Noses. We all have them, but some are more… noticeable than others. Have you ever noticed how a good nose joke can break the ice at awkward parties? Or maybe you’ve been on the receiving end and had to laugh along while feeling a bit self-conscious about your facial centerpiece.

Finding the right jokes about big noses isn’t easy. Most fall flat or come across as mean. That’s why I spent weeks gathering this collection.

In this post, I’m sharing 222 big nose jokes that’ll make you snort with laughter. From classic one-liners to silly puns, there’s something for everyone.

And yes, as someone with a rather prominent nose myself, I’ve tested each one. So grab a tissue (you might need an extra-large one) and let’s get started!

What are Big Nose Jokes Actually?

Big nose jokes are a specific type of humor that focuses on people with larger noses. These jokes use this facial feature as the main point for getting laughs. They’re simple jokes that point out or exaggerate nose size.

These jokes have existed throughout history in many cultures. You can find them in comedy routines, movies, school playgrounds, and casual talks. The jokes often rely on comparing noses to objects or making claims about what a big nose means.

The effects of these jokes can be mixed. People who are the target might feel hurt or embarrassed about a feature they can’t easily change. Some research shows that being teased about appearance can lower self-esteem, especially in children and teens.

Big nose jokes have become less popular in mainstream comedy as awareness grows about body-shaming. Many comedy writers now try to avoid jokes that mock physical traits people are born with or can’t control.

Context is crucial with these jokes. The same joke might be harmless fun between friends who tease each other equally, but it feels mean when directed at someone who’s already sensitive about their appearance.

The History of Big Nose Jokes in Pop Culture

Big nose jokes have been a staple in entertainment for decades. Their presence and reception have changed with time.

In early cinema, Charlie Chaplin and the Marx Brothers used nose-based gags for physical comedy. The 1950s saw cartoon characters with exaggerated noses becoming a common sight.

TV shows of the 70s and 80s frequently included characters who were the target of nose jokes. These became running gags that audiences expected and enjoyed.

The 1987 film “Roxanne” marked a turning point, featuring Steve Martin with a prosthetic nose in a modern take on Cyrano de Bergerac. The movie both embraced and questioned nose-based humor.

By the 2000s, these jokes began facing more criticism. As body positivity gained momentum, making fun of physical features became less acceptable in mainstream media.

Today, nose jokes still exist but are more likely to be:

• Self-directed rather than targeting others
• More thoughtful about the potential impact
• Less common in family entertainment

This shift reflects broader changes in what society finds funny versus what’s considered potentially harmful. The evolution of nose jokes shows how comedy adapts to changing social values.

