Gummy Bear Jokes

61. What do gummy bears do for Christmas? They “jelly” under the tree.
62. Why did the gummy bear love Halloween? It’s the “sweetest” time of the year.
63. What do gummy bears use for stockings? Jelly stockings!
64. Why did the gummy bear want to be Santa? To spread “sweet” joy.
65. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite holiday? Christmas — they love “bear-y” decorations!
66. Why did the gummy bear bring a present? To “sweeten” the deal.
67. How do gummy bears celebrate New Year’s Eve? With a sweet “bear” toast!
68. Why did the gummy bear love Easter? Because it was all about “sweet” treats.
69. What do gummy bears do on Valentine’s Day? Share some “sweet” love!
70. Why are gummy bears perfect for birthdays? Because they bring “sweet” joy.
71. How does a gummy bear prepare for the Fourth of July? By getting “jelly” with it.
72. Why do gummy bears love Christmas lights? They shine with sweetness.
73. What do gummy bears wear on Halloween? A “bear-y” scary costume.
74. Why do gummy bears like Thanksgiving? They get to “chew” on all the leftovers.
75. How do gummy bears ring in the new year? With a “chewy” celebration!
76. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite holiday treat? Gummy gingerbread cookies!
77. Why did the gummy bear go caroling? To spread “sweet” cheer.
78. What did the gummy bear give for Christmas? A bag of “sweet” hugs.
79. How do gummy bears celebrate Valentine’s Day? With a gummy bear “hug”!
80. Why do gummy bears make great gifts? They’re “sweet” and irresistible!

Pun-Based Gummy Bear Jokes

81. What did the gummy bear say to the grape? “Stop being so sour!”
82. Why did the gummy bear go to therapy? It had a lot of “baggage.”
83. What do you call a gummy bear who tells jokes? A “chews” artist.
84. Why did the gummy bear avoid the cheese? It didn’t want to “brie” friends.
85. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite music? “Rock and jelly roll!”
86. What did the gummy bear say at the party? “Let’s get this ‘jelly’ started!”
87. How did the gummy bear stay calm? By staying “chill” with some ice cream.
88. Why did the gummy bear carry an umbrella? It didn’t want to get “sugared.”
89. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite book? “The Sweetness of Being Gummy.”
90. What do gummy bears do when they’re stressed? Take a “chewy” break.
91. What do you call a fake gummy bear? An “imposter bear.”
92. Why did the gummy bear join the band? It wanted to “jelly” the world.
93. What do gummy bears say when they get a job? “It’s time to get ‘chewy’ to work.”
94. Why did the gummy bear bring a pencil? To make “sweet” notes.
95. What do gummy bears say when they win a race? “I’m ‘gummy’ with pride!”
96. How do gummy bears handle tough situations? They “bear” with it.
97. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite type of movie? Anything that’s “chewy” enough.
98. Why did the gummy bear bring a towel? To “dry off” from the pool of jelly.
99. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite pastime? “Chewing” the fat!
100. Why did the gummy bear go to the beach? To get a “sweet” tan.

Seasonal & Weather-Themed Gummy Bear Jokes

101. What do gummy bears do in the rain? They “jelly” up and go home.
102. Why did the gummy bear wear a scarf? To stay “sweet” in the cold.
103. How do gummy bears stay cool in summer? They chill in the fridge!
104. Why did the gummy bear love snow? It was a “sugar” coating.
105. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite weather? “Sweet” and sunny days.
106. What do gummy bears do when it’s too hot? They “melt” in the shade.
107. Why do gummy bears love spring? The flowers “bear” fruit.
108. How do gummy bears celebrate autumn? By jumping into piles of “chewy” leaves!
109. What does a gummy bear do when it’s stormy? It huddles under a “gummy” umbrella.
110. Why don’t gummy bears like the wind? They’re afraid of “getting blown away.”
111. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite thing about fall? The “bear”y weather.
112. What does a gummy bear do in winter? Bundle up and enjoy the “sweet” snow.
113. How does a gummy bear prepare for a snowstorm? It wears its “gummy” boots.
114. Why do gummy bears avoid puddles? They don’t want to “sog” up.
115. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite autumn color? Orange, for a “bear-y” sweet season.
116. Why do gummy bears love spring cleaning? It’s time to get all “sweet” and fresh.
117. How does a gummy bear cool off in summer? With a “sugar” slushie.
118. Why did the gummy bear bring a sweater? It was feeling a bit “gummy” cold.
119. What does a gummy bear do during a heatwave? Hide in the freezer!
120. Why did the gummy bear sit in the sun? To get a “sweet” tan.

