Struggling with your flirting game from afar and you need a little boost?

As someone who’s mastered the art of mixing sass with sweet talk, spill the tea on some killer quotes that’ll make your crush’s heart skip a beat.

If you’re trying to catch that special someone’s attention or spice things up with your partner, this ultimate collection of sassy, flirty, and downright irresistible one-liners.

Think of these as your secret weapons – they’re bold, they’re fun, and they’re guaranteed to make them smile.

Let’s get you from awkward to awesome!

Sassy, Flirty Quotes for Him To Make Him Smile

1. You’re annoyingly attractive, and it’s really distracting me from getting anything done today.

2. I’m not saying you’re the reason I smile so much, but you’re definitely not helping my serious face game.

3. Stop looking at me like that, or I might just have to kiss you.

4. I’d tell you how amazing you are, but I don’t want your ego getting any bigger.

5. Consider yourself lucky – I don’t roll my eyes at just anyone.

6. Well, well, well… look who’s trying to make my heart skip a beat again.

7. If being cute was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.

8. I’m not flirting, I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra fine.

9. You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

10. Sorry, but you’ll have to stop being so charming. I’m running out of ways to play it cool.

11. I was going to be productive today, but then you showed up.

12. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

13. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

14. I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?

15. Your smile is literally the most annoying thing ever… because it makes me smile too.

16. If you’re trying to sweep me off my feet, it’s totally working.

17. I’d say you’re sweet, but I don’t want it going to your head.

18. Warning: prolonged exposure to your charm may cause excessive heart fluttering.

19. You know what’s really unfair? How good you look without even trying.

20. I bet you thought I wasn’t going to notice how amazing you are today.

21. Just so you know, my heart does this weird flippy thing when you smile.

22. You’re the reason I believe in love at second sight. First sight might have been a coincidence.

23. Stop being so perfect. It’s making the rest of us look bad.

24. I’m not usually this nice. Consider yourself special.

25. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.

26. I’d tell you you’re cute, but I’m pretty sure you already know that.

27. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more.

28. I wasn’t planning on falling for you, but here we are.

29. You’re like my coffee – hot and keeping me up all night.

30. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

31. Your smile must be WiFi, because I’m feeling a strong connection.

32. Just when I thought I couldn’t be any more distracted, you walked in.

33. I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re pretty close to what I’ve been looking for.

34. Warning: side effects of knowing you include constant smiling and irregular heartbeat.

35. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

36. If looks could kill, you’d be guilty of murder.

37. I know I’m sassy, but you bring out my sweet side.

38. You’re making it really hard to focus on anything else.

39. Careful with those dimples – they’re dangerous weapons of mass distraction.

40. I’m not always this flirty, but you make it impossible not to be.

41. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

42. You must be a cat because I’m feline a connection.

43. I was going to be productive today, but then I thought about you.

44. You know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

45. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

46. I’m not saying I’m thinking about you, but I’m definitely not not thinking about you.

47. My friends told me to stop talking about you. I told them to stop listening.

48. I’d tell you to stop being cute, but then you’d be doing nothing all day.

49. If being handsome was a crime, you’d be on America’s Most Wanted.

50. I usually don’t give out compliments, but I’ll make an exception for you.

51. You must be a dictionary because you’re adding meaning to my life.

52. I’m not saying you’re the best thing since sliced bread, but you’re close.

53. Keep looking at me like that and I might do something crazy.

54. You’re like a fine wine – you keep getting better with time.

55. Is your name Summer? Because you’re hot and I want you to last forever.

56. I wasn’t always this flirty, but then you came along.

57. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

58. Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

59. I’m not usually this obvious, but you make it hard to play it cool.

60. You must be a magnet, because I’m drawn to you.

61. I tried not to like you, but you made it impossible.

62. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.