Best One-Liners and Puns About Big Noses

1. I don’t have a big nose, it’s just a landmark.

2. My nose is so big, I could smell a lie from a mile away.

3. They say big noses are a sign of intelligence, but I think I just know too much.

4. I don’t have a big nose, I have a “proportional” GPS system.

5. People with big noses are just better at sniffing out trouble.

6. My nose is like a satellite, always sniffing for new signals.

7. I don’t have a big nose, I have a highly developed scent detector.

8. My nose is so big, it’s practically a weather vane.

9. You can always count on my nose to find the best deals… It’s great at sniffing out discounts.

10. The bigger the nose, the better the breeze.

11. My nose is so big, I can smell the future.

12. I don’t have a big nose, I have a facial extension.

13. If my nose were any bigger, it would need its own zip code.

14. My nose doesn’t just smell, it tells you the story.

15. They call me “Eagle Nose” because I can spot a scent from miles away.

16. My nose is a multi-functional tool – a built-in windbreaker and scent detector.

17. Big noses are like Wi-Fi; they’re always sniffing for a connection.

18. I tried to get a smaller nose, but it’s hard to shrink the family legacy.

19. My nose is so big, it can recognize a scent from a different time zone.

20. When life gives you a big nose, make a statement.

21. My nose is so big, it has its own gravitational pull.

22. Some people have a sharp eye, I have a sharp nose.

23. My nose is so big, it’s always the first to know what’s going on.

24. The bigger the nose, the bigger the scents to discover.

25. If you ever need someone to find something, just ask my nose.

26. People say I have a nose for business, but I’m more into noses for sniffing out humor.

27. I can’t help it, my nose has a mind of its own.

28. I don’t need a compass, I have a nose that always points north.

29. If noses could talk, mine would have a lot to say!

30. My nose has a lot of character… too much, maybe.

31. Don’t worry, if I lose my way, my nose will always lead me back.

32. My nose is so big, I should probably be called Pinocchio.

33. My nose doesn’t just sniff, it predicts the weather.

34. A small nose might be cute, but mine is a natural wonder.

35. My nose is so big, it’s the unofficial mascot of my face.

36. People with big noses don’t need a map; we just follow our nose.

37. I don’t need glasses to find my way, I just follow my nose.

38. My nose is big enough to be classified as a national monument.

39. My nose is big, but it’s got a lot of personality.

40. I can smell trouble from miles away, thanks to my nose.

41. My nose isn’t big, it’s just well-equipped for olfactory duties.

42. Don’t worry, my nose will always sniff out the right path.

43. My nose is so big, it could be in a feature film as the star.

44. Big noses are just big personalities trying to breathe.

45. My nose doesn’t just detect scents, it narrates them.

46. The larger the nose, the more aromas it can identify.

47. When it comes to noses, size does matter… for detecting things, that is.

48. My nose is so big, it can smell rain before it even hits the ground.

49. I can always find the best restaurants by following my nose.

50. I tried to shrink my nose, but it was just too much of a tall order.

51. I don’t have a big nose, I have an extra-large personality enhancer.

52. My nose is so big, it’s practically a built-in umbrella.

53. People with big noses always have the best air quality.

54. My nose isn’t big, it’s just extra keen on picking up the right signals.

55. If there’s a delicious meal in the vicinity, my nose is already halfway there.

56. My nose is a real “whiff” of personality.

57. They say I have a nose for success… I just need a bigger portfolio.

58. You can always count on my nose to sniff out the truth.

59. I don’t have a big nose; it’s just a feature that demands attention.

60. Big noses don’t need maps; they just follow their instincts.

61. The bigger the nose, the better the sniffing skills.

62. I don’t have a big nose; I have an upgraded sense of smell.

63. You know what they say: the bigger the nose, the bigger the nose jokes.

64. I don’t have a big nose; it’s just a specialized scent navigation tool.

65. With my nose, I can smell success from a mile away.

66. I don’t need a compass; my nose always leads me in the right direction.

67. My nose is so big, it’s practically its own weather station.

68. I may have a big nose, but at least it helps me sniff out adventure.

69. My nose is so big, it could probably smell a fresh pizza from space.

70. They say the bigger the nose, the bigger the personality. Guess mine’s over the top!

71. My nose is like a radar; it never misses a thing.

72. Big noses are just a little extra nose-talgia.

73. I can’t help it; my nose is a masterpiece.

74. They say big noses run in the family… and I’m the family’s pride!

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75. My nose is so big, it could star in its own comedy show.

