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167 November Puns That Will Fall-nally Make You Laugh

Between Halloween’s sugar rush and December’s festive frenzy, November tends to get lost in the shuffle.

Most people trudge through this transitional month without much enthusiasm, focusing only on Thanksgiving while missing out on the unique charm November quietly offers.

But many don’t realize that November deserves its special brand of humor.

These 167 autumn-inspired puns aren’t just random jokes—they’re conversation starters perfect for brightening gray days and warming chilly gatherings.

Pun-ember Perfection: November’s Best Wordplay

November? More like KNOW-vember—time to learn some puns!
November’s got me FALL-ing for these jokes.
Turkey says, “November? More like NO-EAT-ME-MBER!”
Cold air and warm drinks—Novem-brrr is here!
The leaves aren’t the only thing dropping—so are these puns!
November: the only month where stuffing yourself is a tradition.
Can’t believe it’s November—time just autumn-atically flies!
This month is all about gobblin’ up the good times.
November? More like “Mo-vember” for all the mustache lovers.
I told my calendar a joke… but it didn’t leaf November.
Pie season? More like bye season for my diet.
November makes me feel gourd inside.
I told my turkey a joke… but it just gave me a blank stare.
No-shave November? More like NO-trim-ber!
This month really knows how to spice things up—pumpkin spice, that is.
Thanksgiving leftovers? More like Thanks-giving-me-a-food-coma.
The only thing falling faster than the leaves is my patience for winter.
The stuffing might be extra, but so am I in November.
November’s motto: Eat, sleep, be grateful, repeat.
Who needs a fall playlist when November already has “Autumn Leaves”?
November 1st: “I’m grateful.” November 30th: “I’m full.”
The only thing I’m raking this month is compliments on my puns.
Gobble till you wobble? More like gobble till you nap.
November is proof that pumpkin spice makes everything nice.
A November without puns? That’s un-thank-givable!
Leaves aren’t the only thing dropping—so are the temperatures!
My wallet is already crying over Black Friday.
November: 30 days of carbs and cozy sweaters.
My gratitude list? 1. Pie. 2. More pie.
Let’s give November a hand… and maybe a fork and knife too.
Waking up in November feels like hitting the snooze button on the year.
In November, we don’t count calories—we count blessings… and slices of pie.
I told my turkey a secret… now it’s stuffed.
Can’t spell November without NO—like no more candy from Halloween.
The only marathon I’m running this month is a Thanksgiving dinner marathon.
November should come with a warning: Objects in mirror are closer to Christmas than they appear.
Sweater weather? More like stretchy-pants season!
This month is just a pregame for December’s chaos.
You butter believe I’m ready for Thanksgiving.
Turkey says, “I’d like to take a moment of silence for my fallen friends.”
November’s motto? “Eat, drink, and cranberry.”

