Here are some doozies to share with you!

Think your neighbor’s choice of “Apple” was questionable? Well, buckle up – you haven’t seen anything yet.

This might make you laugh, cry, or maybe even both.

From parents who thought corporate brands would make great baby names to those who decided that keyboard smashes were the way to go, this year’s list is a wild ride.

Let’s dig into this year’s most eyebrow-raising baby names!

Worst Baby Names of The Year

1. Sharkeesha- A blend of “shark” and “Keisha,” this name might make people think of the ocean’s top predator rather than a sweet baby.

2. Elizabreth- A quirky twist on Elizabeth, but the “breth” part sounds too much like “breath,” making it feel awkward.

3. Absidy- Pronounced “Ab-city,” this spelling might confuse teachers, friends, and everyone else who tries to say it.

4. Banana- A fruity name, but your child might spend their life explaining that they aren’t a snack.

5. Hashtag- While trendy on social media, it’s not exactly timeless or practical as a name.

6. La-a- Pronounced “Ladasha,” this name relies on punctuation, leading to endless misunderstandings.

7. M’Lady- A term of address turned into a name; it might make introductions sound like medieval reenactments.

8. Phelony- A phonetic take on “felony,” which is probably not the association you want for your child.

9. Arson- While the sound is strong, the meaning (setting things on fire) is definitely a hot topic to avoid.

10. Nevaeh- Heaven spelled backward, but its popularity has led to a lot of debate and eye-rolls.

11. Espn- Pronounced “Espen,” inspired by the sports channel, this name might make people question your cable subscription habits.

12. Pilot Inspektor- A celebrity-inspired choice that sounds more like a job title than a name.

13. Xxayvier- A complicated spelling of Xavier that will probably never be spelled correctly.

14. Danger- Sure, it sounds bold, but naming your child after a word synonymous with risk might be taking things too far.