Gummy Bear Jokes About Jobs

121. What do gummy bears do for a living? They’re professional “chewers.”
122. Why did the gummy bear become a chef? It was a “sweet” cook.
123. What’s a gummy bear’s dream job? To be the “gummy” bear-y boss.
124. Why did the gummy bear quit its job? It was “stuck” in the same routine.
125. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite job at the circus? The “sweet” acrobat.
126. How does a gummy bear work in an office? It’s always “chewy” and reliable.
127. What do gummy bears do at work? They “bear” down and get the job done.
128. Why did the gummy bear become a teacher? To give “sweet” lessons.
129. How do gummy bears keep their jobs? By staying “chewy” and dedicated.
130. What do gummy bears do as therapists? Help others work through their “gummy” issues.
131. Why do gummy bears make good dancers? They have “sweet” moves!
132. How does a gummy bear succeed at interviews? By giving “chewy” answers.
133. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite office supply? Gummy paperclips.
134. Why did the gummy bear start its own business? To be the “boss” of sweet treats.
135. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite work attire? A “gummy” suit and tie.
136. Why did the gummy bear become a lawyer? To make a “sweet” case.
137. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite part of its job? The “chewy” lunch breaks.
138. Why did the gummy bear become a singer? To make the world “sweet” with music.
139. What’s a gummy bear’s least favorite part of its job? The “sticky” situations.
140. Why did the gummy bear become a lifeguard? To save “sweet” lives!

Gummy Bear Jokes for Kids

141. Why did the gummy bear go to the playground? To “swing” into fun!
142. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite toy? A “chewy” teddy bear.
143. Why did the gummy bear go to the zoo? To meet its “bear”y friends.
144. What do gummy bears do at a sleepover? Tell “sweet” stories!
145. How do gummy bears like to play outside? “Jelly” hop!
146. Why did the gummy bear love the jungle gym? Because it was a “bear-y” fun time.
147. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite school subject? Sweet-ology!
148. How do gummy bears have fun at recess? By “swinging” on the monkey bars.
149. What did the gummy bear say at the pool party? “I’m ready to dive into some fun!”
150. Why did the gummy bear play hide and seek? To get “found” and have fun!
151. What do gummy bears use as a pillow? A “sweet” marshmallow!
152. Why did the gummy bear join the science club? To make some “sweet” discoveries.
153. What do gummy bears do on a rainy day? Build “gummy” forts.
154. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite game? Gummy-ball!
155. Why did the gummy bear take a nap? To rest its “chewy” little paws.
156. What did the gummy bear say to the kid? “Let’s have a ‘sweet’ time together!”
157. Why do gummy bears love the playground? It’s a “sweet” adventure!
158. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite color? Anything “sweet” and bright!
159. Why did the gummy bear start a band? To make some “sweet” music!
160. How do gummy bears make friends? By being “sweet” and fun!