Gobble Up These November Puns

Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed.
November is like a good pie—warm, comforting, and sometimes a little flaky.
What do you call a lazy pumpkin? A gourd potato.
Why do turkeys love November? It’s their time to gobble up attention.
What’s a leaf’s favorite month? November—because it gets to fall freely.
Why did the mashed potatoes get an award? They always bring the gravy.
What do November leftovers and good friends have in common? They just get better with time.
Why do turkeys love bad jokes? They’re all about the fowl humor.
November is like a hug from Mother Nature—cool, crisp, and full of warmth inside.
Why don’t turkeys ever get into politics? Too many fowl decisions.
What do you call an overly excited November turkey? A gobble-holic.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues.
November: The only time of year where a “food coma” is an achievement.
Why did the football team love Thanksgiving? They got to tackle more than just plays.
What’s the most thankful part of November? The leftovers.
Why do turkeys always make good stand-up comics? Their jokes always get a gobbling laugh.
November is proof that the best things in life are seasonal.
Why did the cranberry apply for a job? It wanted to spread its sauce-ome skills.
What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek—especially in late November.
November: When the only six-pack that matters is made of dinner rolls.
Why don’t pumpkins make good secret-keepers? They always spill their guts.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Anything corn-related—it’s in their roots.
November’s favorite outfit? Anything with extra layers.
Why do pies never get in trouble? They always stay sweet.
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A pun-kin spice comedian.
November is just nature’s way of telling us to slow down and savor.
Why do leaves love November? It’s their grand exit performance.
What’s the best way to describe Thanksgiving leftovers? A delicious encore.
Why do Thanksgiving tables and great friendships have something in common? They both bring people together.
November is like a warm cup of cider for the soul.
Why do mashed potatoes make the best friends? They’re always smooth in tough situations.
What’s a turkey’s favorite side dish? Anything that doesn’t involve them.
Why did the pie sit in the sun too long? It wanted to be a little toasty.
November is just a countdown to cozy vibes and big bites.
What do you call a turkey with no feathers? Dinner.
Why don’t turkeys write books? They always wing it.
November is proof that fall flavors can make anything better.
What’s the best thing about November mornings? The crisp air and warm coffee.
Why did the dinner rolls blush? They saw the butter melt.
November’s best advice? Just roll with it.
What do you call a group of turkeys who love music? A drumstick band.

No-Pun Left Behind: November’s Wittiest Jokes

Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed.
November is like a pie—sweet, comforting, and gone too soon.
What do you call a turkey who loves to party? A gobble-rocker.
Why do leaves always break up in November? They just drift apart.
What’s a November potato’s life goal? To be smashing at Thanksgiving.
Why do turkeys love bad jokes? They’re always a little corny.
November’s biggest mystery: Who took the last piece of pie?
What did the scarf say to November? “Thanks for the wrap battle.”
Why did the cranberry sauce file a complaint? It felt too jellied.
What’s a turkey’s dream job? A bouncer at the gravy boat.
November: When the only cold shoulder that’s welcome is from the weather.
Why do scarecrows love Thanksgiving? It’s a great time to hang out.
What do November pies and good stories have in common? A great filling.
Why do trees love November? It’s their time to show off their true colors.
What’s a turkey’s favorite way to relax? Basting in the warmth.
Why don’t mashed potatoes ever get in fights? They’re too smooth.
November is just a countdown to stretchy pants season.
Why was the November wind feeling extra bold? It had a brisk attitude.
What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? The Hunger Games.
Why did the pumpkin take a vacation? It needed to squash some stress.
November: The only month where food comas are socially acceptable.
What’s the best way to enjoy November? With a plate in each hand.
Why did the turkey sit at the head of the table? It wanted to be the main dish-cussion.
November is proof that leftovers deserve a second chance.
What do November days and good soup have in common? They’re both best when warm.
Why do turkeys make terrible poker players? They always gobble up their chips.
November is when the weather and your diet both start to flake.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
Why did the turkey get a timeout? It was acting like a little fowl.
November is nature’s way of saying, “Eat more pie.”
What do you call a turkey that loves yoga? A gobble guru.
Why do trees always throw farewell parties in November? Because they’re about to leaf.
November is like a campfire—warm, cozy, and best shared with friends.
Why did the stuffing go to therapy? It had too much filling inside.
What’s the most popular November hairstyle? The messy bun—just like the dinner rolls.
Why don’t turkeys argue at Thanksgiving? They prefer to squash their beef.
November’s best-kept secret: You can eat pie for breakfast and no one will judge.
What do you call a turkey that loves to gamble? A high-stakes bird.
Why do mashed potatoes always stay calm? They know how to handle the pressure.
November is just nature’s way of telling us to slow down and savor the season.
Why did the turkey bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights before Thanksgiving.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite November activity? Standing around looking festive.
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
November is just an excuse to put cinnamon in everything.
What do you call a turkey that loves to meditate? A zen gobbler.
Why don’t turkeys ever get lost? They always find their way back to the table.
November: The only month where gravy is considered a beverage.
What do mashed potatoes say after a long day? “I’m whipped.”
Why did the pumpkin pie feel famous? Because it was always the center of attention.
November is proof that stuffing your face is a holiday tradition.
What do you call a turkey in disguise? A master of poultrification.
Why did the cranberry sauce start a band? Because it always had good jams.
November is the month where stretchy pants become a lifestyle choice.
What did the turkey say to the chef? “You have some plucking nerve.”
Why do turkeys love the fall? Because they get to be the main course of conversation.
November is like a warm hug from the inside out.
Why did the stuffing go to school? It wanted to get a little more seasoned.
What’s a scarecrow’s least favorite day in November? Black Friday—it’s too much standing around.
Why do turkeys make great detectives? They always dig up the juicy stuff.
November: When counting calories is a game you’re meant to lose.
Why did the leaf refuse to jump? Because it was scared of making a fall decision.
What do you call a rebellious turkey? A free bird.
November is the only month where leftovers are considered a delicacy.
Why did the mashed potatoes refuse to fight? Because they didn’t want to be mashed up.
What’s a pumpkin’s life motto? “Gourd vibes only.”
November is just nature’s way of saying, “Eat more carbs.”
Why did the turkey write a book? To share its side of the story.
What’s the best part of November? The fact that it smells like pie 90% of the time.
Why do trees love November? Because they get to drop their baggage and start fresh.
What’s a turkey’s least favorite exercise? The turkey trot—it’s too much running for its life.
November is like a good soup—best enjoyed with family and a cozy sweater.
Why did the cornbread feel left out? Because it was always on the side.
What’s the best way to describe Thanksgiving leftovers? The gift that keeps on giving.
Why do turkeys make bad secret agents? Because they always spill the gravy.
November is just one long audition for best Thanksgiving dish.
What do you call a turkey that tells dad jokes? A real corny bird.
Why did the pumpkin pie break up with the whipped cream? It needed some space to cool off.
November is proof that no meal is complete without at least three kinds of potatoes.
Why do leaves love November? Because they finally get to let go.
What did the turkey say when it got invited to dinner? “I’m honored… but also terrified.”
November: The only month where food babies are a badge of honor.
What do you call a turkey who loves classical music? A Bach-bawk.
Why don’t turkeys play board games? Because they always get roasted.
November is the only month where napping right after eating is a competitive sport.
Why did the sweet potato blush? Because it saw the turkey dressing.