63. You’re like my favorite song – I could never get tired of you.

64. If being adorable was your job, you’d be Employee of the Month.

65. I’d write you a love song, but all the good words are taken.

66. You must be gravity, because I keep falling for you.

67. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

68. I’m not saying you’re distracting, but I forgot what I was going to say.

69. You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.

70. If looks could speak, you’d have quite a story to tell.

71. I wasn’t planning on being this attracted to you, but here we are.

72. Are you a parking spot? Because you’re hard to find and impossible to leave.

73. You must be a wizard because you’ve got me under your spell.

74. I’d tell you how special you are, but actions speak louder than words.

75. If being cute was your profession, you’d be a millionaire.

76. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

77. I tried playing it cool, but you’re making it impossible.

78. Are you a bookmark? Because I’ve been trying to find my place with you.

79. You must be a sunrise because you brighten my entire day.

80. I wasn’t looking for trouble, but then you walked in with that smile.

Sassy Flirty Quotes for Her to Make Her Blush

81. Looking at you makes me forget every clever thing I was going to say.

82. I’d follow you anywhere, especially if the view stays this good.

83. Not sure if I want to hug you or steal your outfit first.

84. Girl, the way you smile should be illegal in at least five states.

85. Stop being so beautiful, I’m trying to concentrate here.

86. Excuse me, but your beauty is causing a major traffic jam in my mind.

87. I’d say heaven’s missing an angel, but you’re way too sassy for heaven.

88. Your confidence is almost as attractive as you are, and that’s saying something.

89. You must be exhausted from running through my mind all day.

90. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.

91. I’d write you a love letter, but I can’t find words prettier than you.

92. Your smile is seriously messing with my productivity levels.

93. Is your name Summer? Because you’re hot and I want you to last forever.

94. Sorry I’m staring, but you’ve got everything I’ve been looking for.

95. You look like trouble, and I’m here for it.

96. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

97. I’m not usually this forward, but you make my heart forget its manners.

98. You had me at hello, but you really got me with that sass.

99. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

100. Your presence is making everyone else look like a rough draft.

101. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get your number?

102. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

103. Your beauty makes me forget how to form basic sentences.

104. I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but I’m sure someone already has today.

105. Life is short, smile at tall people. Especially me.

106. I was going to be productive today, but then you happened.

107. Your style is making everyone else look underdressed.

108. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

109. You must be art because I want to hang around you and admire you all day.

110. Careful with that smile, you might set off the fire alarms.

111. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

112. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

113. You must be tired from breaking hearts all day.

114. Your beauty is like a math problem I can’t solve.

115. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.

116. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

117. I’d say you’re sweet, but that sass adds the perfect spice.

118. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

119. Stop looking so good, you’re making everyone else jealous.

120. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

121. Your beauty is distracting me from my bad day.

122. I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re pretty close.

123. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

124. You must be a campfire, because you are hot and I want s’more.

125. Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.

126. Your smile is like an espresso shot for my heart.

127. I was going to give you a compliment, but you took my breath away.

128. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

129. You must be a bank loan because you’ve got my interest.

130. I’m not usually at a loss for words, but you’ve left me speechless.

131. Did you just walk out of my dreams? Because this feels unreal.

132. Your eyes are like the ocean, and I’m lost at sea.

133. I’d tell you you’re amazing, but I think you already know.

134. Is your name Autumn? Because you’re making me fall.

135. You must be sugar because you’re sweet enough to cause cavities.

136. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

137. Your confidence is even more attractive than your face, and that’s saying a lot.

138. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

139. You must be the reason why they invented the word stunning.

140. Is this the line for your heart? Because I’d like to get in it.

141. Your smile is so bright, I need sunglasses.

142. Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

143. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

144. I wasn’t planning on falling for anyone today, but here we are.

145. Your beauty makes me forget my pickup lines.

146. Is your name Gravity? Because I keep falling for you.

147. You must be a camera because every time I look at you, I smile.

148. Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

149. Your presence is like a good cup of coffee – a perfect way to start the day.

150. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel with attitude.