15. A’Miracle- While the sentiment is sweet, the spelling and punctuation make it a bit over the top.

16. Covid- After 2020, this name is guaranteed to raise eyebrows for all the wrong reasons.

17. Vinyll- A misspelled homage to vinyl records that might sound cool, but the double “l” is confusing.

18. Brixx- A unique spelling of “Bricks,” but it’s hard not to think of construction materials.

19. Younique- A creative attempt at “unique,” but the unconventional spelling might not age well.

20. C’Chelle- Pronounced “Seashell,” this one might be a tongue twister for anyone reading it.

21. Ka-Ching- This money-inspired name might make people think you’re hoping for a jackpot.

22. Chardonnay- Naming your child after wine is one way to make people wonder about your favorite drink.

23. Anakin- A bold choice for Star Wars fans, but it comes with Darth Vader associations.

24. Sativa- While it has botanical origins, its association with cannabis might not be ideal.

25. Northwest- While a celebrity baby made it famous, it still sounds more like a direction than a name.

26. Blayde- An edgy spelling of “Blade” that feels overly aggressive.

27. Ermagherd- Inspired by the internet meme, but definitely not a name that will stand the test of time.

28. ABCDE- Pronounced “Ab-cee-dee,” it’s a name that feels more like a joke than a serious choice.

29. Ebola- Naming a child after a deadly virus is definitely not a good idea.

30. Fizz- Fun and bubbly, but it doesn’t feel substantial enough for a lifetime.

31. Gollum- A Lord of the Rings reference that comes with less-than-flattering connotations.

32. Jaxxon- An exaggerated spelling of “Jackson” that might make people scratch their heads.

33. Princess- While it sounds sweet, it might make adulthood a bit challenging for professional settings.

34. Tuff- A rugged name that feels more like a description than a moniker.

35. Apple- Another celebrity-inspired choice that might leave people wondering about your favorite fruit.

36. Stormi- While trendy, it might come with associations of bad weather or celebrity culture.

37. Frostbite- Unique, but it has a chilling connotation that might not warm people’s hearts.

38. Pepsi- A soda-inspired name that’s a bit too bubbly for everyday use.

39. Kryptonite- It sounds powerful, but being named after Superman’s weakness might not be ideal.

40. Moonbeam- Mystical and dreamy, but it might feel too whimsical for serious moments in life.

41. Aliviyah- A complicated spelling of “Olivia” that might confuse everyone trying to write or say it.

42. D’Artagnan- A Three Musketeers reference that’s hard to spell and even harder to pronounce.

43. Chinchilla- Cute for a fluffy pet, but maybe not for a baby.

44. Beberly- A misspelling of Beverly that sounds like someone mispronounced it.

45. Google- Naming your child after a search engine might raise questions about your tech obsession.

46. L’Oreal- A cosmetic brand might not be the best inspiration for a baby name.

47. Cucumber- A refreshing salad ingredient, but as a name, it’s hard to take seriously.

48. Rambo- While action-packed, it might be too much for everyday life.

49. J’Adore- A French phrase meaning “I adore,” but it sounds overly dramatic as a name.

50. Panda- While pandas are adorable, this name might not grow well with the child.

51. Xerox- Naming your child after a photocopier brand is definitely unique, but not in a good way.

52. Peach- Sweet and fruity, but it might feel a bit too whimsical for formal settings.

53. Kale- A trendy superfood, but it might not translate well as a name.

54. Bricklee- A mashup of “brick” and “Lee” that sounds like a construction company.

55. Tesla- A nod to the electric car brand, but it might feel a bit too corporate.

56. Buffalo- A strong animal, but not an ideal name for a baby.

57. Nautica- Sounds like a clothing brand, making it feel more commercial than personal.

58. Elonious- Inspired by Elon Musk, but this made-up version might sound too eccentric.

59. Dragon- Fierce and mythical, but not practical for daily use.

60. Paprika- A fun spice, but it might not spice up a name list in the right way.

61. Volcano- It’s powerful, but it might erupt with awkwardness in conversation.

62. Nimbus- While mystical, it’s more suited for a cloud or a car than a child.

63. Shooter- A bold choice, but it comes with violent connotations that are hard to ignore.

64. Eclipse- While celestial, it might feel overly dramatic as a name.

65. Baby- Naming your child “Baby” might cause lifelong identity confusion.

66. Kitty- Cute for a cat, but it might not carry well into adulthood.

67. Tofu- Great for vegetarians, but questionable as a name for a person.

68. Zypher- A misspelled take on “Zephyr” that feels unnecessarily complicated.

69. Cupcake- Sweet and sugary, but not very professional.

70. Windex- A cleaning product might not be the best namesake for your child.

71. Diesel- Strong and rugged, but it might feel more like a truck than a baby.

72. Puddin’- A dessert-inspired name that’s hard to take seriously.

73. Spam- Naming your child after canned meat (or junk email) is not a great idea.

74. Dagger- Sharp and edgy, but it comes across as overly aggressive.

75. Marshmallow- A soft, sweet treat, but not a practical name for real life.

76. Velveeta- Naming your child after processed cheese might not age well.

77. Cricket- While quirky, it’s more suitable for an insect or a sport.

78. Zzzax- A strange mix of letters that sounds like static noise.

79. Cheeto- A popular snack, but probably not a good choice for a baby.

80. Bubbles- Fun and playful, but it might be hard for a grown-up to embrace.

81. Frito- Another snack food that might not go over well as a lifelong name.

82. Hurricane- Naming your child after a natural disaster might not bring the best vibes.

83. Pluto- While charming, it’s better as a planet (or a dog from Disney).

84. Kashflow- A misspelled version of “Cash Flow” that feels too money-obsessed.

85. Nimbus- A second entry because it’s still confusing whether it’s a cloud, a car, or a broomstick.

86. Banoffee- A dessert-inspired name that sounds more like a joke.

87. BlimpieA sandwich chain isn’t the best source of inspiration for a baby name.

88. Zombie- While trendy in pop culture, it might not feel great on a birth certificate.

89. Glucose- A science term that’s better suited for a chemistry textbook.

90. Cyanide- Naming your child after a poison is definitely a bad idea.

91. Troll- A mythical creature or an internet pest, but not a baby name.

92. Snickers- A candy bar name that might cause giggles (and not in a good way).

93. Fork- A utensil-inspired name that feels impractical and strange.

94. Jeep- A car brand that doesn’t translate well into a personal name.

95. Boomer- Trendy in meme culture, but it might age poorly.

96. Slinky- A fun toy, but not the best choice for a child.

97. Hashtagina- A bizarre mashup of “hashtag” and a name, which is confusing at best.

98. Panini- A delicious sandwich, but not a name with much substance.

99. Pickle- Funny and quirky, but it might not pass the test for a lifelong name.

100. Wifi- While essential in modern life, it’s probably not the connection you want for your child’s identity.

Conclusion

While creativity is fantastic, it might turn into something unfortunate. It’s the first gift we give our children, one they’ll carry through job interviews, wedding ceremonies, and maybe even their own parenthood.

If you’re expecting and found yourself considering any names from this list, maybe take a step back and sleep on it.

Try the good old “Starbucks test” – if you’d be embarrassed hearing it shouted across a crowded coffee shop, it might need a rethink.

Here’s to hoping next year’s list has fewer corporate brands, fewer punctuation marks, and more names that won’t make teachers do a double-take during roll call!