When to Use November Puns vs. When to Hold Back

Perfect Timing for November Puns

During Thanksgiving gatherings to lighten the mood
In autumn-themed social media posts or greeting cards
When creating seasonal marketing content or newsletters
During casual fall activities like pumpkin patches or hayrides

Times to Skip the November Puns

During serious discussions about food insecurity or harvest concerns
In formal business communications or professional presentations
When someone is expressing genuine holiday stress or anxiety
In situations where cultural sensitivity around Thanksgiving is needed
When the humor might fall flat with your particular audience

Remember, the best puns match both the moment and the audience’s sense of humor!

The Bottom Line

There you have it—167 November puns to spice up your autumn conversations and social media posts.

These wordplays do more than provide a quick laugh; they celebrate the unique character of this transitional month with all its fallen leaves, turkey dinners, and cozy vibes.

Need more seasonal humor to carry you through the year? Our pun collections have you covered: “Balloon Puns” for celebrations, “Hockey Puns” for winter sports fans, and “Candy Cane Puns” as December approaches.

Which November pun made you smile the most?

Please drop your favorite in the comments below or share how you used these quips to brighten someone’s day.

David Brown

David Brown is a comedy writer with a sharp wit and a love for puns. He has written for various comedy shows and websites, making people laugh with his clever humor. Outside of writing, David enjoys performing stand-up comedy, cooking new recipes, and playing guitar. He studied English Literature at New York University, where he developed his love for wordplay.