151. You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.

152. Is your name Happiness? Because that’s what you bring me.

153. Your smile should come with a warning label.

154. Are you a spell? Because you’ve got me enchanted.

155. You must be sunshine because you light up my world.

156. Is this seat taken? Because my heart just skipped over to you.

157. Your beauty is like a math equation I can’t solve.

158. Are you a melody? Because you’re music to my eyes.

159. You must be magic because I can’t look away.

160. If being gorgeous was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.

Sassy, Flirty, & Romantic Quotes for Your Loved Ones

161. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite kind of chaos.

162. I’d pause my video game for you. That’s how much you mean to me.

163. Thanks for being the reason I smile like an idiot at my phone.

164. Of all the ways to waste time, loving you is my favorite.

165. I’m not saying I’m addicted to you, but I’m definitely not saying I’m not.

166. You’re the first person I want to annoy every morning.

167. Our love story is my favorite fairytale with a plot twist.

168. My favorite place in the world is next to you, making fun of the same things.

169. Being in your arms is the only place where my sass takes a break.

170. You’re my favorite notification.

171. I love you even when I’m hangry. And that’s saying something.

172. You’re the only person I want to share my snacks and secrets with.

173. Thank you for dealing with my crazy and still calling it love.

174. You’re my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.

175. I love you more than pizza, and that’s not something I say lightly.

176. Our love story is perfectly imperfect, just like us.

177. You’re the missing piece to my weirdness.

178. I love you even when you steal all the blankets.

179. You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep.

180. Being with you is like finding the other half of my sarcasm.

181. I knew you were trouble, and I still chose you anyway.

182. You’re the reason I believe in love and eye rolls.

183. My heart does backflips every time you smile at me.

184. Thank you for loving me, even with my questionable music taste.

185. I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.

186. You’re the kind of adventure I want to have every day.

187. I never knew love could be this beautifully chaotic.

188. You make my heart smile and my eyes roll – perfect balance.

189. Being with you feels like coming home to my favorite chaos.

190. I love how we can be weird together and call it romance.

191. You’re my favorite what-if that actually happened.

192. Thank you for being my reason to break my own rules.

193. I love you even when you’re hangry and unreasonable.

194. You’re the plot twist I never saw coming but always needed.

195. Our love story is my favorite topic to overthink about.

196. You’re the risk I’ll always be glad I took.

197. I love how you make ordinary moments feel extraordinary.

198. You’re my favorite mistake turned miracle.

199. Thank you for being the reason behind my best memories.

200. I love you more than coffee, and that’s huge.

201. You’re the adventure I want to keep having.

202. My heart skips a beat when you send me memes.

203. You’re my favorite kind of distraction.

204. I love how we can talk about nothing and everything.

205. You’re the chaos I choose every day.

206. Thank you for being my reason to believe in love again.

207. You’re my favorite way to waste time.

208. I love how you make me forget what I was complaining about.

209. You’re the exception to all my rules.

210. Our love story is better than any romance novel.

211. I love you even when you’re grumpy and unreasonable.

212. You’re my favorite person to annoy forever.

213. Thank you for being perfectly imperfect with me.

214. You’re the reason I believe in serendipity.

215. I love how you understand my unspoken words.

216. You’re my favorite kind of madness.

217. Our love is like coffee – strong, warm, and keeping me up at night.

218. I love you more than my phone battery, and that’s serious.

219. You’re the best part of my day, every day.

220. Thank you for making my heart smile and my soul dance.

221. You’re my favorite reality check and escape.

222. I love how we can be silly and serious in the same breath.

223. You’re the love story I want to keep writing.

224. Our paths crossed by chance, but our hearts met by choice.

225. I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot.

226. You’re my favorite reason to look forward to tomorrow.

227. Thank you for being my safe place and adventure all at once.

228. You’re the poetry in my prosaic life.

229. I love how you make my heart race and my soul calm.

230. You’re my favorite paradox.

231. Our love is like a good book – I never want it to end.

232. I love you even when you’re being completely ridiculous.

233. You’re my favorite person to share silence with.

234. Thank you for being my anchor in the chaos.

235. You’re the dream I never want to wake up from.

236. I love how you make ordinary days extraordinary.

237. You’re my favorite what-if turned reality.

238. Our love story is my favorite endless adventure.