School-Themed Gummy Bear Jokes

161. What did the gummy bear bring to school? A “sweet” pencil case.
162. Why did the gummy bear study hard? To get a “sweet” grade.
163. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite subject in school? “Gummy-natics” (math).
164. Why do gummy bears like recess? Because it’s “sweet” free time!
165. What do gummy bears do after school? Go home and “chew” on some homework!
166. Why did the gummy bear skip class? It was feeling a little “chewy” that day.
167. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite school supply? “Sweet” notebooks.
168. Why did the gummy bear ace the test? It studied “chewy” hard!
169. What do gummy bears do during lunch? “Chew” with friends.
170. Why did the gummy bear wear glasses? To improve its “sweet” vision.
171. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite after-school snack? Jelly sandwiches!
172. Why did the gummy bear sit in the front row? To get the “sweet” attention.
173. How do gummy bears participate in gym class? With lots of “chewy” energy!
174. What’s a gummy bear’s least favorite subject? History — it’s too “chewy” to remember.
175. Why did the gummy bear run for class president? To make the school “sweet.”
176. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite type of homework? Sweet-and-easy assignments.
177. Why do gummy bears like gym class? They get to “stretch” their chewy limbs.
178. What did the gummy bear say to its teacher? “You’re ‘sweet’ like candy!”
179. How do gummy bears study for a test? With a “sweet” study guide.
180. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite subject? Recess!

Sports-Themed Gummy Bear Jokes

181. Why did the gummy bear play basketball? To make some “sweet” shots!
182. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite sport? “Bear”yball!
183. Why did the gummy bear run the marathon? To show it could go the “extra chewy” mile.
184. How does a gummy bear play soccer? By kicking around “sweet” balls.
185. What did the gummy bear say to the referee? “You’re the sweetest!”
186. Why did the gummy bear start playing tennis? To “serve” up some sweetness!
187. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite swimming stroke? The “gummy” backstroke!
188. Why don’t gummy bears play baseball? They’re afraid of getting “smashed.”
189. How do gummy bears stay in shape? By doing “chewy” squats!
190. Why did the gummy bear join the gym? To stay “sweet” and fit.
191. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite Olympic sport? The “sweet” vault!
192. Why did the gummy bear get a medal? Because it was “chew-ly” amazing!
193. What do gummy bears do after a game? Celebrate with “sweet” snacks.
194. How do gummy bears practice for races? By running in circles — it’s “chewy” fun!
195. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite team? The “sweet” squad!
196. Why did the gummy bear try out for football? To be the “sweet” quarterback!
197. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite part of a tennis match? The “sweet” serve.
198. Why did the gummy bear get kicked out of the game? It kept “melting” under pressure.
199. What do gummy bears do in basketball? Slam dunk the “chewy” ball!
200. Why do gummy bears make great golfers? They’ve got the “sweetest” swing.

Adventure & Travel-Themed Gummy Bear Jokes

201. Why did the gummy bear travel to the mountains? To enjoy the “sweet” view!
202. How do gummy bears travel? By “chewy” car or candy plane!
203. Why did the gummy bear go to the beach? To get a “sweet” tan!
204. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite vacation spot? Anywhere with lots of “sugar” and sun.
205. Why did the gummy bear go on a road trip? To find the sweetest “sights.”
206. What do gummy bears use as luggage? A “chewy” backpack.
207. Why did the gummy bear visit the desert? To see the “sweet” sand dunes.
208. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite activity while traveling? Eating “sweet” local treats!
209. Why do gummy bears love cruises? They get to “chew” on the sea breeze.
210. How do gummy bears get around the world? On a “sweet” plane ride.
211. What’s a gummy bear’s dream vacation? A place where everything is “sweet” and sour.
212. Why did the gummy bear go camping? To “chew” by the fire.
213. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite travel accessory? A “gummy” passport.
214. Why do gummy bears prefer tropical vacations? Because it’s always “sweet” and sunny!
215. What do gummy bears take on hikes? Gummy trail mix!
216. How do gummy bears explore the world? One “sweet” step at a time.
217. Why did the gummy bear go to Paris? To see the Eiffel Tower and taste “sweet” croissants!
218. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite souvenir? A “chewy” postcard!
219. Why did the gummy bear take a hot air balloon ride? To get the sweetest view from above!
220. How does a gummy bear travel in the winter? With a “gummy” sled!