76. When I walk into a room, my nose is the first to tell a joke.

77. I have a big nose, and it’s always sniffing out a good laugh.

78. I’ve got a big nose, but I promise I won’t blow up your day with jokes… unless you ask.

79. My nose isn’t big, it’s just a natural-born comedian!

80. You know you have a big nose when it makes the whole room laugh… without saying a word.

81. My nose is so big, it could probably be the punchline of its own joke.

82. They say big noses are a sign of wisdom. I think mine just knows when to crack a good joke.

83. If laughter is the best medicine, my nose is the prescription.

84. The bigger the nose, the bigger the laughs that follow.

85. When you have a big nose, you can’t just sniff— you have to add a punchline!

86. I don’t need a mic for comedy; my nose has its own spotlight.

87. They say laughter is contagious, but with a nose this big, it’s practically an epidemic.

88. My nose is big, and so is my sense of humor—together, we’re unstoppable!

89. A big nose isn’t just a feature; it’s a laugh factory.

90. If my nose had a personality, it would definitely be the class clown.

91. With my nose, you get more laughs per sniff.

92. Why did the big nose tell the joke? To get everyone in the room rolling!

93. My nose is so big, it’s got its own comedy club.

94. They say laughter is the best therapy, and my nose is the doctor.

95. I don’t need a big stage, just a big nose to make everyone laugh.

96. My nose is a joke machine—when it enters, laughter follows.

97. I never need a punchline—my nose is the joke in itself!

98. I have a big nose, and it’s always blowing in with laughter.

99. Big noses don’t just get attention—they steal the show with every laugh!

100. When I walk in the room, my nose doesn’t just enter; it delivers punchlines.

101. If my nose were any bigger, it would have its own laugh track.

102. Having a big nose means you can sniff out the funniest jokes before anyone else.

103. My nose is so big, it could probably laugh at its own reflection.

104. My nose doesn’t just tell jokes, it cracks up the entire room!

105. When life hands you a big nose, it’s a sign you’re about to laugh a lot.

106. I don’t have a big nose; I have a laugh magnet right in the middle of my face.

107. My nose is so big, I don’t need to find humor—it always finds me.

108. I tried to shrink my nose, but it was too busy laughing at itself.

109. A big nose is like a built-in comedian—never a dull moment!

110. My nose doesn’t just sniff the air, it senses the funniest moments.

111. I’ve got a big nose, but at least it’s good for bringing the laughs wherever I go.

112. You know you’ve got a big nose when you can’t help but laugh at your own shadow.

113. The bigger the nose, the bigger the chuckles that come with it.

114. Every time my nose enters a room, you know a good laugh is coming.

115. My nose is so big, it could probably tell jokes in every language.

116. Why settle for a small nose when a big one brings laughter everywhere?

117. A big nose and a good sense of humor—what more could you ask for?

118. The best part of my big nose? It always knows how to crack a good joke.

119. I don’t just have a big nose; I have a comedy weapon on my face.

120. They say laughter adds years to your life—guess my nose is making me immortal.

121. The bigger the nose, the bigger the belly laughs that follow.

122. I have a big nose, and every time I walk by, I leave a trail of laughter.

123. A big nose makes life more interesting—and a lot funnier.

124. The bigger the nose, the better the jokes it can smell.

125. When you have a big nose, you don’t just catch a cold, you catch every joke in the room.

126. My nose is so big, it practically writes the punchlines for me.

127. When my nose tells a joke, it’s more of a comedy epic.

128. Who needs a microphone when your nose is already getting all the laughs?

129. My nose is like a joke radar, always detecting the funniest things.

130. Having a big nose means you’re always ahead in the laughter race.

131. With my big nose, the jokes are always right under my nose!

132. My nose is so big, it doesn’t need a spotlight—it’s already the center of attention.

133. I have a big nose and a big sense of humor, which makes me twice as fun!

134. Some people tell jokes; my nose just shows up and everyone starts laughing.

135. I have a big nose, and it’s got more punchlines than a stand-up show.

136. The best part of having a big nose is that the jokes never stop coming.

137. A small nose might get noticed, but a big nose gets all the laughs.

138. Big noses are like comedy giants—always making a big impact.

139. You don’t need a funny bone when you have a nose this big to make people laugh.

140. My nose doesn’t just sniff around, it seeks out the funniest moments.

141. They say laughter is the best medicine, but my nose is a walking pharmacy!

142. I’ve got a nose so big, it doesn’t just pick up scents—it picks up jokes too!

143. My nose is like a personal comedian—always ready to deliver a laugh.

144. The bigger the nose, the more hilarious the moments that follow.

145. I don’t just have a big nose; I have a built-in comedy routine.

146. With a nose this big, I don’t need to tell jokes—it’s a natural laugh machine.

147. My nose has its own sense of humor—always sniffing out a good time.

148. Big noses aren’t just good for breathing; they’re great at creating laughter!

149. The bigger the nose, the bigger the laughs—my nose proves it every day!

150. I don’t need a funny hat or glasses; my nose already gets all the laughs.

151. Big noses can’t help it—they’re born with a sense of humor!

152. Every time my nose enters a room, it brings the comedy with it.

153. My nose doesn’t just smell a good laugh; it makes sure everyone else smells it too.