239. I love you more than lazy Sundays, and that’s forever.

240. You’re the missing piece to my puzzle of peculiarities.

241. Thank you for choosing me, every single day.

242. You’re my favorite kind of complicated.

243. I love how you make my world brighter just by being in it.

244. You’re the plot twist that became my whole story.

245. Our love is like stars – constant, bright, and infinite.

Flirty and Sassy Quotes by Famous Personalities to Take It Up A Notch

246. “I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

247. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson

248. “Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.” – William Shakespeare

249. “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – Robert Frost

250. “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” – Ingrid Bergman

251. “You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” –Jane Austen

252. “I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

253. “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” – Woodrow Wyatt

254. “Love is like a fever which comes and goes quite independently of the will.” – Stendhal

255. “If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for fear of losing you.” – Walt Whitman

256. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”– Oscar Wilde

257. “I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

258. “You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” – Margaret Mitchell

259. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” – Maya Angelou

260. “I never want to stop making memories with you.” – Pierre Jeanty

261. “My love for you is past the mind, beyond my heart, and into my soul.” – Boris Kodjoe

262. “Kiss me and you will see how important I am.” – Sylvia Plath

263. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.” – Hermann Hesse

264. “You had me at hello.” – Jerry Maguire (Cameron Crowe)

265. “There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.” – George Sand

266. “You make me want to be a better man.” – Jack Nicholson

267. “I would rather spend one moment holding you than a lifetime knowing I never could.” – Nicholas Sparks

268. “You are my today and all of my tomorrows.” – Leo Christopher

269. “You’re nothing short of my everything.” – Ralph Block

270. “You are the one girl that made me risk everything for a future worth having.” – Simone Elkeles

271. “I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.” –Leo Christopher

272. “Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.” – Anonymous

273. “You’re my favorite notification.” – Anonymous

274. “There is madness in loving you, a lack of reason that makes it feel so flawless.” – Leo Christopher

275. “If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be a billionaire.” – Unknown

276. “I love you, and that’s the beginning and end of everything.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

277. “I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us together.” – Unknown

278. “You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.” – Unknown

279. “I want to be the one who makes your bad days better and your good days the best.” – Unknown

280. “I am permanently in love with you, always and forever.” – Unknown

281. “I’ve fallen in love many times… but always with you.” – Unknown

282. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” –Unknown

283. “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.” – Unknown

284. “I think I’d miss you even if we never met.” – The Wedding Date (Dana Fox)

285. “You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

286. “I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.” – Unknown

287. “You’re kinda, sorta, basically, always on my mind.” – Unknown

288. “My heart is and always will be yours.” – Jane Austen

289. “You are what I never knew I always wanted.” – Fools Rush In (Andy Tennant)

290. “I didn’t choose you. My heart did.” – Unknown

291. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle

292. “You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.” – E.E. Cummings

293. “To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.”– David Viscott

294. “I crave a love so deep the ocean would be jealous.” – Unknown

295. “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.” – William Shakespeare

296. “You are my happy place.” – Unknown

297. “I’ve never had a moment’s doubt. I love you. I believe in you completely.” – Ian McEwan

298. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao Tzu

299. “I want all of my lasts to be with you.” – Unknown

300. “If I could have anyone in the world, it would still be you.” – Unknown

Funny, Sassy & Flirty Quotes for Your Crushes 

301. If you catch me staring, I’m probably wondering how you got so cute.

302. My mom told me to follow my dreams, so here I am following you.

303. Just so you know, my friends are tired of hearing about you.

304. You look like bad decisions and good stories, and I’m here for both.

305. Sorry I’m late, I was too busy thinking about you.

306. You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.

307. I’m not saying I daydream about you, but I just burned my popcorn.

308. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, you’d be dating a millionaire.