Gummy Bear Jokes for Adults

221. Why did the gummy bear become a detective? To crack the “sweet” case!
222. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite drink? A “sweet” margarita.
223. Why did the gummy bear get into politics? To pass the “sweet” laws.
224. What did the gummy bear do when it was stressed? Had a “chewy” moment of relaxation.
225. Why did the gummy bear open a business? To make the world a little more “sweet.”
226. How do gummy bears relax after work? By watching “chewy” TV shows.
227. Why did the gummy bear get a loan? To pay for its “sweet” new car!
228. What do gummy bears do on their days off? Spend time with friends, and “chew” the fat.
229. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite restaurant? A “sweet” bistro!
230. Why did the gummy bear love happy hour? Because everything tastes “sweet” after a drink!
231. What do gummy bears do at the spa? Get a “chewy” massage.
232. How did the gummy bear handle the work crisis? By staying “sweet” under pressure.
233. What’s a gummy bear’s idea of a good night out? A “chewy” dinner and drinks!
234. Why did the gummy bear go to therapy? To work through some “sticky” situations.
235. What do gummy bears do after a long day? Unwind with “sweet” treats.
236. Why did the gummy bear join a book club? To read “sweet” stories.
237. What’s a gummy bear’s idea of luxury? A “chewy” spa day!
238. Why did the gummy bear go to the casino? To hit the “sweet” jackpot.
239. What did the gummy bear say after a long workday? “I need a break from all this ‘chew’ and grind.”
240. Why did the gummy bear join a yoga class? To relax and stretch its “chewy” limbs!

Gummy Bear & Friendship Jokes

241. Why did the gummy bear bring a friend to the party? To “sweeten” the day!
242. What do gummy bears say to their best friends? “You’re the sweetest!”
243. Why did the gummy bear hug its friend? To give a “chewy” greeting.
244. What do gummy bears do together? “Chew” on sweet memories.
245. Why do gummy bears make great friends? They’re always “sweet” and reliable.
246. What did the gummy bear say to its buddy? “Let’s stick together like jelly!”
247. How do gummy bears show affection? With a big “sweet” hug!
248. Why do gummy bears get along so well? Because they’re all “chewy” at heart.
249. What’s the best way for gummy bears to make new friends? Share “sweet” snacks.
250. Why do gummy bears love their friends? Because friends are “chewy” awesome!
251. How do gummy bears celebrate a friendship anniversary? With a “sweet” party.
252. What do gummy bears say when they make a new friend? “You’re berry special!”
253. How do gummy bears stay close with friends? By “sticking” together.
254. Why do gummy bears never fight? Because they prefer to “chew” things over.
255. What’s a gummy bear’s idea of a perfect day? Spending it with friends and “sweet” treats.
256. Why do gummy bears always have a good time together? Because they “chew” on the best ideas.
257. How do gummy bears make a friendship last? By being “sweet” and supportive.
258. Why do gummy bears always have each other’s back? Because they’re “chewy” and loyal.
259. What’s the secret to gummy bear friendship? A little bit of “chewy” honesty.
260. Why did the gummy bear become best friends with the jellybean? Because they both knew how to stick together and have a “sweet” time!

Conclusion

Life’s sweetest moments often come with a side of laughter, and these gummy bear jokes prove that candy and humor make a perfect mix.

From simple puns to silly jokes, each joke in this collection brings its own flavor of fun to the table.

But these jokes do more than just make us laugh – they help create moments of connection.

Share them at parties, use them to break the ice, or send them to someone who needs a smile. The beauty of gummy bear humor is that it works for all ages and occasions.

Why not try one today? Pick your favorite joke from our list and share it with a friend.

Better yet, tell us in the comments which gummy bear joke made you laugh the most – we’d love to hear your stories!