154. The bigger the nose, the more room there is for a great laugh.

155. I don’t have a big nose; I have a personal laugh generator on my face.

156. Big noses and big laughs go hand in hand—luckily, I’ve got both!

157. They say laughter is contagious—so is my big nose!

158. My nose is like a built-in comedian, always ready to make a crowd laugh.

159. Who needs a joke book when you’ve got a nose this big?

160. My nose is so big, it has its own laugh track to go with every joke.

161. They say humor is in the air; with my nose, I can always catch it!

162. I have a big nose, and every time I laugh, it echoes around the room.

163. My nose is so big, it’s practically a comedy stage!

164. I don’t just have a big nose, I have a laugh factory on my face!

165. You know you’ve got a big nose when even the jokes seem to get bigger.

Big Nose Jokes to Make Every Nose Proud

166. My nose is so big, it has its own zip code.

167. When my nose walks into a room, it demands respect—and attention.

168. My nose is big, and it’s here to lead the way!

169. With a nose like mine, I don’t need a map—my nose knows the way.

170. Every big nose has a story to tell, and mine’s a bestseller.

171. Proud of my big nose, it’s the only feature that commands its own spotlight.

172. Big noses are like national treasures—rare, valuable, and hard to ignore.

173. With my nose, it’s not just about size—it’s about making a statement.

174. They say big noses have big personalities. I say, mine’s got a bigger heart too.

175. My nose may be big, but it’s the life of the party wherever I go.

176. They say you can’t hide a big nose, but why would I want to?

177. My nose is the true leader of my face, with everyone else just following its scent.

178. My nose is so big, it should be on a billboard, announcing its arrival.

179. With my nose, I’m always ahead of the curve… sniffing out the future.

180. Big noses don’t just stand out, they stand tall and proud.

181. Don’t underestimate the power of a big nose—it’s got more character than most faces combined.

182. My nose is the best part of my face—after all, it leads the way!

183. I’ve got a nose this big, and I’m proud of every inch of it.

184. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I say it’s in the nose of the beholder.

185. Big noses are the unsung heroes of the face—they do the breathing, we do the bragging!

186. My nose doesn’t just define me—it dominates the conversation.

187. When I walk into a room, my nose is the first thing you notice.

188. My nose may be big, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

189. The bigger the nose, the bigger the pride—and I’m proudly sporting mine!

190. I don’t need a magnifying glass—my nose is already hard to miss.

191. Big noses are like the Eiffel Tower—iconic, towering, and beloved.

192. When I say my nose is big, I mean it’s the headlight of the face.

193. My nose isn’t just big; it’s bold, brave, and beautifully me.

194. A big nose is a badge of honor—wear it with pride!

195. If noses could talk, mine would be telling you how awesome it is.

196. My nose isn’t just big; it’s a walking masterpiece of design.

197. I wear my big nose like a crown—it’s what makes me stand out!

198. When life gave me a big nose, I turned it into my best feature.

199. I don’t just have a nose—I have a monument on my face.

200. They say the bigger the nose, the bigger the personality—and mine’s on full display.

201. My nose is big, but it’s also the first thing people admire when they see me.

202. A big nose is not just a feature; it’s a statement of confidence.

203. I’ve got a nose this big, and every inch is a reason to smile.

204. My nose is so big, it could be its own landmark!

205. With a nose this size, there’s no chance I’ll ever be invisible.

206. I wear my big nose with pride—because it’s the first thing that makes an impression.

207. A big nose doesn’t hide behind the rest of your face; it stands out proudly.

208. Every inch of my big nose is an inch of pure greatness.

209. With a nose this large, I’m not just breathing—I’m leading!

210. The best thing about having a big nose? You’re always in the spotlight.

211. My nose may be big, but it’s definitely the most reliable feature on my face.

212. They say big noses are bold—well, mine is practically a parade float.

213. You can’t miss my nose—it’s got a personality as big as its size.

214. Every time my nose enters a room, it brings the energy with it.

215. My nose doesn’t just fill space; it fills hearts with pride.

216. Big noses are the true trailblazers in the world of faces.

217. My nose is so big, it’s practically its own constellation in the sky.

218. I’ve got a nose this big, and I wear it like a badge of honor—boldly and proudly.

219. Don’t just look at my nose—respect it! It’s doing all the hard work.

220. They say big noses can lead the way. Mine definitely does, with pride and flair.

221. My nose might be big, but it’s got the perfect amount of charm to balance it out.

222. When you’ve got a nose this big, every sniff is a grand adventure.

The Bottom Line

Big nose jokes have been making people laugh for generations. From schoolyard teasing to comedy classics, they’ve found their place in our humor.

So what’s the point of all these nose jokes? They remind us that laughter can come from the most obvious features we see every day. While it’s important to be kind, there’s also room for gentle humor that doesn’t hurt.

If you enjoyed this collection of 222 big nose jokes, why not share your favorites with friends? Just remember to read the room first!

Want more laughs? Check out our other joke collections that poke fun at life’s little quirks. Leave a comment with your own big nose joke—I’m always looking to grow this list! After all, a good laugh is nothing to turn your nose up at.