309. My friends say I have questionable taste, but I think you’re perfect.

310. Excuse me, but you’re causing chaos in my nervous system.

311. Just wanted to let you know that you’re the reason I can’t focus today.

312. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type of distraction.

313. I’d pick you over pizza, and that’s saying something.

314. Warning: prolonged exposure to your smile may cause spontaneous happiness.

315. You must be the reason I keep walking into walls lately.

316. I was trying to be productive, but then I remembered your face.

317. My therapist told me to avoid things that make my heart race, so I guess I’ll see you never.

318. You’re the reason my friends roll their eyes at me.

319. Sorry if I seem distracted, your face is very distracting.

320. I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re worth all my typos.

321. My productivity level drops 100% when you’re around.

322. You must be a cat because I’m feline these vibes.

323. If awkward was a person, I’d be your soulmate.

324. You had me at Not Interested.

325. I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably ruined that line already.

326. You’re the reason I believe in love and poor life choices.

327. My friends warned me about you, but I’m bad at taking advice.

328. You look like the type of trouble I’d enjoy getting into.

329. I was going to be productive, but then you existed.

330. You must be a magician because you make everyone else disappear.

331. My brain stops working when you smile at me.

332. I think you broke my focus button.

333. You’re like my coffee – hot and keeping me up all night.

334. Warning: Your charm may cause random outbreaks of smiling.

335. I’d share my snacks with you, and that’s true love.

336. You’re my favorite reason for being distracted.

337. I’m not flirting, I’m just being extra nice to someone extra fine.

338. You must be a dictionary because you’re adding meaning to my procrastination.

339. If cute was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

340. My heart does this weird skippy thing when you’re around.

341. You’re like my phone battery – I need you at 100%.

342. I’d pause my Netflix series for you.

343. You must be tired from running through my daydreams all day.

344. Sorry I’m staring, but you’re like a human version of good news.

345. Warning: Your presence may cause loss of vocabulary.

346. You’re the reason I believe in bad ideas.

347. My friends say I talk about you too much. I say they listen too much.

348. You look like the kind of adventure I’d like to go on.

349. I’d risk the brain freeze for your favorite ice cream flavor.

350. You must be a weekend because you make everything better.

351. I’m not saying you’re the reason I smile at my phone, but you’re not not the reason.

352. If being cute was your job, you’d be a CEO.

353. My heart says yes, but my anxiety says hide under the bed.

354. You’re like my favorite song – stuck in my head all day.

355. Warning: Side effects of knowing you include excessive daydreaming.

356. I’d tell you you’re on my mind, but you probably already knew that.

357. You must be chocolate because you make everything sweeter.

358. My friends said find someone who makes you happy. I found you instead.

359. You’re the reason I check my phone 67 times a minute.

360. If being adorable was a competition, you’d be disqualified for being a professional.

361. My mom said follow your heart, so here I am.

362. You must be a calendar because you make my days better.

363. I’m not saying I’m thinking about you, but I forgot what I was going to say.

364. Warning: Your smile is seriously affecting my ability to adult.

365. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

366. My friends say I’m obsessed, I say I’m dedicated.

367. You must be magic because you appear in all my thoughts.

368. I’d tell you you’re amazing, but then we’d both be stating the obvious.

369. If laughter is the best medicine, your humor is my prescription.

370. You’re the reason I believe in taking risks and making mistakes.

Conclusion

There you have it – your personal arsenal of sass and charm!

These quotes aren’t just words; they’re conversation starters that can turn an ordinary moment into something special.

Don’t be afraid to put your own spin on these quotes.

The best flirting happens when you’re authentic, even if it means stumbling over your words sometimes.

Now go forth and flirt fearlessly! If all else fails, at least you’ll have some great stories to tell.